Make Mexico Great Again

I want Mexico to be great again.
I have lived there in the past and it was comfy as fuck. They have beautiful women, great food, and a great culture. The things that are holding them back are their education system and their government.

How do we make Mexico great again?

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>t. mexican illegal

purge your government from top to bottom

>make Mexico great again
>great again
>again
It would have to have been great at some point to begin with

End the drug war in the US and the cartels will starve to death.

not Mexican but Brazilian

Mexico actually used to be a lot nicer than it is now desu, much safer and cleaner, you should see some of the pics from Mexican cities in the 60s.

NAFTA really fucked everybody.

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they need to take on their drug cartels more seriously and reduce their levels of crime or they will never be looked at as a nice place to visit or live beyond the protected tourist spots.

all across south america has this problem, too many criminals and scum

Duterte clones

I've lived there in the past as well. It was actually redpilling as fuck. Not flushing toilet paper down the toilet, feral dogs rampant in the street, trash EVERYWHERE. The place is a shit hole.

Fuck Mexico. Make America Great Again.

Mexico 50's and 60's thread go

>How do we make Mexico great again?
replace mexicans with gooks from worst korea?

I would kidnap her and keep her prisoner so I could fill her vagina with tadpoles so they grow into frogs until they plop out onto the newspaper i'll lay on the floor to avoid damaging the carpet

I've done it before and i'll do it again

you cant help mexico, their people are crazy psychopaths with a fetish for incest and mutilation

>How do we make Mexico great again?

First you'll need all those valuable Mexicans living illegally in the United States to come home.

With their help it should be a breeze. Better get them to go back ASAP.

Also, when was Mexico great the first time?

You mean this kind of specimen?

Never.webm

Not just America but almost the whole world seemed comfy in the 50's and 60's

I'm an engineer, and worked on a couple jobs in Monterrey, Mexico around 2010-2012. Here are some anecdotes from my experience:
>people very nice - as in meet you once and invite you to their house to meet family
>great food
>siesta is a real thing - they scarf their food and then go nap in the shade at lunchtime
>miles of houses made of unpainted cinderblocks
>manager at restaurant next to my hotel was a pimp, hooked me up with some hos and got me coke many many times
>the whore i fucked at a brothel was in university studying japanese, we talked about anime after i came
>seemed to be many people with physical deformities
>i saw a cargo jet crash
>while i was there, the cartel blocked off both sides of the highway to/from the small local airport with burning busses, robbed some of the people stopped on the highway (was at work when this happened, thank god, as this took place less than a mile from my hotel)
>armored car factory broken into by cartel while i was there (very close to my worksite)
>mexicans heavily superstitious, believed in an owl with a human face
>explaining to the mexicans the english saying 'just the tip' was one of the funniest conversations ive ever had
>the electricians in mexico were better than many here in the states for some reason
>the pepsi plant in monterrey was filled with ants. disgustingly dirty

post whore/coke stories please

bored on the bus omw home to new gf

Yes.
They will make car factories, samsung factories and so on. And Mexico will be rich.

**no gf

Keeping up with the 50's - 60's

Chihuahua city

Mexico has always been a shithole. American retirement\party towns are the only areas that aren't absolute garbage.

Mexico already is the 4th car manufacturer and the 1st lcd tv manufacturer in the world, we just aren't rich, with no end in sight to the madness.

I never got the nap thing, never seen it, My grandpa would have a smoke and then get back to work.
I wish we had whores like the ones you say. i live in trap land you have to be very careful here to not pickup a dude with a big dick.
And fuck the heathens and their bullshit idols.

I don't have too much that is interesting. The whores basically consisted of me going into the manager's office at the restaurant, him pulling up some website, me picking a girl, and then later that night she would knock on my hotel room. I'd typically be drunk and she didn't english, so we'd screw real quick and then shed leave. The one learning jap was the only interesting one.

Regarding coke, it was how I got through the long hours on the job. I worked several 24 hour days over the months, and a handful of 100-hour weeks as well. The coke was cheap enough that I could basically use as much as I pleased.

sorry not more interesting

The people are what's holding that country back. Make no mistake. Education and government are shit there because the people are

That picture has to be bullshit. Both parents are model tier, and the picture looks too professional. The kids don't even resemble the father in the tiniest.

