/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - BIG FAT HOT JUICY 'GO DOG EDITION

>BUT WHO IS ROBERT?
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

>it's not friday
>it's not the first of the month
>it's not a full moon

nothing to see here

Not quite 8pm yet, but sure, why not.

Anybody know what SWAT got called out for this morning?

>adam being flagged over for a possible domestic

>nothing
>Chicago

pick one and only one, Adam

I've been camping for the last week, I have no idea what has been going on.

...was that last call "fleeingthe scene of a wreck in a prius"?

>fleeing the scene of a crime
>in a prius
>in chicago

I'll go ahead and guess that Prius is hot

Likely. Also likely, it's going to end soon. I know fat women with more torque than a prius.

Anything in Pilsen?

nothing by name.

I had a couple of Chicago dawgs the other day and they fucking rocked!

>rainbow coalition of minority males flashing gang signs

hey chicongo

>when the rainbow connection goes wrong

We got a mexican stand off!

>property manager and a masked man are at the doors with guns

Should have paid your rent, Shaniqua.

>electric pole on fire

>Likely. Also likely, it's going to end soon. I know fat women with more torque than a prius.
Kek.

I really like the pics you're posting, quite a few I haven't seen yet. Your OC or a collection?

did she just say 7 kids are battling?

Probably.

>DOA in apartment 2

>DOA in apartment 2

F

Can't even sit in the park and drink a beer.

oooh another suicide threat. whats up with suicides in the Spring in Chicago? I thought people were supposed to get happier once winter ended

>16 year old threatening to kill herself inside the chruch

>male black
>dark complexion

you don't say

Interesting and related

There is no happiness in Chicago

Neighbors are BBQing in the garage next to cars and they can see flames. It's kinda crazy today.

Burning trash cans are the perfect analogy for this city.

male spic in pickup dumping construction materials by the railroad tracks

>his tires got blown out by the gunshots

...

tire was the victim of a shooting

Hello friends, has anything drug related happened on this fine 4/20?

>15 kids smoking pot under the bridge

>Everyone's celebrating, you can really smell it
Guess that answers my own question; I just had to wait.

And you can smell it. You can reeeeally smell it.

>SEVERAL
>SEVERAL SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>male black breaking out windows

Damn a quiet night so far, maybe all the weed will keep everyone inside tonight.

The biggest crime tonight will be overeating.

That and triple homicide

Teen with suicidal ideology.

>suicidal ideology

That's a new one.

He means ideation.

>animal control needed
>pitbull

Burglary in progress

>male passed out in the liquor store

I think she meant a teen democrat

I was going to a Christmas party when a giant growling potbelly came out of the neighbors porch and started running toward us.

I had to throw the entire plate of homemade cookies to distract it as we ran and lock ourselves in my car.

Ducking ghetto and people ruin everything.

>suicidal ideology.
That sounds like a snackbar to me.

Not a chance. I'm a shrink in Chicago, the police genuinely panic when they run into the madness.

>TEN TO TWELVE
>TEN TO TWELVE SHOTS FIRED FROM DIFFERENT GUNS
>AH AH AH

I know the mental help for the military is shit, but what about our armed forces? Do they get the help they need?

>those shots
>that counting
>them digits
>AH AH AH

>shot in the foot

I mean, the military and the armed forces are pretty much the same thing. Do you mean the police? In Chicago they have BCBS PPO and a decent EAP, although I wouldn't trust the confidentiality on the EAP.

And now a guy in the left hand.

Bump for Roberts. Y'all better check your keys.

>female black urinating in the alley

SHAQWEENA GOTS TA PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

foot chase on!

We got a foot pursuit.

>victim refused all police and EMS

>father and son are fighting
He is being challenged for leadership of the tribe!

T H R E E shots fired

>boyfriend punched caller in the nose

>has a very large gun

>fighting in the 7-11.

Aw shiiiieeeeettt,

>ODing heroin addict needs help
Take your time, by all means.

just a quiet 4/20 in chiraq amiright?

relatively speaking. Nothing unusual, just assaults, ODs, hit and runs, domestics, public urination, burglaries and what-not.

>Caller believes someone is beating up her downstairs elderly neighbor
Motherfuckers.

>banging heard
>screaming for help

Guy in a Freddy Krueger t-shirt

>Freddy Krueger
HE'S BACK!

>5'10
>200 pounds

Fat manlet on the loose.

Crazy/funny things you've heard on chiraq.

>upstairs neighbor called and said drug dealers are beating Amanda up /again/

>victim was shot in both the groin and the buttocks

Could be a fireplug.

>MALE BLACK in red lingerie is knocking on a child's window

How are you guys doing today?
God Bless Robert, have a good day at work.

Male Black strikes again!

Maybe Amanda should fucking pay up and stop asking to get fronted

>muh pic that got robertized

What's up Roberts?

Pretty chill night so far. just the usual assortment of MALE BLACK antics. Not that I mind, this thread is supposed to be comfy, after all.

like to have never found this thread again after I closed my fucking browser

>female hit in the mouth
>broken teeth

Hopefully this one is better

Check your scanner pol something is happening in Pilsen , I just heard a bunch of cruiser pass by

/comfy/ all day, Robert.

explain that statement...

There was a call for needed more cars a couple minutes ago didn't catch a location.

Yeah, they all went down 18th headed for the Dan Ryan

accidentally closed my browser, flipped through pages of boards trying to locate again.

>group of kids with sticks

group of kids with sticks on the corner

wut

You can type CPD in the text box on the top right below the logo. That's how I find this place.

>group of teens fighting
>one has a long stick

mother of God

Praise KEK