Sixty-five-year-old Albert Lim of Walnut Creek, California, has purchased five bidets over the last seven years — two for each house he owns and one for his elderly parents. In Taiwan, where Lim was born, all of his siblings have bidets as well. “It looks strange if you don’t have it,” Lim told Fox News.
A bidet is a plumbing fixture or sink used for washing genitalia and, while widely used in places like Asia, the Middle East, and Europe, they are not customary in the United States.
A bidet to put it simply is a what should clean your rear end after the food you ate exits your body. Instead of toilet paper a bidet shoots a stream of water in order to clean your butt. If you had mud on your driveway would you rather wipe it off with newspaper or take out the pressure washer?
The idea of using a bidet may be foreign to many Americans but it the norm in many countries. Did you know that 97% of homes in Italy have a bidet? Other European countries and Japan also has a very high rate of bidet use.
Many countries are just starting to widely use toilets, in fact 70% of people in India do not have access to a toilet. In the United States there is a similar problem with the vast majority of people not having access to a bidet.
> bidet business is not going anywhere > make internet page telling burgers they need one > booming business
is this really all it takes? "Even though you've managed just fine up until this point in your life, you totally cannot go on living without this product I sell". I mean, it worked with sheboons and weaves, but it's still disheartening...
James Scott
Certainly better than some paper on a stick or whatever ungodly contraption burgers use to clean the crevices of their blubber.
Kayden King
HOLY SHIT LADS...THIS IS THE RAREST FLAG ON Sup Forums its only has a combined 40 posts
Christopher Ross
>tfw go to work >supposed to be fancy >pinnacle of government funding >one day there are suddenly posters on the wall
DONT PISS ON THE FLOOR SHIT IN THE FUCKING TOILET DON'T LEAVE TOILET PAPER ON THE DAMN FLOOR FOR FUCK'S SAKE WASH YOUR GODDAMNED HANDS
>oh the consequences of hiring the H1B third world
Matthew Price
it literally pays for itself in toilet paper savings
Gabriel Hill
>South Sudan
kek
Zachary Wright
Yep, that's it.
Ayden Gomez
0311 detected
Easton Kelly
youre retarded
Charles Perry
You shouldn't be alive, at all tho. Masaka.
Robert Parker
WHAT IN THE FUCK FLAG SAVED, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Jace Green
Japan has the most comfy toilets. Heated seats, bidet, plays music if you want, plays water sounds if you want so people can't here you piss
Brody Reyes
We use rolled up maps of Germany's former borders
Parker Anderson
another rare to my collection
Charles Flores
whats your address ill send you some poptarts and and the yeezy 2's
Jordan Phillips
>being a flaggot
Blake Fisher
nice
Jayden Nguyen
how's life in your country?
Luis Cox
These things are terrible. The thing that squirts your ass actually goes in your ass and it hurts
Brayden Lopez
if you don't use a bidet you are walking around with a dirty asshole all day long
Colton Edwards
holy fuck rare flag
Jayden Nguyen
sorry mate, bidets are for pussies. I take a shit, wipe, then shower. I don't want my asshole being sprayed like royalty
Camden Barnes
If it makes you feel any better, rare, neither have I.
Evan Lopez
this is normal behavior for sub human americans
Jayden Howard
Wait so what's the problem with the North Sudan?
Joshua Gonzalez
THIS FLAG ONLY HAS 41 CONFIRMED POSTS..THIS IS RARER THAN PITCAIRN
Carson Perry
Im pretty sure that this is how gayness starts out.
Dominic Reed
stop falling for the bait. its just a edgelord from the US with a Sup Forums pass using a VPN since pass users can use vpns.
Owen Gomez
sounds great, sign me up
Anthony Gray
would be nice to cut down on the muber of skid marks on my underwear.
i forget to wipe sometimes too so an automatic feature would be great
Blake Nelson
it only hurts because you have massive hemorrhoids from eating nothing but meat and cheese and scrubbing your asshole with paper. wash your ass like a civilized person and you will not have this problem.
Jacob Parker
MART FOR SHART
Levi Jenkins
include me in the screencap
William Morgan
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPFFFFFTTTTT
Dominic Ross
How do you know?
