Hi, I'm here to interview for the managerial position

Hi, I'm here to interview for the managerial position

sorry, no fat chicks.

Wow that's fucking HORRIBLE

Need not apply

Did you just assume xeir gender?

has to be mentally ill

I have a Slavic tribal sleeve, tattoos are supposed to mean something.

>Cuck and Morty + Antifa tattoos

This person should just shoot themselves in the face and get their life over with.

>no gods
>no masters
Except your professors, Soros, and McDonalds.

Sorry, no man children. We lift heavy things and operate machines here.

Sorry, we're actually having to close down this coffee shop.

The position has been filled

What kind of fucking retard would do that?

i like that show fuck antifa

What are those cartoon characters? And old man and a young wussy pirate?

...

So you must employ exclusively manchildren, as that's the very definition of manual labour

Thank you for considering me for this position. I'm happy to explain anything on my CV for you.

Who the fuck goes to an interview with their shirt off

Rick and Morty. It's the cartoon of R*ddit.

>sartorial shaming
smdh

>Hi, I'm here to interview for the managerial position

That's some superb uv mapping

It's 2017, man

welcome aboard friend, when can you start?

Highly skilled positions can involve manual labor, but an office poofter like yourself wouldn't know that.

You're hired. I'll issue your firearm tomorrow and we'll get to work eradicating the plague that is ruining our nation

I filled your DUqKg Mam last night!!

I'm sorry but we require the precise opposite of your pattern. You may reapply after laser tattoo removal and proper replacement. If the fill color passes our approval you may intern at no wage for a year. If we maintain a permanent position you may be hired, so keep your hopes up!

>Hi, I'm here to interview
>here to interview
>you
>interviewing...

Fuck off, faggot!

I did it, having been inspired by the juxtaposition of "Born to Kill" and the Peace symbol on Joker's helmet in Full Metal Jacket. By tattooing my face in a pattern reminiscent of a UV Map, I'm similarly trying to juxtapose the artificial and living to represent the ennui of the modern day human condition.

Uncensor their name you faggot

She's waiting for the Harry Potter tattoo first.

inb4 'yea dude reddit and dogety is tots red pilled'

>antifa
>work

You have affiliative membership tattoos of a known hate group. Sorry, nothing is available right now.

>sir, you're facing the wrong way

>g-god isnt real morty*BUURRPP*