/esp/ Spain General - Will Update News If We Get To Next Thread Edition

This thread is for the discussion of Spanish politics. Try to keep it in English so non-Spanish bros can keep up.
What do we do to save Spain?

Latest News:
>Concern regarding corruption in Spaniards increases by seven points.
politica.elpais.com/politica/2017/04/06/actualidad/1491464901_189129.html
>The PP wants to give the presidency back to Sánchez if the causes are filed.
politica.elpais.com/politica/2017/04/04/actualidad/1491324984_788294.html
>ETA will approach its dissolution once weapons are given.
politica.elpais.com/politica/2017/04/05/actualidad/1491414653_615479.html
>Espinar drinks Coca-Cola in the senate after asking to ban it in the senate.
elpais.com/politica/2017/04/04/actualidad/1491319515_953251.html
>Rufián to the Catalonian antifraud ex-boss: "See you later, gangster, we'll meet in hell"
elpais.com/politica/2017/04/05/actualidad/1491409412_063544.html

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>Latest News:
could you plz update this? is like 2 weeks old

>Will Update News If We Get To Next Thread Edition

what it gona take to get you lazy fucks to invade venezuela already!

>ETA will approach its dissolution once weapons are given.

Shame, they were the ones keeping us in the space race.

ola hamijos bengo de el otro ilo

qe viva el Rey!

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To invade Venezuela we first need to fix ourselves, we need to overthrow the commies and leave the EU, fix economy, impose mandatory militar service, quit NATO, and then we can invade.

esjapon.com/working-holiday-entre-japon-y-espana-20330

Thanks to Philip VI of Spain, the benevolent and merciful, Spain and Japan have come to an agreement and soon it'll be able for the citizens of these two wonderful countries to be part of the working holiday program.

How are things going, best son?

What's Monroe Doctrine?

It's USA problem now.

Based Japan is welcome here.

idk man, panameñas are thicc

Bump

Invading venezuela is fixing your self, jobs and treasure await.

NATO already attacked multiple dictators just because with little pretense. I don't see how they could complain about you attacking maduro.

Truly we have the best royalty. The best.

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Nothing can be done. You're just as cucked as the rest of Europe, only difference is you have a shit tier economy and most of you are moor rape babies.

Hard luck mate.

US doesn't give a fuck about that anymore.

Soon this rock will be ours too.

Is this real?

We can't allow ourselves to go to war right now, we wouldn't be able to deal with the expenses of such a war. Plus, if we did annex them, they'd be under the EU and our government, which are just lighter commies. If we can't even manage ourselves, how would you expect us to be able to manage even more territory, which is practically starving and ruined by the way.

Do you know why we want Gibraltar?
Is it for just owning it?
No
Is it for the monkeys?
No
Is it for the tax haven?
No

What we want is the truth!
ETERNAL ANGLO, WHAT DO YOU HIDE INSIDE THAT ROCK

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>most of you are moor rape babies.
t. Sadiq Khan al-Habibi

Don't be so salty, Hamza, soon all the evil white immigrants will leave and you will be able to bring all your cousins to shitholeshire-over-mudflat

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>cucked
Only moor come here, and they are degenerate muslims, so their yihad brainfart won't affect this country.

>Nigel Al-jazahri
>"let me tell you which cunt is cucked"

Seize the oil. it would pay for everything, and you could help rebuild venezuela at the same time.

Obviously your cuck goverment is not going to do it. But if spain had a real government this would be a solid move.

Edgy.

What are the chances of a good politician appearing here?

> no he trabajado en mi vida pero estoy haciendo un módulo de peluquería

I see this is a trans-national thing. Here in Portugal it sometimes feels like we have more nail salons than houses.

Right now 0%
You could be that good politician user, you could make a change.

Anyone here could

0%

MACHETE AL MACHOTE

We already have our glorious Mr. Piggyswine.

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Why is Spanish Twitter 10x worse than Tumblr?

Wtf went wrong?

Fell to the liberal and tolerant meme.

Even though it is true that most young spanish people are lefties cucks, I'm starting to see more and more conservative young men without any fear of expressing their own views. Who knows, maybe in one or two decades people will finaly get over General Franco the Great and vote for a true national patriotic government.

