Why is America the greatest country on earth?

Why is America the greatest country on earth?

You can feed and hydrate yourself for 3$ a day.

>hydrate
>soda

Pick (1) one.

>implying you can't get water from the soda machine

Fuck off.

Free water refills.

Costco bumped their Membership prices by a couple dollar this year because the man who runs it wants everyone to be able to afford a meal for their family that comes in their store, even if they're not the most financially fortunate.

you can get the same thing for the same price in Canada. That's like $1 USD.

>not drinking the ketchup

You sure you aren't just a leaf in disguise?

>he thinks only USA has the based Costco deals

Kill yourself, shill.

So communism?

Show proof.

You can load that dog up with veggies and make an actual meal out of it. I'd go easy on the soda though and add an apple.

i could never live anywhere else

>soda and a giant hotdog for essentially nothing
no wonder

mcchicken > big mac

>capitalist communism
Don't understand why more communists don't attempt this.

i am a health freak but i love me some kikeland costco dogs

It's only communist if it's state subsidized.

>You can feed and hydrate yourself for 3$ a day

And die in your 30's.

>soda doesn't hydrate you
Hello water bottle shill

>limit 5 per customer

I want to fuck your kiwi boipucci

I can do that with $0.50 a day. Which is like R$ 1.50

>soda
>hydrate
Pick one

that prize wheel thing is weird, they usually just give us cards to punch

you're fucking dumb. Why would he lie about that. It's true.

Anyone here live near a Weinerschnitzel?

God damn it's amazing.

If i lived in the US i'd be so fucking obese and shart myself daily.

I fucking hate how safe Australia is with food, fucking jews won't let me have 2litre drinks or eat high sugar, high cholesterol foods without it being expensive.

I think you meant why is Costco the greatest store on Earth
The only thing it doesn't have is a good electronics department

I miss the chili cheese fries burrito

>why would a leaf do something retarded
I wonder that every day

Fuck yes my guy, if it wasn't so far id go all the time

You can hydrate with soda. You'll more than likely have diabetes by the time you're hydrated, but it can be done.

>Not buying 10 bigmacs and eating them for breakfast lunch and dinner the next 3 days.

You're a dirty immigrant huh?

costco is closed you fag how can I give you proof

I love being able to eat like a typical fat fuck American and not get fat.

>limit 5 per customer

Jesus, I order take away maybe once every month or two

Oh fuck off.. I fat as shit and over 42 and I ne

I haven't had a hot dog in almost 10 years, but I've always admired Costco for this. They haven't changed the price of the hot dog and drink combo since the 1980s.

If you live a decently active lifestyle and eat at least 1 healthy meal a day you can eat whatever other shit you want.

It's "take out".

a 2 litre soda is cheaper than a 1 litre.. would love to hear the reasons for this.

I need to wear a mustache the second time around if I can only get five each time and I want to get ten. Mustache and hat.

I bet your toilet can't even handle twenty pound loads you pleb

I eat about 4 good meals a day plus snacks

Someone perform the Heimlich maneuver on Jethro here, he's choking on a piece of bun.

...

This desu.

Also you get lots of upper middle class suburban soccer moms always shopping at Costco. None of the trailer park trash customers you see at Walmart.

All dose nuggas

Off yourself, shithead.

Mountain Dew contains water

Reminder that if you order the (((Hebrew National))) hot dog instead of the Polish dog you're supporting Jewery.

soda literally hydrates you. that's why people who only drink soda don't die.

Wholesale type shit probably

If you like the fact that you can eat so cheaply, thank a capitalist.

Yes, there are flaws in our system, like government control of crops and such, but those flaws are modest when compared to other countries and can be easily fixed.

Canada is cold america

Chinese peasants feed themselves with food and water worth .5$ a day.

American prices are fucking inflated.

>Costco are going to open warehouses in France over the next few years

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Tell me more...

I bet you water your plants with Gatorade...

How do I make sure I don't support jewery? Just ask for a polish hotdog?

Yep, just ask for a Polish dog, it tastes better anyway.

>Prices of most things go up throughout the years
>Costco hotdogs remain at a fixed price
...w-whats in those hotdogs anyways that it can maintain its price...?

I swear Weinerschnitzel is a front for a money laundering scheme. I've literally seen nobody go in or out of that place.

>soda literally hydrates you.

