/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL: 卐 SPECIAL ADOLF HITLER BIRTHDAY EDITION 卐

THIS IS A SPECIAL EDITION OF /ptg/

MAKE SURE TO WISH DER FUEHRER HAPPY BIRTHDAY

誕生日おめでとうございます,アドルフ・ヒトラーさん!

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Buy American, Hire American
youtu.be/HksONn6fumc
>Pres Trump welcomes NE Patriots 4/19/17
youtu.be/oBnqzNC9VDc
>Pres Trump signes S.544 (Veteran's health) 4/19/17
youtu.be/13vTUWzBL8c
>SoS Tillerson Press conference 4/19/17
youtu.be/gaSQZi4yd_M
>Pres Trump interview w/Ainsley F&F 4/18/17
youtu.be/UulNDM3M-1I
>Pres Trump signs EO - Buy American, Hire American 4/18/17
youtu.be/5lnus09vYo8
>Pres Trump visits Snap-on-Tools Milwaukee WI 4/18/17
youtu.be/BYif9NQwuj4
>VP Pence remarks @ USS Ronald Reagan 4/18/17
youtu.be/z4k4ao5UQb0
>VP Pence meets Japan PM Abe 4/18/17
youtu.be/Dvw0R91eOJQ
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

INSPIRATION
>ERIKA
youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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MOVEMENT

Happy Birthday!
I've been wavering on the whole fascism/constitutionalism thing and jews...
The only solution to this is to gas the jews and have a fascist leader until this gets sorted out. ONLY THEN can we live in a constitutional republic.
These past two years have been eye openers.

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WHERE MY KELLYFANS AT?

Whos the eric clanton fag in last tnread?

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Really makes me think...

WATCH OUT!
ANTIFA GOT THEIR FIRST RIFLE!

BLOWOUT CALENDAR

WEEK 13 OF TRUMP'S REIGN

GET ME PAST THE THUMBNAIL

Ignore shills and keep winning.

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MONDAY APRIL 17TH
#1. CAN STIFF THE SCHIFF: archive.is/B4Odg
#2. CAN RESIGN THE FEIN: archive.is/8pS1c
#3. CAN SHOO THE POO: archive.is/DneOy
#4. TRUMP UNSTUMPED: archive.is/LY8Xv

TUESDAY APRIL 18TH
#1. TRUMPISM HAS CASH ON THE HIP: archive.is/JqQA2
#2. RUDE AWAKENING: archive.is/Dtf3n
#3. TRUMP SIGNS LOO-FLUSHING EO: archive.is/3IlJu
#4. DEMS BURN 8M ON YET ANOTHER TRUMP EFFIGY: archive.is/9HbLs

WEDNESDAY APRIL 19TH
#1. MCMUFFIN BROKE: archive.is/bcZya
#2. DEMOCRATIC STATIC: archive.is/HTpmm
#3. 1000 VOLT STARE: archive.is/EirZc
#4. GRONK MEET CRUNCH: http://archive.is/sEVAQ

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things wrong with america that trump needs to fix:
>dont celebrate easter
>dont have tea time
>fat
>too many americans
>lots of people who arent white
>didn't vote for brexit
>they didn't want to be friends with britain

You know thats a joke? No one he's serious with the whole "Easy metric!"

Happy Birthday

>卐 SPECIAL ADOLF HITLER BIRTHDAY EDITION 卐

>comments

Cannot wait for them to release Conservative Cougars vol 1

Muslims, spics, and niggers, too. You can't run a first world country with third world people.

>EpsilonMaleSJWcuck

Happy birthday, Hitler!

>2017
>buying a mosin

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WE FOUND HIM

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You get rid of the jews and the rest naturally goes with them.

that idiot really needs to learn to pick his battles

The holocaust was fake, the real enemy was the Russians.

That tweet is dripping with elitism. What an asshole.

liberalism not even once

We have the best conservative MILFs.

Can someone explain to me what the Democrat Party platform is? Do they really think they can "fuckdonaldtrump" their way into power?

For the last time, its:
FuckWhitePeople

>That's not something Huckabee would say. He'd say something clever and folksy like: "What are we going to do with the jews? You'll love it, it's going to be a real gas."

>yfw Huckabee brings forth the final solution to the JQ via his dad humor.

>democratic party platform
"Fuck drumpf and fuck white people"

post Hitler memes

happy birthday adolf!

Dremkpf btfo

>Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people!

I need more AWOOs
My folder is nearly empty

That was a fast downhill to tumblr tier bullshit.

