Not so fast America!

Not so fast America!

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faggot on faggot crime

haha great thread, i think there's an eagle on this aussie dollar i don't have and no one uses

WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE!!!!
PHILLIPINE EAGLE IS THE WORLD'S LARGEST AND MOST POWEFUL

if it is so powerful, why is it endangered?

This eagle is one of the heaviest

Dumb flips destroying all their forests

This eagle is also one of the heaviest

Not for long.

"The dingo ate your baby"

too far dude

>fatter than the burger bird
thats an achievment

sure but will it fly me out of Mordor?

my sides

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listen to this ball squeak LOL

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Literally a glorified seagull

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Gawd I wonder how many on facebook fell for this macro.

Do your emu overlords make you learn about the dominant bird species after the blew you the fuck out?

>Mammals.
>Kangaroos.

That's fucking meta.

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What do you expect everything Iin australia is more dangerous

Kangaroos are mammals. They are marsupials, sure, but that is merely a subset of mammals.

>eagle
You are like little babby.

dang that is one beautiful bird

Looks like Tina Turner

Usually people mean placental mammals when they say mammals, but you are correct.

>mfw avian immortan

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>be strayan
>wake up
>venomous snake in toilet
>Make morning coffee
>Venomous spiders in coffee grounds
>shoo them off, glance out window as dingo and roo fight over the corpse of my child
>decide to escape to the airspace
>fucking eagle shreds parachute

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fug, even third world countries gets the meme blessings.

the weak should fear the strong

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>not posting the full version

See

Why are modern birds so weak?

Looks like one of the Skeksis from The Dark Crystal.

That thing is a fucking beast. Beautiful creature.

pic related

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Humans hunted the moas dodos and elephant birds to extinction
The terror birds died at the end of the ice age

>heaviest
T H I C C
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>Be burger
>roll off of my double-kingsize bed, slip on my crocs
>bathe in my xtrasize jumbo shower™
>drop my bigmac on the shower, cry
>get down for breakfast on my stairlevator™
>mom made bacon and pancakes, tip mom
>sing the national anthem before eating
>pour half a gallon of high fructose syrup on cardboard tasting pancakes (no maple syrup, ‘cause fuck Canada).
>add 1 ounce of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” because never learned a reasonable standard international unit, so must use ounces like a retarded kid making up measurements
>Go to school, tip teacher
>Sing national Anthem, get frisked for guns before going to class
>1 hours of pep rally for big game, tip cheerleaders
>2 hours of learning about creationism
> 1 hour of being molested by priests
>returns home after being molested
>Hear gunshots
>kid with giant assault rifle going nuts MGMT.mp3
>third time this week
>mental note to tip the teachers extra to make sure they are frisking everybody
>police arrives eating donuts on mobility scooters
> they kill shooter, plus 3 or 4 black kids from the neighborhood
> police officers automatically acquitted, because black kids looked dangerous
>tip cops, sing national anthem while they get their medals

>tip mom
lost

Why don't Aussies hunt more emus?

>Dank ass high protein
>Pretty much big game
>Hide in open sight
>Overpopulated
>Parasites probably don't transfer easily to humans
>Make a cool emu feather headdress

>go back home, can’t eat tacos ‘cause they are too expensive (we needed that money to build a wall)
>get 4th mortgage on the same house
>watch as housing and credit markets collapse causing worldwide chaos
>buy tacos
>try to play fetch with my dog
>We both have heart attacks
>Get taken to hospital
>doctor is an Indian man, named Suresh
> my father complains Suresh is staling all the jobs
> father tells me that being schooled doesn’t mean being intelligent
> believe him, he is always employee of the month in Walmart
> tip Suresh
>get taken home, tip the ambulance guys
>MFW when 700,000.00 dollars bill arrives.
>Thank God we got rid of Obamacare.
>try to watch the news, but president Trump prohibited the news to transmit news
>end up watching 3 hours of Keeping up with the Kardashians
>next day go back to school
>have a surprise test on my American culture class!
>gonnafailthissohard.jpeg
>mfw the test is all about the Kardashians
> Ace test
>go back home
>make a thread praising Trump on Sup Forums
>home invasion by nigger with gun
>too fat to reach out for the gun in the drawer
>get shot
>dead.txt

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That's a coup, user. the retaliation would be severe. Imagine the destruction of the Second Emu War.

