What are the chances that North Korea has been given several last generation Russian or Chinese missiles and are...

What are the chances that North Korea has been given several last generation Russian or Chinese missiles and are baiting the U.S. with dummy missile tests? Im legit scared.

About The same chances that Kim Jong-un
would walk by a McDonald and not order 5 Big Macs and wash them down with 10 Milk shakes.

What are they gonna get in return?
Slave organs?

Free coal? Free slave labor? Permanent Allies? Korean Qt's....i dunno..lots of things

How many QT's=1 Missile?

Zero. They are equally a problem to them as well.

>being "legit scared" over some hypothetical you just made up yourself

sage

of course they are baiting
chinks, are smart as fuck
and its not like they dont have resources, of course they are poor by our standarts, but they have millions of people, and an economy, people who know shit, and resources
they can build missles easily, if they work well or not, or miss by some miles, doesnt matter
they have nukes, and if a nuke hits la spot on or some miles off, it doesnt matter

They were given the nukes, except no one in their right mind would give them working nukes. You think they have a slope Einstein working around the clock or something?
It was just a clever ploy to have an excuse to take them out when they try to use them.
(Notice how NONE of them work)

Even if they have a few decent missles they are hiding, every possible NK attack scenario ends with them being radioactive ash.

Even if they were given them, it's doubtful they would know how to keep them operational, or be able to deliver them like the Soviets could've

This is important

They are very QT in uniform

But they will decimate South Korea who apparently we are allied with.

For what reason you ask? No fuckin clue. They have to go back too.

Those goose stepping yellow babes did it for me too.

You stupid shits don't see whats going on? We have a Stuxnet-like program targeting the missile launches. They can only hit them with this secret weapon just at the time of ignition, within minutes of launch it's ineffective. The norks didn't start having major problems with the launches up until a few years ago. These are modified 40+ year old scud designs, it's not hard at all to get them to fly. The failure rate is 88%, way too low analysts say. The regime is having a major meltdown and going into with hunt mode to find out what is happening. Some of this information has been put together by the media and analysts. It's real, but it's real secret right now. The information is slowly leaking out now, it's just a matter of the public opening up their eyes.

>free
>in exchange for goods

fpbp

Fatty jokes need to come back.

*hell stepping

My dad who works in signal processing is confident that the US military is electronically interfering with the missiles. AESA radars can do some pretty crazy shit most people don't know about.

You should have been around for the cold war junior. You dont know fear.

This. We wrote Stuxnet with Israel, it's not far out there to assume the US is fucking with NK too

id be surprised if they wouldnt just send some fanatic NK to allah ackbar himself with dirty bomb when it kicks off.