Really nice.

Joke post?

If not, burger, look up 'surgery'

Killing all the brown people

Breddy gud. What the fuck happened?

I saw this a while back. It was basically pointing out to people that Asian women don't really look the way we fantasize they do. She had clearly gotten eye surgery as it's not uncommon over there. You can tell the dad probably wants to kill himself.

>Chihuahua city
>Chihuahua
are you fucking serious?

yeah, look at a map, faggot

el negro centraca

Wew lad. Those "Asian QT'S" Sup Forums thirsts over have tons and tons of plastic surgery, especially the South Koreans.

The mother in that photo had extensive plastic surgery without telling her husband that she was ugly before it and had surgery to fix that. That's why her kids look like retards.

like you know anything outside your border you overweight faggot

Thanks.

Opposite corner of the main square.

Plastic surgery.

>uhhh what is porfiriato?

I just reverse imaged search it and apparently the image is bullshit.

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Why did Mexico go down the shitter? Economic crash and mas immigration?

Seriously. At this point Mexico needs a Duterte if they want to stop the cartels.

NAFTA.

Fancy estate Quinta Gameros on a snowy day, Chihuahua City

We need the CIA to get the fuck out.

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>ywn live in 1910's-1980's mexico

I like chubby mexican girls

based

>Make Mexico Great Again
>MMGA

>MMGA
>Make Mexico Go Away

I remember the early 80's i had uncles living in Mexico city and they were rich by today's standards, they had a nice house new card and would go on vacation twice a year, my cousins were spoiled little shits.

Off yourself

CIA isn't responsible for the rampant cartel problem within your country, your governments corruption is. Pick honest politicians.

This, man. Put the fear of God into your politicians.

A long, long time ago, man.

This. NAFTA was shit for literally everyone other than big corporate. They exploit workers in Mexico as practically slave labor (compared to the cost of labor in the US), then sell here and undercut local producers.

To any Mexanons here, did NAFTA go a long way to ruining Mexico?

Your presence

> CIA isn't responsible for the rampant cartel problem within your country
uuuhhhhhhh...

Well my city is still somewhat nice, but I think as a whole neoliberalism fucked this country up.

>Again
In this case Mexico was never actually great. America actually was great in certain aspect at one point. Mexico has been a consistent shit hole.

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t. Evan McMullin

The woman didn't have any surgery, that advert ruined her modeling career.

Mexico was a first world country 200 years ago. What we need is get rid of political parties like PRD and Morena. After that we're all good.
We should also nuke most of the northern states, get rid of cholos, narcos and people who are darker the chocolate milk.

>Pick honest politicians

And then what? They will be intimidated into being corrupt, you fat fuck. Pic related is you:

t. CIA agent

That was a fucking model?

elbows too pointy?

>again
Eh?

Man you must be new. lurk moar nigger.

Mexico was the USA of Latin America before the drug trade began. It was the cultural center, where most movies and music came from, and influenced all the rest of the spanish speaking countries (except Spain). That's the reason why things like charro music, and characters such as Cantinflas and Chespirito are popular in all of Latin America. All the people with talent flocked there in hope of making a career for themselves.
It's actually pretty sad looking at the shithole Mexico has become.

Just gook.

>Mexico was a first world country 200 years ago.

But Mexico is 193 years old. Do you mean to say the Spanish Empire?

The same thing that happened everywhere. The whitest mexicans got outbred by the brownest, milions of native trash southerners migrating to castizo north, oppressive taxes on good citizens to pay for gibs to the lazy fucks, corruption, etc.

I think he meant 100 years ago, we don't need to go that far back to see better days, from the 60's to mid 80's Mexico was doing really good, that was one of the reasons of the demographic explosion, families were having up to 8 kids cause the economy was solid.

I want to destroy all of mexico and kill each and every single mexican sack of human waste that lives there.

The only good thing about Mexico

Trips of hate.

Have some mexiqts to literally brighten your day up.

