New hooters uniform to have less cleavage and longer shorts

Just WHAT in the heck did Hooters mean by this?
Was this some kind of publicity stunt to appeal to SJWs?

Can't wait untill they start hiring traps and it turns into a made cafe like in all my gook comics

>"hooters loses 90% of their revenue following a new uniform change"

I only get hooters food delivered.

I'm by no means a food snob but their food taste like microwaved meals you could get at a grocery store.

It's only appeal is sex appeal. Wtf

OMG Hooters, I love their wings :3

Poofters

The food at Hooters is shit tier. You can actually get a good meal at twin peaks, and the girls who work there are much hotter. Still dirty sluts, but hot dirty sluts

>going to hooters for the food

It's fucking atrocious. Fucking hell. The only reason to go is to stare at big tits, and these days big tits aren't even required to become a waitress there, so the reasons to go are dwindling.

Went to Hooters and told the waitress I wanted a pint of Sam Adams and she didn't know what a pint was. Never went back.

In El Paso all of the girls are owned by the Cartels

this has nothing to do with politics faggot, SAGE

The bigger uniforms are to cover the larger waitresses I've seen lately. They will need different footwear to cover their hooves, too.

Far right has the biggest eyes, and smallest ass. Small ass is better than big ass. Prove me wrong.

That was really stupid of you.

>no lady of Nubian origins
White patriarchy much?

You're the retard who tried ordering a """pint"""

El Paso? bitch please

when you're fucking a pussy from behind it feels really good to have a thicc thrust absorber. Somehow the symmetry behind a big ass and a fat grippy puss really tends to activate the genetic almonds.

Having big tits isn't a requirement for working there
Not really missing out with the less revealing shirts

It's true seen it with my own eyes

I don't want a large farva, I want a god damn liter of cola.

Maybe try being a little less autistic

Why would they try to appease SJW's? All the hooters here are filled with wiggers and guys who want to be MMA fighters. I've never seen a numale or SJW in a hooters.

meh those bitchies are even that hot. Another thing movies lied me about

checked and kek'd. I think they want to appeal to a larger customer base, although with a name like Hooters, that could be wrong. Hardly any of the servers have big tits anyways.

Yeah, bro, all those Hooters movies...

Faggot Frenchies detected.

And less horny awkward anons.

How many of those have dick?

Hooters was a softcore strip club. This'll just result in Hooters hostesses who are too prudish to flash their tits in the strip club or on webcam out of jobs, because what the fuck is the appeal of Hooters outside of their signature tight tops and short shorts?

Okay, help. Is it sexist to have them cover up, or is it sexist to show off their skin??? I mean, #freethenipple, but objectification???? I'm so confused fuck me

Well their wings are shit, so this pretty much ruins it for me.

You're doing it wrong.

>Hoots

What's the point? I barely understood going there for the minimal revealing clothing when you could just go to an actual strip club. Their man customer base are dudebros so they're not gaining any numales or lesbos.

You gave me a great big chuckle.

>wanting to eat shit quality wings while being surrounded by whores
White trash detected

tits are dying out
americans want ass nowadays

Should have got a schooner lad.

Why are American hooters so fucking creepy dude, I went to the Mall of America while on a sporting trip. We went to see the Chicago Bears v The Vikqueens and we went shopping beforehand. We got to the mall early to avoid the rush and Hooters was just opening. I wanted to go to Chillis because we don't have them back home where I'm from, but we wanted to see the "VR arcade" which happens to be right by Hooters.

I shit you not we walked by when it opened and there was a line up of 35-65 year old white men that went in there just to sit and get one drink and hit on the waitresses. I've been to Hooters back home and its usually staffed by students and some single mothers or waitresses that have "experience" and just wan tips. This Hooters had the most white-trash waitresses with literal clown make up and fake tits working. We had to stop in to see the American freakshow of old men and almost as old ex-strippers with bimbo-tier make up pretend to be an actual restaurant/customers for a few hours a day. It was actual day-light soft porn, with the lowest budget you can imagine.

The Hooters we have here are just people getting by, the Hooters they have there are literal strippers and wannabe rapists just waiting for someone to go to far. It's the most American thing I've ever seen.