Brit/pol/ - Mam Tor Edition

> Jeremy Corbyn vows to 'overturn the rigged system'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39649119

> Candidates in Britain's snap election: comings and goings
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-candidates-factbox-idUKKBN17M1HN

> I'm the only one who can stop Theresa! Nicola Sturgeon claims the SNP can block the Tories as she brands Corbyn's solo bid for power 'pie in the sky'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4428716/Sturgeon-claims-SNP-block-Tories.html

> Labour hopes to turn underdog status to its advantage
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/20/labour-hopes-to-turn-underdog-status-to-its-advantage

> Hard Dose of Reality Hits Anti-Brexit Campaigners
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-19/may-s-election-set-to-dash-anti-brexit-camp-s-hopes-of-reversal

> Which target seats are the ones to watch in General Election 2017? How Theresa May builds a working majority of 80
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/target-seats-ones-watch-general-election-2017how-theresa-may/

> 'Job done': UKIP defector and Brexit campaigner Douglas Carswell will not seek re-election in June
uk.businessinsider.com/ukip-defector-douglas-carswell-will-not-seek-re-election-in-june-2017-4

> Nigel Farage's 7 Failed Attempts To Become An MP
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-farage-mp-elected-general-election-2017_uk_58f885f8e4b070a11750524e?ir=UK Politics&utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

>The general election will be a vote on Scottish independence
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/general-election-will-vote-scottish-independence/


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pic looks like Idaho

>May to make election pledge to end EU free movement of people into UK

Well, well, well. Mummy May doubters have gone awfully quite.

Where's YKTD? I remember him being insufferably vocal against mummy May. Has he killed himself?

Feels good to be on the right side of history. I never doubted her for a second.

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War crime trial when?

heh, memes

Not until she delivers AND kicks out all the shit skins, Poles and Germans.

Inb4 retard and his stale anti Tory copy pasta

You know who YKTD is, yet you keep asking where he is?

looks like mayposting is back on the menu boys
blackpill tripmongs absolutely BTFO

>election pledge
Ah yes, just like that old chestnut of "immigration down to the tens-of-thousands" she promised 7 years ago. You've been fooled yet again, lad.

>(((Surgeon))) walks free after totally removing 4-year-old's penis during circumcision

Who /VeraLynn/ here?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZSMuTm649Hk

Exclude cucked places like London and Cambridge, go out into the rest of the country, pubs, factories, farms, the local shop and the majority of the population are conservative.

This is why Corbyn and the Labour hard left have no hope, their lunatic policies like scrapping Trident, taxing everyone to death, maximum wage caps, borrowing hundreds of billions of Pounds scare the shit out of people.

>Go on a training course
>Talking to trainer afterwards
>Said he didn't speak to his parents for months because they voted Brexit
>"Anyone who voted Brexit is a Daily Mail reading nazi fascist

Shy tory effect alive and well.

Also
>tfw the only White British candidates for my constituency are Green and TUSC (Trade Unionist and Socialist Coalition)

Why does the BBC keep letting the president of the EU on their political punditry teams?

That is worse than murder. The man should be killed.

Where is that? Looks comfy

Sunderland named depression capital as antidepressant figures released

>sunderlandecho.com/our-region/sunderland/sunderland-named-depression-capital-as-antidepressant-figures-released-1-8501267

Feels bad man, though not very surprised.

t. Mackem

>Rod Liddle: What I expect from Theresa May’s pointless election

spectator.co.uk/2017/04/what-i-expect-from-theresa-mays-pointless-election/

Jesus Christ, Brit/pol/, imagine if you had your dick chopped off in a botched circumcision when you were younger.

Poor kid.

>Shy tory effect alive and well.
It's been that way for decades and is only getting worse I think. Especially amongst younger people due to screeching SJWs.

Classic Brit/pol/ memes are the best memes

He always looks like a bum.

That's perfectly in line with our fears though; no EU free movement but immigration concessions with the """"commonwealth"""""

peak district

>UK kid being circumcised
Almost certainly a paki anyway.

Lake District is better.

>Still worship Elizabeth "Lackland" the Second
Seriously tho, why?

Anyone on brit/pol/ experienced depression?

Did you see the BBC coverage of her 100th birthday last month? They had a segment where kids from her old school sang to her through Skype - except her school had by that point transformed to 99% shitskins (there was ONE white kid in the whole video). Surprised she didn't ask for someone to put a pillow over her face after that.

It isn't even in the top 10

uk.businessinsider.com/ons-personal-wellbeing-data-unhappiest-places-to-live-in-britain-2017-4

My boss is constantly going off on one about brexit. Little does he know 90% of his emplyees not only voted brexit but are openly racist.

that wasn't the question

>Jeremy Corbyn's son Seb is 'planning to stand as MP in safe Labour seat'
>25 years old
>only job previously has been chief of staff to the shadow chancellor

What a complete cunt Corbyn is

move to Newcastle

Tfw had phimosis

I usually keep quiet if obviously rabid SNP fans are talking politics.

Literally no point arguing, might as well try speaking to a brick wall

Well it should be

I know. But I'll take any opportunity to rep the lake district.

No and I wish you hadn't told me

If 90% are openly racist is your boss deaf?

Memes aside, I honestly think magic mushrooms cured my depression, user.

You should try them.

Say he tried to molest you and get him fired

>Jeremy Corbyn warns he won’t ‘play by the rules’ in first major pre-election speech

I don't know, probably. What does it even mean anyway?

