This evening in Chicago we have temperatures in the upper 40sF/9C and cooling off further into the night. A small chance of rain tonight. Chances of Niggotry are average. Cubs won a game so that might increase North side white people drunk parties. Also, watch this weekend for the Climate March taking place in the city.
Ayden Wright
real early hours check those mf keys
Jack Price
H O M I C I D E
KILLER IS HIDING
Blake Cox
>THREE MALE BLACKS >THREE MALE BLACKS >SEE HOW THEY RUN >SEE HOW THEY RUN
Camden Stewart
>body on the tracks
Brandon Lee
>manlet hispanic gang member kicking a car because he wanted the parking space
Gavin Barnes
>child calls cops because drunken grandma banged his head against the wall and scratched him
>porta-potty knocked off the sidewalk into the street
ooh that smell
Benjamin Russell
Think we found our biohazard
Wyatt Morris
EW!
Nicholas Clark
>neighbor stole his tires
Matthew Gonzalez
>neighbor stole his car tires and put them on his car >didn't immediately drive away
criminal mastermind over here
Brody Morgan
Neighbor stole his tires and put them on his car
Jayden Hall
>nog stole his tires and put them on his own car
wut?
Landon Harris
KEK
Cameron Walker
>hearing voices
Luke Lewis
You know, I can relate.
Justin Rodriguez
>man walks into station >requests ambulance because he is hearing voices
Kek
Noah Davis
Parking in Chicago can be hellish depending on the neighborhood.
Benjamin Stewart
>polish translator needed
Michael Thomas
They're looking for a Sup Forumsish translator!
Christopher Brooks
>polish translator needed
Gabriel Garcia
I've lived in both Lincoln Park and Rogers Park. Every time I hear about someone getting shot over a parking space I think "thats terrible but...did he steal the space?"
Isaac White
If it were in the winter I'd be wondering, "Yeah, but was there a CHAIR there?"
Juan Brooks
evening lads how long till roberts shift?
Gabriel Parker
People who don't respect dibs don't necessarily deserve to be killed, but its certainly a mitigating factor.
Jason Barnes
2 burgers and 45 fries
Sebastian Cook
>knife >drugs >burning down the house
why did dispatch seem excited?
Luke Perez
Drugs are involved ...and she has a knife
Christian Myers
10-4, thanks
Easton Miller
...
Jack Edwards
...
Brody Rogers
C H E C K DIGITS
Robert Flores
...
Tyler Price
Just made some OC, fresh from the grill, Chicago-dog style
William Myers
>Open key
AWW FUCK ADAM YOU WERE DOING SO WELL
Isaiah Barnes
Holy Shit. I probably should have resized that.
Jonathan Barnes
That's an excellent 'go dog
Landon Myers
FFS
Luis Morgan
Probably the longest open key I've heard. It's been a full minute
Ayden Bell
yep really annoying.
Caleb Powell
CHECK YOUR KEYS
Carson Phillips
3 minutes... and finally
Ryder Rogers
Goddamit Adam.
Wyatt Peterson
Noice
Evan Gray
inb4 repeater timeout
Jeremiah Young
Some shit happening on the Dan Ryan? Didn't catch most of it.
Levi Torres
Male stabbed on the Red Line!
Jackson Hill
PERSON STABBED ON RED LINE
Caleb Jackson
>person stabbed on the traint
David Mitchell
Person stabbed on a train!
Matthew Johnson
Offender has exited the train in Car 5679.
Blake Baker
>stabber on a tree
a real monkey/nigger
Gavin Kelly
>You're welcome?
Juan Garcia
Intoxicated hispanic male harassing people at the Walgreens on Lincoln
Brody Allen
>chasing the train stabber
Michael Hernandez
Six-One-David seems to be in pursuit eastbound on 35th. Black male, black north face jacket, blue jeans, last seen EB on 35th from the Red Line.
Mason Lewis
MOAR UNITS
Josiah Gray
>stabber eastbound on 35th
> in custody
yea!
Angel Edwards
>in custody
Dylan Cooper
THEY GOT 'IM BOYS
Juan James
Person with a gun, female hispanic, 4200 S Campbell.
Levi Kelly
>male white with a pink tie broke into the house
Joseph Parker
Dispatch: Let me look for that ticket right quick
Okay non-Chicagoland anons, is "right quick" part of your vocabulary? Just curious. I like the slight language differences in different parts of the USA.
Caleb Lewis
Nice. Robert will be lined up begging dispatch for lunch tonight
Jonathan Johnson
Male shooting a BB gun at Bus 1814.
Aiden Mitchell
Only time I've ever heard that is from J-Roc
Chase Sanchez
>THREE >THREE SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Xavier Adams
Did I just hear a group of people running down the street shooting people dressed in suits?
Gabriel Morgan
>group of people >running down the street >shooting >in full suits
Did i hear that right??
Andrew Morgan
I believe so.
Jackson Ward
You heard correctly. Made me look up from my homework.
Easton Gutierrez
I don't think they were being shot, I think they were just suspects. Same call seemed to have something about a suspected rape coming from a building.
Lucas Ward
Can someone tell me the tale of Robert and his mortal enemy Black Man?
Oliver Evans
he stole muh iphone 7+
Lincoln Gonzalez
>trespassing in the food4less after being banned
Aw shit. It's on.
Jayden Thomas
>84 year old male struck by a vehicle
David Gray
>male black stole a laptop
Ryan King
>Walgreens
Chase Martinez
whats up friends. first time cpd user here. what memes are required to enjoy this thread. are we all just listenig to the scanner?
Benjamin Collins
>male hispanic dancing in traffic
Brandon Morris
You do what want. If you use any memes I prefer the Count
Gavin Cook
>...he's in Walgreens and wont come out
no fare for you driver
Chase Brooks
Praise KEK
Ian Harris
It's pretty laid back here.
Stay a while and get /comfy/
Cooper Sullivan
comfy is good. i will probably stay a while b/c i need to fix my sleep cycle. it got kinda fucked up this week.
John Powell
>9yo have been watch by a pervert
oh uh
John Richardson
>9 year olds being watched by pervert taking photos
Anthony White
PEDO ALERT
Wyatt Murphy
watch them keys!
Ayden Walker
CHECK YO KEYS!!!!!!
Carson Green
>adam fapping into his mic
CHECK YO KEYS
Gavin Davis
what zone?
Kevin Phillips
Roberts are so much better at watching their keys
Bentley Wright
I'm a first-timer like Germanbro, what does this mean?
