Brit/pol/ - The Day Today edition

MRS MAY DROPS THE HAMMER ON LABOUR BY CALLING SNAP ELECTION
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603
archive.is/82iz0
>She accused Britain's other political parties of "game playing"

CURRENT PARTY BREAKDOWN (DON'T FORGET TO VOTE CONSERVATIVE)
parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/mps/current-state-of-the-parties/

MAY AVOIDS TV DEBATES, NO POINT IN DEALING WITH THESE RETARDED KIDS
thesun.co.uk/news/3357498/theresa-may-set-to-avoid-tv-election-debates-despite-goading-from-jeremy-corbyn-and-calls-by-tim-farron-for-bbc-to-empty-chair-her/
archive.is/PMsCl
>CORBYN: "she should not be dodging head-to-head TV debates"

HITCHCOCK DIRECTED BREXIT: TUSK
news.sky.com/story/election-call-likened-to-hitchcock-film-by-eus-donald-tusk-10842357
archive.is/cI0RB

MET CHIEF PROMISES TASERS AND CYBER CRACKDOWN
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/18/met-chief-prioritises-giving-officers-tasers-and-fighting-cybercrime
archive.is/H4n8B
>...to use data analytics to identify suspects “in a way we can’t quite do at the moment”

MUMSNET THREAD
htt_ps://www.mum snet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2906378-Who-to-vote-for-in-General-Election
>"Agree vote whoever is not tory."

CORPORATIONS RELISH ELECTION CHAOS
telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/04/18/business-leaders-welcome-snap-election-brexit-boost-set-deliver/
archive.is/DqLKK
>"It’s clearly a last-minute thing."

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=s_nk8PzL0Zw
twitter.com/britainelects/status/854806692697178119
strawpoll.me/12783523/r
twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/854806057893449728
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4426736/Tory-manifesto-guarantee-end-free-movement.html
youtube.com/watch?v=TrGiI0s-q3s
strawpoll.me/12772247/
youtube.com/watch?v=9tyixUGgVQE
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Thread theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=s_nk8PzL0Zw

Westminster voting intention:
>CON: 48% (+4)
>LAB: 24% (+1)
>LDEM: 12% (-)
>UKIP: 7% (-3)
>(via YouGov / 18 - 19 Apr)

twitter.com/britainelects/status/854806692697178119

NUTTALL FOR FUCK SAKE, MAN!

Who are you voting for /local/ly and /national/ly?

Local: Plaid Cymru
National: UKIP

>no gain on libs

hmmm

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strawpoll.me/12783523/r

also

twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/854806057893449728

PLACE YOUR BETS Brit/pol/


WHO IS DEFECTING TO WHO?

>3.9% interest rate mortgage

DEATH TO USURERS
WHITE SHARIA NOW

>ywn live in the universe where the BNP replaced Griffin with somebody competent and we're currently headed for a Lib Dem/BNP coalition, with civil liberties for the natives and deportation squads for everybody else

that irish fuckboy should either post his bp, or fuck off.

Some shitty councillor or SPAD

If it was an MP it would've leaked by now

>tfw no potato-kun

gf of 7 years said she is voting SNP and I think she thinks I'm going to as-well we don't normally talk about politics so I just went along with it

gonna vote tory and put a tory-bred baby in her soon desu

>you now remember that the Tories are so arrogant and inept that they didn't even plan for a brexit vote
>shysters like Boris who used the vote for political expediency are now in control
>Theresa May sounds like she is on the verge of a stroke and is Prime Minister by accident

It's like Yes, Minister but less funny. I'm just waiting for Sir Humphrey to pop his head out of Number 10.

UKIP is finished.

>12
>24
>48

Without wanting to out myself as autistic, that is an incredibly satisfying series of numbers. Just a shame UKIP couldn't be on 6.

Mine from the last thread NICKY MORGAN TO THE LIB DEMS

SCREEN CAP

D-daijobu Anglo-senpai, plz no cri.

>gf of 7 years

and why exactly haven't you married her yet?

FAT ALEX TO THE TORIES

fucking nonce sleeping with a 7 year old

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Uhh, so why do we hate her again?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4426736/Tory-manifesto-guarantee-end-free-movement.html

Hnnnngg!

Some likely ones

Gisela Stuart (Lab -> Con)
Ken Clarke (Con -> Lib Dem)
Anna Soubry (Con -> Lib Dem)

>all those blue constituencies in London

lol not gonna happen

It wuz the DM wot won it.

me on the right

Sorry but your simpleton view on "hurr everything being a cycle" isn't fit for the 21st Century. Maybe it was before cost of living and life expectancy went up. The welfare state was not "over-inflated". The Conservatives decimated industry too soon and we've felt the long lasting social effects since then. If you're not willing to firstly accept what is required to begin fixing the country we live in rather than insulting disabled people and Labour for supporting them.

nice

Rimmer and Potato-kun are the purest and sweetest little posters Brit/pol/ has ever had the pleasure of providing shelter to. Treasure them, lads.