Anyway, isn't it suspect to any of you that you're going to vote a year before would-have-been reduction of constituencies to 600?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parliamentary_Voting_System_and_Constituencies_Act_2011
It was already pushed back a few years in the past
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_Registration_and_Administration_Act_2013
How more time will they toy with you?
>puts on tinfoil hat

>You will see Jeremy Corbyn KO Nicola Sturgeon in your lifetime

Openly racist behind his back silly.

Honestly raise the MP minimum age to 30. Just to stop the straight out of the NUS/uni politics society to political worker for an MP to MP twats

If they did I would say your depression was S.A.D and sunshine would have been just as effective. But low dose LSD is good for the eyesight so maybe the mushrooms will have other benefits as you get older.

being a bit sad, only calling it depression means you can try and get free pills and money

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Soz lad. Luckily I can't find the video anywhere, but it was utterly haunting stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=h1ILUtR_HRc

But that is not openly. I am missing the subtle difference.

Corbyn is a career politician. Of course he'll help his son to become one as well.

Is it even possible for Labour to win any election without Scotland now?

Labour have done this before, the Red Princes must carry on the legacy of the party.

Fuck me you werent kidding
youtube.com/watch?v=5uIkewY0rrU

was Sup Forums just down? are pictures being shit and not loading properly which you click on them?
my internet seems fine otherwise

It's not even with Scotland.

No. It would be better to have the election later.

What IS suspect is this

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-election-fraud-prosecutions-cps-election-campaign-result-overturn-battle-bus-a7689801.html

I've been having this problem for the last day or so too.

Blair in all three of the elections he won would have had a majority without Scotland. Though 2005 would have been a tiny majority. They need a huge advantage over the tories to do it.

>telegraph.co.uk/news/0/target-seats-ones-watch-general-election-2017how-theresa-may/


pic from that article.
it will be interesting to see if labour heads do roll UK wide like they did in scotland the last time.

GCHQ

I was having this problem also.

Mate. Imagine how much worse it's going to be when WE live to that age.

You can be openly racist behind one specific person's back user.

She still owns 1/6 the planets surface.

I fundamentally disagree. I will be serious for a second. I believe the reason why the world is in a bad state is because people older than 40 (which includes me) are in positions of power. It suffocates progress. All politicians should be forced to retire at 50.
A case in point is I was helping at a campaign office in Japan for a member of the lower house. He was 35 and a very junior member. Every day he was more and more indoctrinated into a way of thinking so buy the time he actually got power he would do exactly what the establishment wanted. The only possible way to stop that is to make sure people in power are not brain washed in such a manner. End of my semen and back to shit posting.

Somebody seriously needs to make this nightmare end

bingbong badingdong

dingy lingy bingy bingbong

Dyson owns more land than the Queen. In fact plenty of people are richer than her.

Sup Forums did just doxx that antifa professor so wouldnt surprise me

Go to sleep.

le 60% cheeto wwe land face

wankyank wanankyank

manky lanky wanky wankyank

>All politicians should be forced to retire at 50.

Aren't we just going to get meme politicians like Cameron, Blair, Trudeau and Macron in that case?

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

businessinsider.com/worlds-biggest-landowners-2011-3?IR=T

Will be doing just that.

Who?

It will be interesting, really it looks bad news on all fronts for Labour.

>my jew mp shapps will never step down
at least i wont be tempted to vote tactically

>421 out of 574 English and Welsh constituencies probably voted to Leave
>Of these, 270 English and Welsh constituencies almost definitely voted to Leave

tfw i can see mam tor from my house.

Tradeoff, the internet is shit.

What do you think of my daily diet boys?

I'm moving to the US next year and my visa lawyer upon hearing my calorie intake informed me, "those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump them up to at least 10,000 a day to play with the big boys"

>Breakfast
10 slices of fried white bread, 10 sausages (5 battered), 15 fried eggs, 10 hash browns, 20 rashers of bacon, 2 pints of coffee (with 10 spoonfuls of sugar)
>Mid morning snack
3 deep fried creme eggs, 5 packets of walkers crisps, 4 doughnuts, 2 chocolate bars, 2 pints of coke
>Lunch
2 large bags of chips, 4 takeaway cheeseburgers, 2x 18 inch pizzas, 5 hot dogs with a bottle of ketchup, 2 pints of chocolate milkshake, 2 litres of ice cream
>Mid afternoon snack
10 doughnuts, 5 chocolate bars, 5 bags of discos crisps, 3 pints of coke
>Evening meal
6 Big Macs, 6 quarter pounders with cheese, 5 large fries, 60 nuggets, 5 DB cheeseburgers, 3 mcflurries, 4 pints of coke

>Jeremy Corbyn's son 'planning to stand as MP in safe Labour seat'

Kek.

Labour's policy guy before Corbychev, tipped for leadership multiple times

>this is the diet of a typical American

13 pints of fluid a day? Seems a tad excessive.

The word you need to read is `nominally` if you are going to include Canada as being wholly owned by the Queen then you are fucking retard. Plus everyone knows the rightful owner of Canada and the US is an Essex man called John Dee. Bed way is best ways. Do be do.

I lived in Newcastle for four years, it isn't as great as people say. I suppose it depends where IN Newcastle you live. There some rough areas much more depressing than Sunderland.

i worked with a bloke that was unironically a bit like this
he would have two creme eggs for breakfast at about 9 then go get a full english on the reg

Just realised that all of the "talent" of the labour plp that remained is now jumping out of the ship

Fug, the official opposition is gonna be corbyn and jess phillips clones

better than Sunderland though surely?

Putting £10 on Corbyn. Some good returns there. I called Brexit and Trump.