Brit/pol/ - Sinners edition

MRS MAY DROPS THE HAMMER ON LABOUR BY CALLING SNAP ELECTION
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603
archive.is/82iz0
>She accused Britain's other political parties of "game playing"

CURRENT PARTY BREAKDOWN (DON'T FORGET TO VOTE CONSERVATIVE)
parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/mps/current-state-of-the-parties/

MAY AVOIDS TV DEBATES, NO POINT IN DEALING WITH THESE RETARDED KIDS
thesun.co.uk/news/3357498/theresa-may-set-to-avoid-tv-election-debates-despite-goading-from-jeremy-corbyn-and-calls-by-tim-farron-for-bbc-to-empty-chair-her/
archive.is/PMsCl
>CORBYN: "she should not be dodging head-to-head TV debates"

HITCHCOCK DIRECTED BREXIT: TUSK
news.sky.com/story/election-call-likened-to-hitchcock-film-by-eus-donald-tusk-10842357
archive.is/cI0RB

MET CHIEF PROMISES TASERS AND CYBER CRACKDOWN
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/18/met-chief-prioritises-giving-officers-tasers-and-fighting-cybercrime
archive.is/H4n8B
>...to use data analytics to identify suspects “in a way we can’t quite do at the moment”

MUMSNET THREAD
htt_ps://www.mum snet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2906378-Who-to-vote-for-in-General-Election
>"Agree vote whoever is not tory."

CORPORATIONS RELISH ELECTION CHAOS
telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/04/18/business-leaders-welcome-snap-election-brexit-boost-set-deliver/
archive.is/DqLKK
>"It’s clearly a last-minute thing."

Rolling news tank:
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/18/britains-general-election-a-ploy-to-stop-hard-brexit/ [archive.is/BmayT]
Election during Ramadan - twitter.com/i/moments/854295260327006208
indyref2.scot/we-need-to-make-this-snap-election-about-independence [archive.is/0GLTT]
Owen Jones - youtu.be/zuHFM3-ZuAA
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/conservatives-right-wing-win-election-5532843 [archive.is/5iCOE]
UK Column - youtube.com/watch?v=saAIT2g00gs

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/854627431134760961
strawpoll.me/12772247
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39643347?ocid=socialflow_twitter&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=twitter
lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/nick-ferrari/incredibly-awkward-interview-with-natalie-bennett/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>Gordon kills Corbyn and leads Labour to a landslide

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Kaya

VOTE BEADY PARTY.

ARE YOU TIRED OF THE DIMINISHING AMOUNT AND QUALITY OF OUR MOST VITAL, LIFE SUSTAINING SUBSTANCE - ARYAN BLOOD?

ARE YOU TIRED OF ARYANS RUNNING RAMPANT IN THE STREETS - THE BLOOD CONSTABULARY OVERSTRETCHED AND UNDERFUNDED?

ARE YOU TIRED OF THE CONTINUING NON-AGGRESSION POLICY THAT WE CONTINUALLY PURSUE WITH THEIR ARYAN NATION?

WE PROMISE TO OPEN SIX NEW BLOOD REFINERIES ACROSS THE NORTH OF ENGLAND AND CREATE FOUR NEW REFINERY SHIPS.

A VOTE FOR THE BEADY PARTY IS A VOTE FOR A REAL ARYANDIED.

WE WILL REINSTATE THE NATIONAL ALLOWANCE OF ARYANBLOOD. THERE WILL BE 500ML A DAY OF PURE GOVERNMENT STANDARD FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD.

BEADY PARTY WILL GET THE ARYANS OFF THE STREETS AND INTO THE REFINERY WHERE THEY BELONG. THE CONSERVATIVE, LABOUR AND UKIP PARTY WILL NOT NAME THE THREAT THAT IS DESTROYING OUR GREAT NATION AND WILL NEITHER ADMIT THAT THEIR INACTION IN ROUNDING THEM UP IS THE CAUSE OF OUR GREAT DECLINE.

YOU WILL NOT HEAR "WE CAN'T ROUND UP THE ARYANS THEY HAVE RIGHTS"

YOU WILL HEAR "WE CAN SEND EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM TO THE CENTRIFUGE."

