Circumcision Thread

Got a bro from work who's having a boy tomorrow. Help me convince him not to mutilate the poor kids weenie.

bum,p

why do you give a fuck?

Why do you not give a fuck about your country? I'm sure you mom is with some mudskin right that does have his flap. Because your mom prefers uncut thats why.

>he gives a fuck about some random dick of some random kid

don't you have something better to do?

>Being this cucked

Good luck. I couldn't convince my sister not to cut my nephew.

What's so infuriating is that nobody thinks it's a big deal. They treat it almost like a joke.

"Okay, buddy, you're not going to like this but at least you won't remember it."

I mean, what the fuck?

how? I'm not the one having interest in what other people do with their dicks.

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Edited to not be banned for posting CP
>yes, it has happened

Fuck the mods

I think many people blindly accept it as normal and don't even think about it. It's so wrong.

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I have a foreskin and I like it

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shame him like leftists shame conservatives
call him a barbarian
tell him genital mutilation is a 3rd world practice
explain to him how his household would benefit from annexation by the roman empire, they would bring him water via aqueducts and other new and exciting things
tell him that his tribe will not survive in the new world unless he learns latin and starts to trade
explain to him the benefits of slaves fighting to the death in an arena as opposed to his own relatives
shit like this

i dont know why i clicked that

Sauce?

Tell the rabbi to use Yarden. It has a sweet taste.

Hello Achmed!

Most chicks are genuinely disgusted by hideous uncut cocks.

>marrying a woman who has seen a lot of cocks

cuck

no one in the world except americans and african/muslim/jewish savages are cut

Tell him the truth, that is, circumcision is a fantastic tool to give women sexual power over men. Only filthy leftist scum would want that to happen.

Not true, most jews I know are uncut. They are fucking brilliant: they know how fucked up it is, they convinced everyone that they do it, they convinced Americans to do it, but they don't do it.

I tried it isn't possible.
Just tell him its more than some silly body mod its permanently removing skin like cutting off your kid's earlobes.

Tell her about the numerous disadvantages, including but not limited to:

>Dried out glans
>Narrowed urethra in adulthood
>Massively reduced sensitivity in the penis
>Possible loss of the frenulum, which would make masturbation very difficult
>More chafing
>Mental trauma

Don't even bother. Most Americans are so fucking retarded that they think circumcision gives you adequate protection from HIV and this is reason enough for mass-mutilation. My sister is a registered nurse and even she believes this.

Women don't care about facts, especially ones that they cannot understand.

Ask if she would like her labia cut off.

There is no reason to.
>Muuuh hygiene
If you wash yourself every day there is no problem.
>Muuuh asthetics
Looks like a butchered peace of body.
Also mention that it is the kids choice. If the doctor says that it is urgent which is like less than 0.1% the case then you can do it. Otherwise there is no medical reason to do it. It is like giving your kid an ugly tatoo which is never going away.

You say this. Why do swords have sheaths? This kills the cutlet. Fuck this post amazing foreskins

like anyone gives a fuck about a cunt's aesthetic pleasure at seeing a cock
except for cucks who would rather cut off their own cocks for whatever reason
listen here burger mcburgertard, your fucking cock is your reason for being in this world, you do not cut off the thing that defines you

Anyway, I can't believe we rightly condemn filthy muslims for doing FGM, yet Americans do the same to boys. Uncuck the fuck up, brothers.

Just show her this picture.

Cut dicks are fucking gross. Dry, flaky and gross.

selber achmed.

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This. I shouldn't need to restore. But I am

And this is such fucking bullshit.

When I was in the states I got laid purely for being uncut. Jewish girls were especially keen on getting it uncut.

Why does USA remove foreskin anyway? This is fucking bizzare to me.

No. He should be circumcised because it will be easier to clean and keep clean, plus the ladies love cut cocks.

You really want your son to be called "nasty hooded guy" when he gets older?

> Aesthetics
The funny thing is that intact cock looks better too. Even porn producers acknowledged this: look at the massive increase of uncut in mainstream porn! There really is no reason at all to cut, never been, never will be.

Presumably her husband is cut too, so she might think that's how dicks are supposed to look.

Only in places culturally dominated by jews and mooslim

It is virtually standard hospital procedure. It's a meme. Everyone does it, so everyone continues to do it.

Not hardly. Uncut looks gross.

Which state are you in?

Called that by who? Do guys go around examining each other's dicks? Fag.

