Brit/pol/ - Shrub Rocketeer Edition

>Happening: Champs-Elysées in Paris closed-Two policemen 'injured in Paris shooting'
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39662315?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central

> Farage rules out 8th attempt to stand for parliament
archive.fo/ECGcg
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/20/nigel-farage-announces-will-not-stand-election-admits-tories/

> FT: Theresa May stands by pledge to keep cutting net migration
archive.fo/FX4hj

> Jeremy Corbyn vows to 'overturn the rigged system'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39649119

> EU Toughens Brexit Stance in Sign U.K. Vote Won't Alter Approach
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-20/eu-toughens-brexit-stance-in-sign-u-k-vote-won-t-alter-approach

> General Election is good for Brexit negotiations, says European Parliament President
news.sky.com/story/general-election-is-good-for-brexit-negotiations-says-european-parliament-president-10844115

> Hard Dose of Reality Hits Anti-Brexit Campaigners
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-19/may-s-election-set-to-dash-anti-brexit-camp-s-hopes-of-reversal

> Which target seats are the ones to watch in General Election 2017? How Theresa May builds a working majority of 80
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/target-seats-ones-watch-general-election-2017how-theresa-may/

> 'Job done': UKIP defector and Brexit campaigner Douglas Carswell will not seek re-election in June
uk.businessinsider.com/ukip-defector-douglas-carswell-will-not-seek-re-election-in-june-2017-4

>The general election will be a vote on Scottish independence
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/general-election-will-vote-scottish-independence/

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theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/16/jeremy-corbyn-leadership-david-cameron-libya-labour?CMP=share_btn_fb
strawpoll.me/12772247/
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Nihilism is the final red pill.

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Gas the taigs

>Thread BrassEye episode:

youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU

Your period is not for human consumption

You don't want to be on the wrong side of history do you?

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/16/jeremy-corbyn-leadership-david-cameron-libya-labour?CMP=share_btn_fb

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How do you do fellow conservative and nationlists?

G-good Evening Anglo-senpais. . .

3th for areJeb!

Anyone else having problems with opening images?

>*parp*

>There are people in this thread who live in Scotland

Just realised QT isn't on and it's some programme about the menopause.

I dreamed about cumming on your irish arse

yea. Hiroshomoot needs another nuke

Restart your browser, probably a memory issue.

Reminder that you bigots are all on the wrong side of history

But have you created your own meaning yet, user?

Hello fellow Global Britain™advocate. Brexit means Brexit.

> Jeremy Corbyn vows to 'overturn the rigged system'

He's right, first past the post is unfair.

Say what you like about Tories but they're still the party with the most Leaver and right-wing MPs

Yes because hiroshimoot is a cheap cunt and hosts the site on a fucking Gameboy.

THE OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL WITH 877+ VOTES
strawpoll.me/12772247/
ONLY 125 VOTES LEFT UNTIL PUBLICATION
THE OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL WITH 877+ VOTES
strawpoll.me/12772247/
ONLY 125 VOTES LEFT UNTIL PUBLICATION
THE OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL WITH 877+ VOTES
strawpoll.me/12772247/
ONLY 125 VOTES LEFT UNTIL PUBLICATION
THE OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL WITH 877+ VOTES
strawpoll.me/12772247/
ONLY 125 VOTES LEFT UNTIL PUBLICATION

w-what are (You) doing here?

Went to Edinburgh this week, absolutely full of chinks

Gooks are only good as sandbags it would appear.

I go to university there. It's fairly comfy

This is how the current state of british and western politics makes me feel as a whole.

Why can't we meet in the agreeable middle ground

>injured sandnigger children on the news

every fucking day, i don't give a monkeys about these low iq mudslimes

He was the faggot that argued against changing FPTP because it helps
>MUH extreme right

Yeah hat happens. Try the fringe. That's just about on par with being hung drawn and quartered.

>877+ Britons use brit/pol/

Not a chance in hell.

>Conservatives winning the poll

Yeah, also the party with the most anti-immigration and anti-multiculturalism MPs.

But that has made no fucking difference AT ALL to the way the country has been governed under their control.

So what exactly is your point?

>no "none of the below"

At least I'm not a cuck.

I don't know why he calls it the official when every time he posts it we tell him to fuck off for not adding an Other option.

Edinburgh is just mini-London with no Pakis

>tfw the Tory cucks are going to get BTFO due to voter apathy

I bet all the sharts and foreigners voted on the basis of "the one that says conservative is surely the best one"

Izzy Oakey Blue Shirty on Sky News right now for the papers alongside that Asian woman she bullies.