VOTE BEADY.

>Osbourne has quit

:^))))

>tfw Laura Kuenssberg looks hot

Remember to only vote Tory if you live in Scotland.

If you live anywhere else your vote should be P U R P L E

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Fuck you

Time for bed, night poofs.

Snoop on Sup Forums Loony Liberals Mummy May Plz

who should I vote for to keep my waifu safe

We knew they aren't democratic, but it seems that the Liberal Democrats aren't very liberal either.

twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/854627431134760961

Love how all these Labour/LibDem/SNP MPs are attacking Theresa May for her decision to launch an election as "opportunistic" and "untrustworthy".

How can they complain that it is opportunistic to give the British people a SECOND chance to enact their will and decide how we are governed? Surely the more democracy we have is better? Especially so at times like this.

DAILY
REMINDER

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Trip cunt

AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE

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>there are people in this thread who unironically like this mong

Leave Rimmer alone you faggot.

That's my gay lover you're talking about there lad

>opposition in the government is "frustration" of democracy
>britcucks will defend this

strawpoll.me/12772247

Is Brit/pol/ seriously considering voting for Conservative just to spite Labour?

>tfw no Laura Kuenssberg gf ;__;

>ID: 5JkHDFap
>HDFap

GREEN SURGE

Fuck off Katie

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Watch it lad are Tim will put you in the gas chamber

No because they're the best party

okay tsumugi i will do it for you

That image, what?

Oof. That will harm the support surely

The election will only be about brexit, like Cameron and the rest of Conservative MPs they are going to hide from debate again. Their 20 majority is currently under investigation for breaking election laws, will be swept under the carpet. People say we need opposition, it's not democratic to call a sham election because they are holding you to important brexit conditions. If it's purely to take the appearance of a dictator like Putin into the negotiations is it worth it?

How will Jeremy ever recover?

Are Tim wants to kill all the gays.

>Laura Kuenssberg
>berg

>Let's just have elections every few months because of Autistic screeching of the losers

That's what this GE boils down to

>FOR CORBYN!

How do we fix >ARE NHS, lads?

Whose fault is this mess?
>this gubbamint
>New Labour gubbamint
>doctors and nurses
>managers, bureaucracy
>unhealthy people

Red pill me on this shit.

She should only agree to do the debates if it's just Con + Lab + LDem.

Plaid, SNP, and the Greens are a waste of airtime.

Ban nonwhites from using it.

>and then using Hitchens

Privatise it

He's releasing a new solo album soon isn't he? I wonder if he'll still play old Oasis songs...

>UKIP, Plaid, SNP, and the Greens are a waste of airtime.

ftfy

Its the same set of retards from 2015 who think that the party full of the same neocons have suddenly got their interests at heart and aren't just going to continue the same garbage policies they've been peddling for the last 15 years.

Better vote for the Tories goyim! You wouldn't want any Labour or LibDem candidates getting into the Commons! THIS time we will stick to our campaign promises and we WILL reduce immigration, we WILL fix the economy!

Don't worry about it basically, it doesn't matter that the majority of the cabinet as well as the PM were all Remainers, it doesn't matter that their track record is terrible, it doesn't matter that most of the backbenchers are the same trash. These idiots will continue to vote 'Conservative' like the tribal retards they are.

FINALLY the most hated MP in the UK has quit

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39643347?ocid=socialflow_twitter&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=twitter

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I always wanted to post in a brit/pol/

Hi 2nd America :)

Opposition in Parliament exists to constructively criticise and practically amend Government legislation

In practice it does little but frustrate the implementation of policy and arbitrarily oppose anything proposed by the party of Government

Normally this is adequate and has largely the same end result as intended, but since we now have a limited time scale due to the A50 period having a disparate opposition - the main component of which is still engaged in an internal struggle of its own - trying to sabotage any attempt at progress is counterproductive.

Come back.

lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/nick-ferrari/incredibly-awkward-interview-with-natalie-bennett/

criiiiinge

what do if i'm in norn iron?

You can't tell me Prime Ministers "Answers" is a debate? She hasn't answered a question directly since she arrived like Cameron.

Piss off.