Continues to do fuck-all about migratino

>she thinks I'm going to as-well
Enjoy your black baby.

gerry adams to DUP

hello potato-kun! my summoning worked

Rimmer is actually a decent trip

hmmmmm

my mum asked me to do a proxy vote for her for GREENS
gonna use it for tories lol

Like Sup Forums you've all crawled back to the Conservatives like good corporate cucks.

Please please please be Soubry or Clarke to the lib dems

She'll have the same amount if not more nonwhite immigration from the commonwealth

John Mann to defect from Labour and restart the BUF

Shows how much you know about west London.

>7%

This election is going to be like Thatcher '79 or Blair '97... We're fucked.

Holy shit. Can May get it over 50%?

best was yktd

t. not yktd :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=TrGiI0s-q3s
take a look at what i fucking found...

I'd love that. I like John Mann a lot.

>Paul Dacre runs the country

A VOTE FOR THE "CONSERVATIVES" IS A VOTE FOR

>mass immigration
>feminist legislation
>rights for sodomites
>destruction of the church
>war with Assad
>sniffing Amerisharts sharts
>globalisation on steroids
>ridiculously expensive green "energy" initiatives
>purposely sloppy brexit where we keep most of the EU
>more islamisation of daily life
>increased surveillance and curtailing of liberties
>more false-flag terrorist attacks conducted by MI5
>further devolution
>more cuts to our armed forces
>more left wing QUANGO's writing up government policies
>more taxpayer funding for the Islamic State and Al-Nusra Front
>more Chinese "investment"
>complete destruction of what remains of our manufacturing industry
>the extinction of the Anglo-Saxon race (the greatest people to ever walk God's green Earth)

Worst chest i have ever seen.Maybe thats why he topped himself

I'd bang him

Reported to the Electoral Commission

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Thanks for the idea, lad. Yes Minister memes in bound

all tripfags should hang

>One insider said Tory Remainers would be required to sign up to the package, 'locking them in'

Mummy May isn't playing around

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>UKIP 7%

Welp, looks like Nige wont be standing then.

OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL WITH 750+ VOTES
ONLY 243 VOTES LEFT UNTIL PUBLICATION
strawpoll.me/12772247/
OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL WITH 750+ VOTES
strawpoll.me/12772247/
ONLY 243 VOTES LEFT UNTIL PUBLICATION
strawpoll.me/12772247/

Who are you voting for?

you look at lots of men's chests then mate

Will May shatter Blair's landslide and reach 500 seats?

Post
> yfw Mummy May is unstoppable

WTF? i hate Tory's now

>"end free movement"
>don't decrease immigration levels

Did you forget that we've had 2 govs in a row now that promised to "reduce immigration to the tens of thousands"?

It's sad to think this non-entity who even insults Scottish people for the way they talk will crush Labour in Scotland. What the fuck.

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There's no other option.

>7%

This is going to be a demolition isn't it? I think we're going to regret giving them a landslide

A-as long as you always willing to notice potato-kun and give him headpats he will always be there for Anglo-senpai.

Snap is from my smaller poll.
It seems that Brit/pol/ is mostly Tory

>no write-in option
>not even an Other

Fuck your poll

>"See, I've put a lock on the door now"
>"but you've left the door open?"
>"you only voted for the lock"

You don't get shit for a limp, I was going to be an olympic long jumper until I injured myself to fuck and they still wouldn't give me money
SNP have 5/6%

these anime girls need anglo cock

Not sure whether to vote for Lib Dem because I'm a technocrat, or Tories because it would be satisfying to annailahate Corbyn and Abbott.

just 12 a day except for Fridays when i look at 4

3 Dimensional memes, I like it.

>maybe if I give the Scots more political power, it'll destroy the nationalists and keep Labour majority there forever

sounds like you want to PAT their heads and then do lewd things to them..

Shoo shoo europhile

if you can sit at a supermarket till then you're fit to work. stop nicking tax money

>SNP have 5/6%
They will get 50 seats. UKIP will get 0.

H-how lewd Anglo-senpai. . .

Can't vote Tory cause live in Ken Clarkes constituency

I am voting Tory because I live in a Labour city and I want to feel the anal pain of everyone around me.

arigato potato-kun

Add new YouGov poll, faggot

>I'm a technocrat

also, how the fuck would that make you vote Lib Dem?

I don't rule out UKIP edging some that they came 2nd in back in 2015 because of a Labour vote collapse.

Lads when I scratch where my back meets my buttcrack it has a pungent sweaty smell that is literally worse than shit I tell thee.

>Now, Humphy, this "fixed term parliament" business... Is there any way around it?

Honestly yeah, if he or Soubry were my MP I'd go UKIP

>Not sure whether to vote for Lib Dem because I'm a technocrat

Link provided by another user.

3.25.

youtube.com/watch?v=9tyixUGgVQE

Did someone's phone go off on Newsnight? I'm paranoid.

you're such a cocktease