Morning
>Real Trump hours
>Trump tweets: Dems failed in Kansas and are now failing in Georgia. Great job Karen Handel! It is now Hollywood vs. Georgia on June 20th.
>Trump calls Karen Handel to congratulate her
>Lindsey Graham on Fox and Friends: I’m “all in” for Trump
>Tom Brady skips visit to White House over “personal family matters”
>Mom is known to have late stage cancer
>Sessions: MS-13 could be designated as a terrorist organization
>Says the wall needs to move rapidly
>Chaffetz announces he won’t run for reelection
>Announcement was a shock to all including staff
>Louise Mensch says it is because muh Russia
>Duterte compares himself to Trump
>“Trump is profound even if he does not seem to be one. Just like me, I am not that bright but I am very deliberate"
>”He will stop drugs…we’re not that different. He really will kill you!”
Afternoon
>Spicer rally
>Is crashed by Gronk
>Trump signs Veterans Choice Program Extension & Improvement Act
>O’Reilly confirmed to be out at Fox
>Tucker will get his timeslot
>The Five will move to Tucker’s old spot
>Bowling will get his own show at 5 P.M.
>McCallum will keep her show at 7 P.M.
>Will be called “The Story”
>Tillerson holds press conference on Iran
> “Era of strategic patience with Iran is over”
>Says Iran deal will not prevent Iran from getting nukes
>Cruz says Warren could beat Trump in 2020 if promises are not delivered
>Cruz polling behind Dem challenger
>Palestinian president will meet with Trump on May 3rd
>McMuffin eating off the dollar menu
>Still owes $670K of campaign debt
>Jeb! And Derek Jeter join to bid on Florida Marlins team
>Chaffetz campaign registers 2028 websites
>Ann Coulter speech at Berkley canceled over security concerns
>Was canceled by university not her
>Says she will still speak
Tonight
>Sessions and General Kelly to visit the border tomorrow

>Philosophy
>Smashing somebody else's head
Hopefully if people don't go full retarded over this intel you can point him to the FBI if he changed States.

>do they think they can fuck trump in to power
yes yes they do. DO NOT underestimate the stupidity of libtards

They're going to build a strategy around fuck white people and hopefully win off the demographic shift.

Trump's amendments to the constitution will prevent that after 2018. There will be a uniparty.

youtube.com/watch?v=DrWSS5mlqEo

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GRONK BTF--

oh, wrong gronk

Of course not, you forgot the second point their plan: fuck white people

Hillary tried that and failed. It looks like they are gonna keep going with the opposition to Trump routine with Muh Russia and Muh BLM thrown in for good measure. The Democrats will continue to pander to minorities, SJWs, and weak minded liberals who are easily influenced by the social media machine. As long as they control what is culturally acceptable and popular, they will continue to believe that their perspective is correct and anything else is sexist, racist, and whatever-phobic.

new one for you

Watch out you Nazi fucks! Check out my elite fascist blaster!

Looking at post access hollywood memes from the Democrats are fucking hilarious

The communist manifesto.

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Jesus, those guys sound like really fun people.

>Those comments

Who was trying to bait Pence? Was it that old cunt Andrea Mitchell?

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TNN-The most trusted name in news

best girl in awoo form

This one goes into special folder

Jesus Christ those replies are artrocious

learn how to use photoshop pls

what happened to trumo's amazing power of growth?

the dow is making me increasingly nervous

Mag slot is so small it has to be a bb gun

We have the best botes!

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It seems you posted the wrong Awoo

It's okay though everyone makes mistakes

Thanks Spice-meister

But that's wrong

not mine

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SING IT WITH ME~

ZUM GEBURTSTAG VIEL GLUECK

I'll take it

Thank you Sean

Does this even qualify as a meme?

I want to fuck this squid

Its only 9:59

>blumpfkins

B U T T E R F A C E

get into a relevant timezone

Only gotten through about 1/3 of the awoos on danbooru, but keep finding rares I've never seen posted

Repost from yesterday.

Still wanna see Dobbs on Fallon

krumpf btfo

Kellyanne's tits look good in this pic.

Nope, that's a California legal AR-15. Note the ten round magazine and the plate through the thumbhole stock.

>ywn take high school cheerleader Kellyanne to the prom

>implying

Nah her smile is CUTE!

>Dems replace an old establishment with a new populist

Humperdink btfo eternally

>polymer lower that isn't mono cast
Meh, an okay first build if you are in a commie state.

You're a life saver, Also Coulter is a mad woman.

FRECKLES!!!!

They always look good

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HITLER!!!!

Spicer is a brony tho. He is way too busy talking about "the show" to spend any time weebing out.