Post reasons why you won't get nuked in an event of Nuclear war for reassurance

They will never nuke Michigan because we have the largest freshwater lakes in the world

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>Post reasons why you won't get nuked
because we will fire the first and only shots

I live in a small town in Alabama. Rural life is best life.

Do they even know Kansas exists?

Because if you kill Canadians, you lose.

What is Kansas like, user?

Because no one knows Wisconsin exists.

Because an erratic recluse technocrat will shoot down the missiles aimed for me with lasers mounted on the top of a casino.

>because we have the largest freshwater lakes in the world
You realize the world has their own sources of fresh water right?

You realize a neuron bomb to irradiate the fresh water source of the east US would be a desirable target, right?

South East Michigan, North East Illinois (including North West Indiana) should get nuked.

Nuking did wonders for the Japs after all.

>Detroit, principally the steel mills at Rouge and Zug Island are major industrial targets.

>Selfridge ANGB can host B-2 and B-52 bombers (and has), and is the home of a bunch of KC-135 refuelers.

>Warren Tank Development center.

>Camp Grayling is a major training area

>Lansing is a capital and targeted to interrupt CoG.

>Ann Arbor hosts a CIA/NRO office

>Battle Creek ANG can host B-52s

>Eagle mine is a major war materiel source (cooper)

Yeah, we gonna get nuked.

317 reporting in. PLEASE BOMB GARY INDIANA if you choose to bomb indiana. Lake county needs to be a crater it's a cess pool of chicago fallout leaching welfare. Northwest Indiana isn't even really Indiana.

Idaho won't get nuked because no one gives a shit

Because I live in the smallish city of tampa FL....... near a little known AFB call edMacDill.......Where SOCOM and STRATACOM are headquartered.....I'm fucked

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>Camp Grayling is a major training area
several thousand acres of forest to use as a firing range.. no major assets stored there, other than the FEMA camp.

>tfw live in Battle Creek

FUG

Like said, Detroit and Warren will go, the metro detroit bridges to Canada will go, Mackinac Bridge will certainly go (but it was built to survive nukes), and Battle Creek will be hit for their ANG and the CASE building which was designed as the backup command if NORAD fell and can survive a direct nuclear airblast. Not to mention the rumors of experimental craft testing up in the UP near Grayling...

Do your homework

I don't live in a major city

UP has a target. Low Freq comms station for our subs.

I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE IN BATTLE CREEK

They will never nuke Australia because why would North Korea attack such a massive Chinese population (their only ally)

Check mate

Russia would never bomb the worlds largest potato farms. Maybe pillage for vodka but that's it.

It's an R&D base for artillery and trains something like 15,000+ Guardsmen from the Midwest and even Canada each year.

I moved out as soon as I graduated, BC is a shithole

Spokane will because of the airforce base, and the fallout will go into Idaho

Kansas is shit. It is Nebraska with fundies and river rats running the state.

>experimental craft testing up in the UP near Grayling...

Camp Grayling is in the LP.

The three airbases in the UP were all closed in the 1990 with K.I. Sawyer in a sort of "mothballed" status where it's now a municipal airport but retains military buildings as a possible alternate sight for up to a squadron of B-52 in case Asset Dispersal is ordered.

I know. It's 18 miles from my house.

Shit, I have a cabin on Log Lake in Kalkaska.

Going there this weekend to get it ready for summer.

Why is Michigan such a retarded shape? Surely the northern bit is rightful Wisconsin clay?

Right, I was thinking of KI Sawyer. But I doubt there's any secret craft up there, more likely just drunken yooper stories.

Also on the topic of the Battle Creek nuclear bunker, it was actually a SAGE building, not CASE. I have a bad memory.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semi-Automatic_Ground_Environment

We got the Upper Peninsula in The Toledo War in Ohio as a concession to stop fighting and let Ohio have Toledo.

I'm on other side just south of Lovells on F97

Why do you hate traditional American freedom?

Okay, I haven't been over that way in few years. It's a little too quiet for me.

Simple.

Nukes were meant to fight ayyys.

Btw. Kalamazoo checking in

It is, moving out in less than a year

We got upper penn as a result.

Pure Michigan.

Learned to be an Alcoholic growing up in the Finnish part of the UP.

It's a good story goyim

Toledo=shit

Upper p = iron ore.