But Gibraltar is ours , Nigel

Europe.

Just one look at him is enough to tell you he's a weak faggot with no spine.

>Rajoy's personal dick sheath
>Good politician

Did you really fall for the "totally not the PP youth" meme?

True, but it would still be a million times better than anything we had.

This is true since men are treated like jews during Nazi Germany. Problem is, with whom will those young men reproduce and have kids with? Prostitutes?

RECOPILACIÓN DE HILOS INTERESANTES!
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*Corrupts all your politicians*
What you gonna do now, boi?

Most of the SJWs of Twitter also have a Tumblr. I don't know how they can use Twitter to discuss or advocate for anything at all when you can only have 140 characters, it kinda makes sense for the SJWs to be triumphing there since they can just half-ass their arguments and nobody will care, all they fucking do in there is see who comes up with the best "burn" and they believe to "win" the discussion and they probably think they're fucking smart.
Here's some twitter cancer
twitter.com/ProlePobre

Same thing with Vajdaság/Vojvodina. Serbs were and are warmongers, and racist/nazist ALWAYS. >but WW2 huns were the bad guys. FUCK OFF CHETNIKS
AUTONOMY FOR VAJDASÁG/VOJVODINA!

it's a shame they're getting older every second

>twitter.com/ProlePobre

Spain now is more than like this: now all is sexist, not fascist.

Well, right now we're not really having many kids to begin with... which it will be a fucking disaster if it doesn't change.

And yeah, I agree with you. Spanish women are a disgrace in at least 90% of the cases.

All my female cousins are around 30 years old, no boyfriend, ugly as fuck and starting to realize that their best years have gone and they'll never come back.

It's just sad to see how the fell for the feminist meme and how they pretend to be happy with a shitty job, going 2 or 3 times a week to the gym and drinking some beers at the 100 montaditos and posting pictures on facebook. So fucking sad

franco was a filthy socialist, we need a pinochet

>How did Podemos lose? I have been insulting the electorate 24/7!

DAILYSTORMER ESPAÑOL: es.dailystormer.com/2017/04/07/holocausto-origenes-y-evolucion-del-mito/

Why do the niggers think they're entitled to any shit in here? They don't belong to this country, they don't deserve our sympathy. Some of them are also "WE WUZ AL-ANDALUS N CONQUISTADORS N SHEEEEEEEEEIT MANE" tier and "YUO WHYTE BOI PROBS HAVE MOOR BLOOD IN YUO AL-ANDALUS XDDD" cancer.

This psh.

Al-andalus when?

>We wuz Conkangztadorz n shieeeet
What

My only problem with PP is that they are too left winged economically and too much on the cuckservative spectrum socially. C's is a bit of an improvement on both sides as they support a liberal economy and things like legalizing marihuana and increasing personal freedoms. They seemed to be tough on immigration and viogen laws at the beginning but they got soft on that after a massive campaign against them.

Never again

They think all of us have moor blood hence we're related to them. If you try to bash on moors in Twitter they'll quickly respond to you with "XDD Yuo hab moor blood remember Al-Andalus XDD hypocrite"

spain m8s how do i become an spnaish citizen, is it worth it?

They are basically a corrupt party that redeems itself by tolerating every leftist bullshit.

We should both go back to those times in which men put women on their place.

Stay in Mexico or go to the US.

Fuck off we're full
Just show proof that argument is bullshit and they will be BTFO. Also moors were not niggers, they were arabs.

Who are you talking about? PP?

> that redeems itself by tolerating every leftist bullshit.
How is that redeemable at all?

Abandon your capital and become knight errants! For love and glory!

the spaniard's explanation of crisis>

>the left politics
>the right's corruption
>the burgerland

fucking reeee

At this point I don't really have a dog in the right vs left thing. Widespread theft and corruption is our problem, rather than policy.

Yes, PP. It is redeemable in the way that the media will back off denigrating it. Virtue-signaling.

is Serrano Suñer , right?
youtube.com/watch?v=n9fZwB5ieYM

youtube.com/watch?v=K1rKj6XMt4Q

The dichotomy only works in duopolies, and even then it's not real.