DUP

>implying

You getting your brownie points in early for when May starts spying on us all lad?

that's him off to work at his 600k/hr finance job for a company no one has ever heard of

Hi 2nd England

Anyone in these threads actually old enough to vote?

SMASH SINN FÉIN

>starts

Probably not.

Tory landslide and NHS privatisation incoming?

>Plaid, SNP, and the Greens are a waste of air
ftfy

It can't be fixed, nor can it be killed. It will limp on as a largely inadequate waste of taxpayer money until Britain as we know it no longer exists. Such is the legacy of Attlee and Bevan.

Some of you deserve to be spyed on.

The Internet was developed for Intelligent people to communicate not for Unemployed Autistic Shitposters

You going to answer my question?

Most of the nurses I have spoken to say it is the middle managers salaries.
I heard a figure that I can't recall, that so much money is wasted on finding translators for foreign nationals and even citizens here who can't speak the language.
A lot of money is also wasted on people misusing A&E. For example, if drunk people were charged £50 for turning up and wasting time unneccessarily, a lot of money would be saved.

That said, even if these issues were 100% addressed, the NHS is thoroughly unsustainable. With population increase, we can counter this by hiring more Doctors etc. But we don't have an infinite amount of space to build hospitals and money to buy massively expensive medical equipment. The NHS will not be around in its current capacity within 25 years.

Fucking fund it. Reform management too.

>le underfund and mismanage a public entity and point at it and say that it needs privatising meme

It's happening with the NHS just like it happened with British Rail.


Except there are no saboteurs. Labour were quite reasonable about respecting the slender majority of 52%; in fact more reasonable than they should have been.

You're really going to give this Tory-Daily Mail alliance another five years to spread abuse and vile propaganda? Rewarding them by giving them a majority of 100 seats should be utterly unthinkable.

2015 was my first election.

on DP Kussenburg just said if there was a full tv debate, they would have Sturgeon debating? why would she be invited and not Robertson repping the SNP?
Sturgeon is (somehow) likeable to scots and others, but Robertson is pretty unlikeable.

they dont have the balls to do anything conservative like that

What have Labour done to frustrate it? I thought the Conervatices agree with their tests, they were part of their manifesto. On to manifestos, I hope you enjoy the facis- I mean Conservatives new one. I'm sure it will be lighter and full of vague nostalgic thrases.

Kek, Im a northerner and we have the same problem here with Labour. I dont understand why people are so tribal and loyal to parties here regardless of their policies/track record.

OK, what is even the point of the Fixed Term Parliaments Act if it is politically untenable for an opposition to ever vote against a general election no matter how opportunistic the timing is?

>In practice it does little but frustrate the implementation of policy and arbitrarily oppose anything proposed by the party of Government
When the fuck has Corbyn opposed anything, ever? Apart from that token when he was trying to be elected?

Rasheed.

>muh NHS

exac tly

B R E A C H E D

It was implemented during the Tory/LibDem coalition to prevent the LibDems from backing out but it's useless now.

It was a terrible law that went against the British Constitution anyway. It needs repeal.

I think this is just an exception given the current Brexit situation.
Other parties might at other times disagree with the proposal, but I think right now they just want to make the most of a chance to derail Brexit.

Oh mercy.

My argument is not against the record of the Labour party in opposition, it's that it is in the nature of Parliamentary opposition to frustrate the plans of Government. In the case of brexit negotiations, especially under the time frame offered by A50, such shenanigans cannot be afforded the opportunity to get off the ground.

no one wanted it except Cleggy, David Camera and Gideon. It was their little circlejerk. Glad it's being discarded in record time.

I heard the Health Secretary wants to privatise it. Leftists have been fear mongering it on my newsfeed

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blair speech wrecking corbyn how long after they vote for the election? an hour?

Tim Farrons nodded off.

>Theresa cutting into the snooker coverage

Fuck this, I'm voting Labour now.

I don't even know why the Tories bother campaigning when the newspapers do it all for them.

>Vote for the not really conservative "conservative" blarite party
>Vote for the dead socialist labour party
>Vote for irrelevant liberal cucks
>Vote for Thatcherite holdout party UKIP

Think I'll just stay at home desu or write Peter on my Ballot paper.

u cheeky cunt m8