>Capitalist Communism
Would that even work?

the bacon wrapped street dog was my life
I used to get like 3 every time I went there.

The beef sandwich there is amazing, it's kind of expensive like five bucks but it's huge and delicious

We truly live in abundance
europoors will never know the feeling of open space, supermarkets as far as the eye can see, indoor/outdoor malls, fastfood, interstate freeways, and driving ur f150 everywhere

capitalism

You're going to get by on just 2 hot dogs and sugar water?

For $3 you can likely do better

>feed
>hydrate

>eating penis shaped meat
>drinking carbonated sugar water
'Murika

that's what I don't get about poor people in america, outside your healthcare scam, you can literally feed yourself for like 20$ a month through wallmart buying bulk.

The Polish one tastes so much better anyway

why don't we have this kind of wonderful sales here?

This all cost me about $2.50 Canadian and I'm just one person. Costco is ripping you off.

> Cheap = good.
Hey, i'll sell you shit and piss for 25 cents! Who is the best country now? Canada fuck yea! We sell shit and piss.

I fucking hate you assholes. Everything costs more in Mexico

>two eggs (maybe)
>one tomato
>four two cent sausages
>one piece of the smallest bread you can buy

That's not even half a meal for me.

Who would ever eat that much onion on a hot dog?

wtf its 3 eggs, 4 breakfast sausage, the bread is light rye and its way bigger than standard toast bread and there's 2 slices. How is that not half a meal while OP is eating a hotdog?

...I would....

GIS costco+food+court+canada faggot

>he thinks that ultra processed garbage feeds him
>he thinks liquid carbonated sugar hydrates him
Americans are truly the best candidates for being the best ally of the jews. They LOVE their shackles

With that died no wonder you're all fat. Funny thing is whenever you're talking to an American there is only ~20% chance he has normal body weight

diet*

>Who would ever eat that much onion on a hot dog?
Jews
>Be in Florida Costco
>See Jewish person take a shitload of onions and relish.
>Does he put it on his hotdog?
>No
>He wraps it up on a paper plate to take home.

Loved how he stood up to Coke because they were being dicks about their pricing. It's a good company, go there to get my weekly rations.

Know why they do that? They certainly don't make money at it.

Look at the way the store is set up. The entrance is at the far side of the store from the hot dogs. You have to show your card, get shown the specials, at least walk past the most expensive stuff, and go through the checkout to get there. Then it's not easy to go back through the checkout, and you'll feel like an idiot going out and coming back in. Plus all of the shopping carts are out in the parking lot, not at the entrance.

Even though parking the carts causes traffic problems, they made it very inconvenient and awkward to eat before you shop.

The point is to try and trick you into shopping hungry, in anticipation of that cheap meal, so you overbuy and buy more junk food, and then immediately reward you with cheap food after you spend a lot of money, so you'll want to do it again.

Costco does its part to make you fat and poor.

Break in and post pics or gtfo with your lies faggot. Don't bring your nigger bullshit into a thread about a reputable place like Costco dirtbag cunt bitch.

God bless Cosco

That's only two meals

>Gotta have 3 square meals a day

Lmao wtf is that shit.

I remember my cousing buying one of those shits for llike $7 on universal studios, i laughed my ass off for like 30 minutes seeing him getting mad for it

Where the fuck do you live user
I can't find a meal here under an average price of $7-10 (Ottawa).

Most expensive Canadian city I've ever lived in excluding rent (but thats only because Toronto is retarded rn)

inb4 you cooked and prepared that

it doesnt count if you made it, $2.50 is not a good price if you had to prepare that yourself

You don't even need a Costco membership to eat at the restaurant dingus

holy fuck you just reminded me how much I love costco food

brb getting an oversized slice of everything pizza

I've seen stuff like that in locally-owned restaurants out in the country.

soda hydrates you less than water, but still hydrates you

youll be a fat piece of shit if all you ate was hotdogs brotha

>buy my overpriced sugar water goy
Hmmm, now who could be behind this post?

How do you get into the building without a membership? There's people who stand there checking cards.

Also: am I the only one who doesn't like their hot dogs? I normally prefer all-beef, but prefer even cheap no-name chicken weiners to Kirkland. The spices are all wrong. Doesn't taste like a hot dog at all.

Had three of these for lunch (just one drink and 1 1/2 refills )

Man they are good

you realize soda is like 95% water right