"the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) reported on Thursday that 11 baby boys in New York City were infected with herpes between Nov. 2000 and Dec. 2011 following an ultra-Orthodox Jewish circumcision ritual called metzitzah b’peh — or oral suction — in which the mohel puts his mouth directly on the newborn’s circumcised penis and sucks away the blood.

Ten of the babies were hospitalized, at least two developed brain damage and two died, according to the New York City health department."

is he a jew?

His kid is going to be born and raised in America where you're cut unless your a spick. Every girl I've dated when we watch porn together there is always some where an uncut cock pops up and I'm like were any of your ex's uncut? Each and every fucking time they were like ewwwww gross no!!

Women preferred uncut cocks, if they didn't most dildos would have foreskin...you never seen a dildo with foreskin have you?

Don't try to convince your bro to doom his kid to have an ugly looking anteater penis. You'll fuck him up for life, don't even get me started on smegma and phimosis....

I'm ND lol. Didn't get the mark of the slave either.

It's the reason they are so powerful now. They fucked up guys' pleasure, so they would not bother with sex and work more. Think about why they don't do it with useless females.

No, idiot. Women generally do not like uncircumcised dicks.

Pssh, I'm bi and I think uncut is gross.

So basically, hispanics and other immigrants don't cut.

I don't see how you can prefer that option just looking at pictures. It clearly looks fucked up and wrong and there are bunch of dudes who have been cut who have MASSIVE fucking Frankenstein scars on their dicks from it.

Just google "circumcision gone wrong" and show them that shit if they need more convincing. Unless you have phimosis there is NO fucking reason for the procedure and even phimosis can sometimes be fixed without it.

natural selection at it's finest

>Why does USA remove foreskin anyway? This is fucking bizzare to me
Fucks with the nerve endings so they feel less sensation down there. Amerilards are Jewish lackeys and mentally retarded protestants who do it for "religious reasons"

If you're Idaho it's because you hate the government and don't mutilate your children at all

Don't you understand the automatic and worse stinks of a woman? They have so many discharges and are fucking disgusting no matter what happens. Why would you hate any dicks. Especially real ones. This means you hate yourselves. Only pussies have special soaps. The fuck is wrong with you. Some Cheerios guy lied to you so the super zog cucks take over like always. This is changing nobody likes your views anymore. Everybody is restoring now!

> Implying one can't get cut as an adult if so he desires.

cut your dicks you stupid goy fucks.

>having sex with multiple women
>having sex with women who have had sex with multiple men

>No. He should be circumcised because it will be easier to clean and keep clean

stop this shit , you know why muslims and jews dont eat pork ? in ancient times pork meat was a public health hazard due to dysentery

the dick washing thing is the same but applied to people living in deserts

now look at your flag and tell me that you can't take a shower or use running water and baby wipes to clean your dick from time to time

I know that this argument is weak to a person used to the imperial system vs metric but

NO ONE in the entire world cares about male circumscription or think its normal , only NA and sand people

one of my friends is cut and I laugh at him at every opportunity

My nephew had the procedure done, but he HAD to have it because of medical complications (foreskin wouldn't pull back enough). He couldn't take a piss without excruciating pain for weeks.

And what's up with the muh hygiene argument? Do they not know water and soap in USA or something?

Fucking savages the whole lot

Not at all
The majority of the states in red have fucktons if shitskins in disgusting rates(most of which are immigrants)
As far as I know spics don't usually snio their kids but it's still a common practice

Not at all
The majority of the states in red have fucktons if shitskins in disgusting rates(most of which are immigrants)
As far as I know spics don't usually snip their kids but it's still a common practice

Is your kid gonna use his junk with a girl before the age of 16 or 18? Hope not. So don't cut him and let him decide once he understands what circumcision is as a teen/adult. If I was given that choice I would rather have my foreskin.

Fucks like you would have died out of not wanting to have sex, but our cuck civilization is now letting you breathe. Have fun looking for a cut cock during the stone age.

Who gives a fuck. Make up your mind aunt jemima. Degenerate whore
Steroid creams. And go fuck your cheesy fish holes. Voted for an orange kike anyways. Dildos dont have foreskin because you have a simple stump cock. Foreskin and frenula are miracles. Your tongue has one. Get rid of it. You can't replace an uncut with plastic. A cut you can. No man has smegma. None. I would know. You just spout memes for Molech and for shekels. This board needs Christ!

no clit

Is he a creationist? If he accepts that evolution is true, tell him that it wouldn't make any evolutionary sense to evolve a foreskin in the first place if it had an entirely negative effect.