Yet America fucks up all those countries twice over kek.

Cassowary for the win, beats all eagles hands down, we all joke about Aus fags and emus but these cunts are scary.

They're notoriously difficult to catch, sly and travel in massive packs.

They're not particularly dangerous but they could hurt you if you were stupid.

kiwi bird one of the worst birds ever

that's honestly sad, as someone who likes birds, i would've loved to see those.

>glorified seagull
Lost.

>tfw no mammoths walking the earth

based

>It is sometimes known as the American harpy eagle to distinguish it from the Papuan eagle, which is sometimes known as the New Guinea harpy eagle or Papuan harpy eagle.[3] It is the largest and most powerful raptor found in the Americas,[4] and among the largest extant species of eagles in the world.

Not strong enough it seems

>tfw we could have had the biggest eagle in the world as our national symbol
>tfw it would have feasted on Chinese manlets for us
>tfw the Maori liked fried chicken too much

Thats a big eagle

>missing such an obvious meme

>#2 and #5

fucking horis

I assumed everyone would see the obvious meme

Damn!

At least you have the biggest egg to bird ratio in the world as your national symbol. That's got to count for something.

these guys spit acid at their enemies

Dumb NZ poster

It's not fair lads. I'm gonna go burn down a marae

As a burger I admit you cunts got the better bird just looked up the wedge eagle what a beast..

>browse this board everyday
>suddenly eagle memes everywhere
its like ya'll have a secret board and this is the splashback

Name a more /fa/ bird.

Pro-tip: You can't.

Cockatrice
We witcher now?

>Y'all
>Asking about secret boards
Buzzfeed
Leave

Ang bayan kong Pilipinas
Lupain ng ginto't bulaklak
Pag-ibig na sa kanyang palad
Nag-alay ng ganda't dilag

At sa kanyang yumi at ganda
Dayuhan ay nahalina
Bayan ko, binihag ka
Nasadlak sa dusa


Ibon mang may layang lumipad
Kulungin mo at umiiyak
Bayan pa kayang sakdal-dilag
Ang 'di magnasang makaalpas

Pilipinas kong minumutya
Pugad ng luha at dalita
Aking adhika
Makita kang sakdal laya

Eagles are the most aesthetic birds in the world.

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Just adds more evidence that Pinoys are truly the strongest race

Americas been to war with any of those countries without help?

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bald eagles are badass

We need to exterminate all the fucking Kiwis.

Is this birb important?

Tell me about the Pinoys, why are they so powerful?

They're basically modern day velociraptors. 10/10 would not fuck with.

>Invites vultures into its nest

lel

Quick rundown on them:
Inferior Azns bow to the Pinoys
In contact with Westerners
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
control Southeast Asia with an iron fist
own castles and banks all over the world
direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (New Phillipines will be be the first city)
ancient Indian scriptures tell of angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
These are the Pinoys twins
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have Flipdabots inside you right now
The Flips are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
They learned fluent gook speak in under a week
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Flips. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Pinoy
Trump is rumoured to be an agent of the Flips
own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
first designer babies will be Flip Babies
All Flips said to have 200+ IQ

>thirve

Who cares about size and strength when you don't have this kind of elegance

Swans are pretty strong.
Not leg breaky strong but big scary bastard strong.
Also white, so best bird

>pinoy birds are the most powerful race in the world
#seedsandchirps

And the eagle ate the dingo.

Posting some colorful degenerate bird.

True /fa/ bird right here

They are masters of formation flying and air combat. Since few other birds are as well trained as they are, they quickly acquire air superiority wherever they go.

Known to intercept soviet aircraft in the Continuation-War and claiming atleast over 100 kills.

>big black cock
>/fa/ bird

Checks out.

>Not fireprint.
This is the true /fa/ bird

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Imagine having to fight the larger ones 1 on 1

Since not one fucking soul understood the point of this thread.

>FACT

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