Due to Spain's situation, I wouldn't recommend coming here until there's more than enough jobs (because you'd be fucking over the rest of Spaniards), and only come in such case if you're 100% white please. You can just ask for the citizenship in the closest Spanish embassy and they'll give it to you because muh Hispanidad, no joke.
>arguments in Twitter
Good luck with 140 characters, that's how they ""win"", because you can't expand onto details and they just resort to "burns", that's why Twitter is full of SJWs, because nobody can bring counterarguments due to the small amount of characters you can input.

Spaniards are responisble for everything that happened to Germany during modernity.
Fuck you all.

No. It happened the opposite.
Gotta admit though, he had pretty aesthetic clothes.

One of my cousins is already approaching her 40s.
Claims to have no maternal instinct but already owns 3 cats (I have no doubt that this number will keep increasing), more likely explanation I think is that she's afraid of commitment and that children will interfere with her "freedom" (she travels a fucking lot).

She has had plenty of (good) boyfriends and they all eventually left her because she doesn't want children. Recently we found out that her latest boyfriend (who apparently didn't want children either) already had a family and basically was cheating on his wife with her.
Nowadays she's extremely unhappy and downs anti-depressives every day. Doesn't look like her strong independent womyn lifestyle is doing her any favors.

It's so frustrating because the problem is so obvious to me and other members of my family but no matter how much we want to help, she just won't listen. It's obvious that feminism has made her life miserable, if she had just become an "oppresed" wife and mother she would be happy taking care of children instead of an increasing number of cats and she wouldn't have to poison her mind with daily pill because the agony of imagining dying alone is too much to bear.

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Arriva Espania

>Germany blaming Spain of its problem when in fact we should blame you for our problems
Top fucking kek Hans. Or am I talking to Mehmet Al-Habibi?

I could get in alot of trouble for posting this.. but here is the only known picture of what is inside the rock of Gibraltar.

Each pod contains an ARYAN being processed. We ship them in from the Balearic Islands.

Why do they always get MORE cats? If you are not happy with 3, a fourth is not going to help you.

I disagree, you see, corruption is despicable and undermines the trustworthiness of our institutions, but a good fiscal policy is what really creates wealth, independently of how many checks the politicans are receiving under the table.

It really is not up to the Government to create wealth but to the society, thus all a Government has to do is to allow the society to have economic freedom, in this regard only C's gets kinda close to that idea.

So is the independence referendums happening or did the Catalonians pussy out when they realised Madrid won't give them anymore gibsmedat

I got this pic when secretely infiltrating Gibraltar.
I knew it.

not really, crisis and economic situation is pretty much unrelated to the parties in power

What are you doing about your commie problem? When will Franco kill that Spanish commie

Mother instinct gone haywire is my theory. By repressing it too much it eventually shortcircuits and starts trying to find any outlet it can find as an emergency, no matter how insane or detrimental (eg taking care of every small animal you find, adopting niglets)

>Spaniards are responisble for everything that happened to Germany during modernity.
your are our enemy Hans

Both the EU and our government are what has sunk us.

Sort yourself out.

>a good fiscal policy is what really creates wealth, independently of how many checks the politicans are receiving under the table

Wrong. If half your fucking budget is used for coke and prostitutes you are only to be paying increasingly more taxes to get increasingly less.

You are going to have no pensions, no health care, shit infrastructure because the company who made it is actually in the business of receiving comissions and guess who is going to pay for all this? Hint: not the large corporations.

If you want muh liberal Ciudadanos utopia you need to first establish a system that actually WORKS or your wealth is going to go down the drain eventually.

Do you think you can solve Sudan's problems with policy? No, they need to stop being fucking niggers first, and it's the same for us.

And basically everyone else, here's the /esp/ Discord (or that's what we're trying to do, there isn't a lot of people but we should work on it)
discord.gg/VP5fkkq
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They chimp out once or twice a year. It's getting so tiring that they independentist movement is starting to decrease.

It's impossible for them to get anything. And they will understand it sooner or later, as the Basques did it a few years ago.

But please, son of Moises, don't try to meddle with our affairs.