>"Look, Mexicans are white!"
>(((Mexicans)))

Well I have to differ a bit here. Corruption is a huge issue but CIA is buying the drugs and also introducing thousands of illegal firearms to the country (not even guessing, it's an official document, just search for Fast And Furious)

These (((Mexicans))) stay in Mexico. It's the shitskin Pedros and Juans that come here and freeload

>Siesta is a real thing
This is how know you made the whole thing up.
7/10 roleplay though.

Your country basically.

I didn't make it up. I should clarify, that it wasn't everyone who did the siesta. In particular, I was working at a factory that was being built, and the laborers would go out under the trees during lunch, eat food real fast, and then lay down in the shade until lunch was over.

owl with a human face wtf? Never heard of that

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Are you seriously this fucking stupid or just le epic trolling ?
If it ain't the latter then get informed before talking about topics you don't know shit about, please.

it was great when it was a spanish colony run by the richest nation in europe. when they pulled out and let the natives run the show, everything fell to shit. have you heard of south africa?

Here's what I've got from some years living here:

NAFTA allowed for a lot of money to get in the country. Cheap labor has helped a lot of low skill workers to get jobs (some state governments went as far as to praise the sole arrival of things like Ford or BMW factories) and there was. Additionally, lots of people are coming to the country because this openness is being established with other people. I've seen a lot of Japanese and German people in my city as a result and they all are p-nice.

The downside? Smaller businesses are getting trampled over and local stuff never gets very big in the face of multinationals (Walmart, 7/11, etc.). Also, most people I've met who run businesses don't try to go very big since they're sort of family-oriented, so neoliberalism really eats them up when the big boys come to town.

There are young people trying to make businesses of their own, so maybe we'll see a Mexican spike of progress in the coming decade as people become more educated and the old PRI politicians die.

Being in the US sphere of inffluence is complicated and it often sucks, but I guess it has its upsides too.

>rip our socialist dreams

The guy is full of shit, i was looking for it and found nothing.

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t. 15 seconds of googling

Except for the commie/recently-commie areas, yeah. Really bakes your bread, huh?

Pic of old Mexico reminds me of Afghanistan 1966.

Kind of. A lot of products are easier to get in the US/Canada than Mexico. Also cheaper.
For example, my family and most families will go at least once a year to Miami/Houston/San Diego and shop for one year's worth of clothing. It's cheaper than buying it in Mexico.

Send them all back and tell them not one more is allowed over until they fix their shit.

Anecdotal evidence, from somebody who lived and worked in Mexico for 10 years.

Culture was laid back and doesn't take things too seriously. You often hear people say, 'no pasa nada', which basically means, 'no fucks given'.

Food is generally good, inspired by prehispanic culture.

People are generally distrustful of anyone they dont know, and truely xenophobic. They blame anything and everything on 'pinches gringos' (fucking whites or invaders).

Women are hot, but not whorish in the least. Youll have to go on 10 dates before getting to first base.

98% of women will not let you eat their pussy, consider it unnatural and disgusting.

Mexicans love to build walls around their houses to combat crime. Big ones. Kinda like the one Trump proposed to combat crime.

Garbage everywhere, especially in beautiful places. Rivers and beaches covered and full of garbage.

Mexicans are notorious litterers. They throw garbage everywhere. As the kids get out of school, as they walk home its like a littering trains of kids dropping plastic cups, candy wrappers, and garbage along the path they walk.

I fill up a medium sized trash bag every month of shit left behind by litterers outside my house.

I have concertina wire are the top of my wall, to separate my shit from the neighborhood teenagers.

If you have to buy electronics here, they are fucking expensive.

If you stay here long enough, youll know people who will or have been kidnapped by the cartel.

Had a few times where I had to get on the floor, because somebody with an AK-47 tried to kill somebody they didnt like.

Had a very large IED go off one block away, at 5 in the morning. Blew out windows everywhere.

Mexico show allow more Asians to interbreed with the natives. They need the boost in IQ.

Moving back to the states in May. I give up. I cant effect or change anything here. Ill always be an outsider or an invader. No integration possible.

chillin wit da BOIZZ

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Literally wtf is that.