Cameron Gray
What I do is wipe with tp, then squat, naked, over the shower drain with a saucepan of warm water and soap, and then wash my butt. Works great.
John Edwards
Holy shit user are you ok? I assume you are a white male stuck in the worst part of africa.
Dominic Scott
Meat is what men eat. Do you expect me to eat lettuce and rice balls like a fucking rabbit? Also I use 2 ply paper
Connor Brown
What if you have massive meltdowns in your nuclear reactors? Is it nippon-bestu to worry about squirting the reaction water up your ass?
Sebastian Nelson
Holy shit, they're that cheap? I'm probably moving soon, gotta put this on the list of items to get. Gonna feel clean every day.
Aiden Johnson
Please spray my butthole sempai.
Cameron Lewis
Am i the only one that likes to take a shower after every shit I take? A bidet would just ruin the whole experience.
Robert Howard
So excited my phone fell on my face (i am in bed nekked btw) Anyway toasting in ebin bread i include me in the screencap.
Wyatt Campbell
>needing more than 1 ply You call yourself a man?
Robert Moore
Bad for your plumbing, dude.
Jordan Adams
I actually gave a higher price, it's $34
Jose White
Can you call someone from Chad to post so I can get that flag too?
Brandon Garcia
Not if it's CHYNA
That's how they make CHYNA-steaks.
Evan Morales
I know right? I wipe with my hand i save a ton of money!
Tyler Morris
been here for five years and this is the first time i want to start a rare flag collection. Also, how big is your dick.
Jace Rogers
OK Arab you can kindly leave.
Samuel Campbell
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Juan Myers
THE FUCK
Adrian Taylor
WHAT THE FUCK
Liam Phillips
>Am i the only one that likes to take a shower after every shit I take? shower will dry out your skin. Do this
Parker Reed
>burgers don't know what a bidet is
disgusting.
And they avoided South America here >while widely used in places like Asia, the Middle East, and Europe, they are not customary in the United States. because it would show how trash the US is
Lucas Campbell
You should update, they are ever increasing. Sadly, the whole map is getting browner, too, but that fits your purpose better anyway, I assume.
Brody Taylor
Of course it is, you goddamn retard. It's still rare as fuck.
Aiden Harris
I don't get it.
But they advise against throwing toilet paper down the drain in China. Fuckers have trashcans for it.
Hunter Moore
include me in this ebin bread
Jayden Richardson
Yes of course you uncivilised savages.
Your justifications for not using water are hilariously defensive.
>Wash and go.
Isaac Rodriguez
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS !!
James Morgan
So, you spray water at your asshole then ... ?
Grab a towel and wipe your ass or just put pants on with a giant wet spot for an hour or so?
Not sure if want.
Christian Diaz
t. VPN posting my collection anyway
Asher Wright
take a camera video and upload it so we can see how you love to ride a stream of water using your ass.
Levi Sullivan
wipe with your pinky like a distinguished european gentleman
Cameron Jenkins
That's why they are Burgers.
Liam Torres
>implying 11s don't lick each others anuses clean
Jayden Hughes
fuck bottomlulz >i better be in the cap
Anthony White
I think you'll find the area dries pretty quick. But in my experience I've wiped with one sheet of TP after it's sprayed, and that does the trick.
Blake Cruz
>mfw I actually didn't have this flag
Jacob Ortiz
>when 3rd world tells me their backwards pisser is cleaner >coincidentally left hand is disrespectful because that's the one you shovel shit out your ass with when the water fountain spraying your ass doesn't get it all
Liam Wilson
I use wet wipe, tp, wet wipe, tp, then I shower.
Hunter Jones
just like kitty-cats desu =^_^= hnnnggg''';;
Elijah Williams
Have 2. Love a clean ass.
David Sanders
I just use my left hand and some water, it's great , my hand smells like ive been fisting a homeless meth addict but ive never felt so freshhhhhh
Jacob Jones
I also eat it its full of nutrients
Brandon Turner
Holy shit dude you might need a visit
Leo Lee
South Sudan >*dies from disentary*
Julian Davis
*SNIFF*
Noah Sanchez
yes, a water heater makes the best washlet experience for maximum freshness and comfort. how are your oil wars going?