Wrong, actually.
I have it from a good authority that part of the Cold War Russian battle plan was to strike Sarnia, Canada
> in b4 THAT'S NOT MICHIGAN!
specifically to destroy the "Chemical Valley" factories there, specifically to poison the water supply from leakage.
We're a primary target BECAUSE of our freshwater supply. They would want to deny its use to their adversary.

guys pls be quiet I live in Northwest Indiana, only most of the people are trash

Nuking Detroit and Flint would be doing them favors.

If you nuke southern Illinois you won't have the crazy ass rednecks and ghetto ass niggers to entertain you. And if you nuke the rednecks meth production would be non existent.
Illinois consist of two things: cornfields and ghettos.

They build Stryker vehicles in Muskegon.

That's right. Forgot.

Wisconsin, fuck them.

We wouldn't get nuked because no country would waste a long range ICMB on this shithole.

I live outside DC. We have the best missile defense on the planet here. All safe and comfy.

Fuck Michigan

We won the Toledo War, never forget.

t. Ohio

Nah fuck you
We'll take our cheesehat one day it's only fair

I live in a town of about 60 people 120 miles north of San Francisco. I have two wells on my property plus a creek runs through it, a few acres of land already being used to grow food / fruit trees and the closest potential nuke target is likely Santa Rosa if that. Even then the worst I'll see is some ash - thankfully the creek is not in the main river watersheds so little chance of contamination.

Oh and I welcome anyone to nuke SF. I will enjoy staging raiding parties on whatever survivors remain a few days after the blasts.

>forgetting Dow Chemical

I can't remember the last time I was in Midland. Probably 2004. Dow just skipped my mind.

>Michigan resident
>accept job less than 2 miles from the Pentagon
>at least it will be over quick

I'm at oak ridge I might get nuked

Because MAD will prevent nukes from ever being launched between the countries that have enough ordinance to actually wreck the world.

>freshwater
except studys showed it was 97% piss

/W/isconsin here, also fuck you the UP is ours, also...

>implying your not fucked

rural master race.

>neuron bomb
you frikken moran you can't make a bomb out of brain cells

We have Dow Chemical in Midland.

If someone nuked Detroit they'd be doing us a favor. Flint too, but that's a little too close to home.

t.saginaw

Wyoming is just dirt and sagebrush.

Ayyyyy

why bother with canada or vancouber in general

Because it's Detroit. Scratch that, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Slight improvement perhaps, and glow-in-the-dark niggas might improve safety.

Because I live on a fucking mountain.
Can't wait to be one of the last Smoothskins out there

If I am nuked I die knowing Boston is gone. Future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

We won't get nuked because we are irrelevant.

>Post reasons why you won't get nuked in an event of Nuclear war for reassurance

We didn't vote for emperor Cheeto

Is Grand Rapids safe? Literally nothing but genetic research and medicine happen here

Have you ever seen a post apocalyptic movie? Kentucky always survives. And you want us to

They will never nuke wisconsin because theres nothing here

>Being so assblasted at corn that you nuke Nebraska
Never happening here.

Because we're Neutraland

Because nobody Cares about us

Michiganfag here. Muskegon. Never come here--it's a giant swamp shithole, although the West coast and UP is nice.

>They will never nuke Michigan
>multiple nuclear reactors
>Dow Chemical

Because catching Cuomo in the blast and destroying 3 shitholes full of niggers would be a net benefit for the country.

Dow Chemical fucked up my small community by polluting our lake and water supply. Fuck Dow.

Live in the hilly region of new york where literally fucking nothing important exists out here.

Probably have to deal with some fallout from NYC if it was hit thought.

They would probably reason that we're doing such a good job destroying ourselves that there's no sense in wasting a nuke on us.

They can try but we have defenses to shut down the atoms in the nukes before they hit

>t. Spic Diego

is there a map like that for canada

>They will never nuke Michigan because we have the largest freshwater lakes in the world
seems more like a reason to

I would like to say South Dakota would be safe (low population) except we have B2 bombers here so maybe not.

I live in Baltimore so I'll probably just die from radiation when DC is bombed.

Except for SANG base and tank plants near detroit metro area. They will still nuke that. Sorry if you live in detroit metro like me op :/

>tfw living near one of the top 5 most important locations in the country
At least I'm outside of what would be the blast zone from a reasonably sized nuke

>tfw from North Muskegon

Because NK will forget we exist.

I can't find one. Maybe the Canadian govt' controls that info because all Canadians are homicidal terrorists?

No one will nuke Northern California because they want LA, SF, and San Diego.

Because were not important

>Montana
I'm utterly fucked, glowing sea of Montana

Mom and Dad are near Roscommon.
Gods county