>tfw you "forget" to button up your shirt on QT

so many amerifags must have voted in this poll. Brit/pol/ peaks at 200 around happenings

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but if you're right wing you are a cuck. its just the jews cucking you instead

Far more beautiful though. I miss visiting.

>tfw since breaking up w/ my Scot gf there's no excuse to go Edinburgh

I want to die.

There are SIX britpols in the catalogue just now.

perfect eyes

It's a very touristy place.

>Edinburgh is just mini-London with no Pakis

But that would be great

Don't lie lad... I see no Cumshott :(

youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

Like your mum

Students/Tourists probably

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Coming up after the ads.

I think she only has one shirt.

Time to crush the Labour party

Everyone here has their TV license handy? You know the drill lads, papers, let's see em u wankers

>There are people on this earth who aren't able bodied, white English males with high IQ, well hung and good looking.

Truly, I feel sorry for plebeians

Are you from Reddit?

Still better than any other party

Lads. No judging.

I have this fuck buddy who I've been shagging on and off for about three years.

She's eight months pregnant.

It's not mine. She did however just text and ask if I wanted to come round tomorrow night and "see what lingerie she doesn't fit into"

Wat do?

Speaking of Asians, your dad's jap's eye, crammed full of shit from a black man's arse because he's been shagging one.

Tim 'If you both have dicks, then you're both lunatics' Farron

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its gonna pop out half black

No judging who?
You or her?

Fuck here until she miscarries then eat the foetus.

Stop being a reprehensible degenerate

>fucking an unborn baby
A new low for Brit/pol/.

Break of all contact immediately

This is a trap, you are being setup

Get out of there soldier!

I really want to visit germany at some point

Reminder the lib dems are completely dead in the south west.
With UKIP dead I expect the tories will go over 50% now.

Always where we need him to be.

I don't know if I could shag a pregnant bird.

I mean, if I had like three days of backup, then I probably could but given the choice....weird.

Damn I guess I'm not redpilled enough yet

It's been moving fast these last few days

>Tonights This Week
>Andrew Neil is joined by Chuka Umunna, Ann Widdecombe, Miranda Green and Suzanne Evans to review the last few days in politics.
>Featuring a film from Gyles Brandreth, looking back over the last few days since the general election was announced.
>The studio guests are Gina Miller, who talks about a progressive alliance and tactical voting to challenge hard Brexit, and rapper Big Narstie, who looks at apathy in the spotlight section.
>No Choochoo

Who is this dashing young man?

You know what to do user, you know

Are you sure about thatlast bit? It seems to have a good few. Not quite as multicultural as Glasgow though.

I am not even going to guess.

Me. I assume you lot would have a number of things to say about her condition.

Not helping.

Fucking a pregnant girl is morally wrong and literally pedophilia.

do NOT do that
she will try to make you look after it by saying you have investment in her and therefore the child

>1 shit election means they are dead

Remain voting areas will see big returns for the Lib Dems.

Welcome, child

>Greens actually think people will vote for them if labour/libs give up
More likely to get more people voting tory lel

Anybody got this in high res?

What have you bongs done with Sir Roger Scruton?
I haven't seen one of his books in ages.

>Not helping.

Lad, I gave you the most solid advice you will ever receive on this matter:

STOP BEING A FUCKING DEGENERATE

Your Mum

will she let you fuck her, will your dick touch the baby if you do?

Sounds hot

South west voted leave though? Everyone here hates them and they were our only opposition to tories because labour is a joke outside bristol/exeter.

>you are a nonce
>you're a perv
>you're a slop badger
>you're a two pin din plug
>you're a bush dodger
>you're a small bean regarder
>you're an unabummer
>you're a nut administrator
>you're a bent ref
>you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown
>you're a fence vole
>you're a free willy
>you're a chimney bottler
>you're a bunty man
>you're a shrub rocketeer

>122047566
It's alright, I'm studying in Edinburgh and it's miles better than London from what I've seen.

hey fellow londonfag watching local bbc

>Chuka
>Ann
>Gina
>Narstie
>No Portillo
>No Liz
>No Pienaar
>No Isabels
>No Mollie

Why even put it on this week?

It's prone to folding in a way that lets you see inside between the buttons.

>The studio guests are Gina Miller, who talks about a progressive alliance and tactical voting to challenge hard Brexit
This sounds like the shittest TW ever

>Not helping.

Oh fuck off, you melodramatic degenerate blogposter.