>The baby was kept in the machine for several minutes to generate baseline data of the normal metabolic activity in the brain. This was used to compare to the data gathered during and after the surgery. Analysis of the MRI data indicated that the surgery subjected the infant to significant trauma. The greatest changes occurred in the limbic system concentrating in the amygdala and in the frontal and temporal lobes.

>A neurologist who saw the results postulated that the data indicated that circumcision affected most intensely the portions of the victim's brain associated with reasoning, perception and emotions. Follow up tests on the infant one day, one week and one month after the surgery indicated that the child's brain never returned to its baseline configuration. In other words, the evidence generated by this research indicated that the brain of the circumcised infant was permanently changed by the surgery.

>Fucking savages the whole lot
The funny thing is that not even Jews and Muslims (Bosnians LARPers) do it here. It's literally a mudskin/American thing to do at this point

Dude. Look, vaginas are gross to me unless my dick is in them, then it's ok, but a woman's gash is nasty to me, it usually looks like roast beef. I'm bi for dicks and I hate uncut.

Would suck the right one desu.

im ok with being cut

>mudskin that has its flap..your mom prefers uncut
all shitskins from Africa or the middle east mutilate you ignorant nigger. If his German mother preferred uncut cock she would fuck a white man you silly autist

>girl
There's your mistake

Anyway, if you think about it, they were geniuses. Of course they couldn't castrate every man, the whole population would have gone extinct. But circumcising... it fucks up pleasure, yet it still permits procreation. Best of both worlds! If somebody came up with an idea this brilliant nowadays they would receive the Nobel prize.

this.

I wouldn't be with my GF rn if I had one of those disgusting cocks

You're not making sense and you don't know me, much less understand what I typed.

>stockholm syndrome

>having sex outside of marriage

How the fuck do you get a boner to something you claim you find gross. Why do you want boredom? You lie so much. Functionality and masculinity go hand in hand. A fancy ferrari or a fucking unicycle

Appeal to emotions. Show her things that explain how this hurts the baby permanently. Ask her if she would be okay with cutting any other part of his body at that age. Do you really want to risk hurting your baby permanently? There's no harm in doing it later, when he can decided and the pain won't scar him mentally.
Remind her most doctors don't actually use anesthesia.

Also cutting can deform the penis. Once again, would you want to risk deforming your son's penis instead of letting him get cut later in life, when there's no risk?

Logic probably won't work, but tell her most civilized countries don't cut. But I think exposing her baby to danger has the best chance of changing her mind, just make it clear that they don't just "forget" the pain.

Agree. I'm straight, but out of pure aesthetics, cocks look much better.

Good job not understanding anything you read.

sounds similar to consumers remorse when you regret buying something but already paid for it and there is no turning it back

but in this case the regret is losing skin and since there is no efficient way to get it back your mind tricks you into accepting it to avoid pain

Yeah. Totally straight. ;) It's cool, man..

Doesn't make much difference, as you can't even feel her insides properly.

No it's literally because of the porn industry
Back in the mid 80's the kikes told everyone in every company to every actor they had to start circumcising as well as shaving their pubes off
It literally became a thing overnight
Then in the early 90's it was dying down and had pretty gone out surprise surprise it ramped up 1000% at the end of that decade and into the early 2000's.
Now it's dying down again. Go ask anyone from the tail end of GenX and they'll tell you nobody their age got snipped but ask anyone born after 95 and you'll get a look like you just asked them if they were born with two dicks like having your foreskin was something people actually do.
It's a cancer and there's really no way to stop it as of yet
Sucks for Europe because all those sandniggers are circumsized too and as a result it'll become normal again too in Europe

Why does she keep her grossness. Why do you listen to women and not boss her around like youre supposed to. How do u know this. Throw her in the garbage. Worst "gf" ever. Worst gender ever. Heteros are so fucking cucked and are the original degenerates
This

I'm a leg man! :) I also can get hard from a woman's face, or her breasts.

Are you sure you've seen a real live woman up close up there in penguinville?

>mfw the leaf is probably shitposting again but i,unironically,agree with him

Fuck off shill

Look how cucky you are with the modern kike labels. You couldn't understand the Irishman so nice generic liar's cop out here. Makes no sense you'd say that. You lost because you're a bitch so you then say shit like "sky is purple"
>vaginas are gross
>except when I get hard to them
And I'm the one who "doesn't understand". Yeah eh?

>Flag

As to be expected from you Germany.

you know at least i dont get infections on my dick lol

well if you burgers can't be bothered to pull your foreskin and wash your dick then i dread to think how you wash your ass
i presume bidets are the devil's work and you walk around with little nuggets of shit clinging to your ass hairs all day after a superficial wipe