Donald Trump will sign an executive order legalizing weed on 4/20

Donald Trump will sign an executive order legalizing weed on 4/20

I want to spend an afternoon on the couch with Kellyanne eating brownies

>Donald Trump doing more degenerate shit
every day

This is really all he has to do if he wants his approval ratings to skyrocket.

and ban all Muslims from gathering in groups of more than 2 on 9/11.

These

He can order non-enforcement BUT he can't legalize anything by EO. Only congress can legalize. He can pardon and he direct enforcement.

Donald Goy Gimp.

Hey bro you should try and mellow that harsh you're tripping on. We;re all here to 1489 or whatever dude lol chill

It would help him enormously if he did. Plus who gives a fuck I'm not gonna smoke that garbage anyway. God imagine Bill Mahers show on Friday if that actually happened.

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what if he legalizes cocaine but not weed

>LE 420D CHESS XDDXDDDXD

Doubt it hes a fucking ultra boomer

Yup. Lefties will never badmouth him again if he were to do this.

based drumpf

cocaine should be legalized. it's not even a drug, just a white man enhancement.

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Then he gets a
high
fucking
five

>degenerate

Weed only makes you as degenerate as you want to be.

it's HAPPENING

Fuck 420

What about 419?

OMG YES!

Retroactive pardons are good.

Freud knew

When your approval rating triples over night and reddit starts hating weed

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions The Third today said that pot was basically as bad as heroin, and therefore the Federal Government will continue to enforce all current legislation.

No, really.

the administration recently said they don't factor marijuana into their war on drugs at all

fake news. pot is a nigger drug.

wtf... i want tendies and macky now

A marijuana freindly EO would be a huge boon for both popularity and economic development. The early legalisation states got multi billion dollar economy's firing up within a few years and huge tax incomes, running usually into education. Hell revinue from marijuana taxes could easily fund the wall.

This is true

Kek, I've been saying from the beginning that if he does that he'll take the next election with no problem.

I smoke marijuana to treat my migraine and cluster headaches and to help me sleep at night. Doctors want to prescribe me expensive drugs that'll be less effective and have far more deleterious effects on my health. I live in a state that was just legalized for medical but they're making it very difficult to prescribe unless you're basically terminally ill. I break the law in order to get relief and I don't feel good about it but I know it's the best thing for my health overall do I do it. My single greatest fear is getting arrested and having it impact my work or family. If Trump legalizes the shit, the single greatest threat to my immediate existence disappears.

There's not a lot I can say bad about the man who just fixed my biggest fear and biggest health concern.

But he's not going to do that.

Sauce? Or are you just a faggot LARPer?

you can do weed as long as the emergency services can refuse to resuscitate you

Trump does not even drink because of his brothers death.

DUDE

This is also true

Source?

Can this please be true

>or at the very least take it off schedule

fk was posted already im retarded

April 20th is Hitler's birthday.

Happy birthday Adolf!

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fake news. only liberal pussies and hollywood elites dont drink. trump is blue collar.

True

Magnesium, Butterbur extract, Multi-B vitamins

That's the cocktail a headache specialist prescribed me. I took the recommended dosage of each once a day for a year. Haven't had a migraine/cluster-fuck since, highly recommend it

>freud
>white

I've tried the Multi-B's and Magnesium but not the Butterbur. Thanks, user.

This.
AntiFa would have a collective brain aneurysm.

at the catholic dinner party full of elites he had a coke while everyone else had wine glasses

Sauce?

he can reschedule it and this will allow research, and thus more information to make the decision later on. it would be a great move, but its not going to happen.

guess i'll become a cokehead, then.

You wish.
The tinfoil about Berkshire Hathaway and Marlboro taking over the weed market for Trump and his cronies would crop up within 24 hours.

They would paint him as gentrifying yuppie scum muscling in on their Oaksterdam culture and operations.

It would still be funny as shot to witness.

No prob senpai, It's a miracle worker. I hope it works for you

wheres the proof, faggot?

i wouldn't be alive if my mom didn't love coke

No drugs.
No cigarettes.
No alcohol.

This is one of the few things Kushner could be good for.

>Marijuana isn't a drug it's a plant

Bong BTFO, too easy m8

Is opium not a drug then as well?

>No, because it's processed with, like, chemicals maaaaaannnnn

Not only fund the wall but defund the cartel aswell

this desu
it's a win/win for everyone AND it fucks over the cartels

I'm saying. If we've gotta have a Neocon cuck in this administration, at least we could get a few perks from the deal.

Opiates are fucking awful. Bad con job. No reward. Nothing useful comes out of them except treatment of acute, temporary pain. Short term fix.

Marijuana is much safer for long-term therapy because instead of trying to merely alleviate the pain, it changes the way your brain perceives and handles pain. I had a root fracture a few weeks back and the dentist gave me lortabs. I took one when I got home and I was still concentrating on the pain. I was able to smoke a little bit and I was able to get out of my own head for a little while and break the cycle of pain enough to manage it with ibuprofen after the first 24 hours.

It really does have its uses. Not nearly as degenerate as alcohol, imo.

Smart move.

Ok, he will lose my vote then. Pot is degenerate and destroys lives. I cannot knowingly support anyone who promotes or enables degeneracy.