G'day my fellow Australian friends, it's time for the daily AUS/pol/ thread. Were you all aware that you're all a bunch of koala fuckers? Fuckin' wish Centrelink would give me like $20,000 for no reason. I could use the shekels. Either way, that's won't happen. Anyway, what the fuck are you cunts doing this cool Friday? Who's going to the club to drink overpriced drinks and fuck STD ridden club whores? Who's going to the bar with their mates to sink VB's? Who's sitting inside on Sup Forums? I know I am. Anyway, let's get to the news.
>CBA raises rates on loans - debt slaves BTFO - one step closer to property bubble popping
Honestly, fuck our shit tier losers who run away to Australia.
Round them up and put them in a gas chamber for all I care.
Elijah King
>shit tier losers >running to Australia
I think you mean well educated folks leaving to Australia for better opportunities.
Logan Ward
I was thinking about emigrating to your beautiful country. Should I?
Robert Gonzalez
>Round them up and put them in a gas chamber for all I care. Most of them are brown if it makes you feel better
Landon Turner
No. We don't need any more criminals.
Jason Perry
This. I'm getting a promotion+transfer to Sydney in a few months
Ayden Taylor
But I have a PhD in physics.
Matthew Smith
Nice meme degree faggot.
Nathan Myers
But I make €90,000 a year.
Lincoln Myers
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Christian Ramirez
>euros Nice meme money faggot.
Blake Jones
why are you asking us? if you want to and can, then go ahead
Jacob Wilson
But it's stronger than the Dollar.
Juan Brown
He's a foreigner who clearly hasn't heard our national creed which is: "Fuck off, we're full."
Also, he's a criminal potato nigger. We have enough Indian sub-humans without importing the fucking Irish.
William Price
See
Gavin Campbell
I'm coming to Australia this September to Study Finance at University of Sydney.
Should I bring hell lotta condoms with me? I'm a fair 5'10 tall gym lard.
Nathaniel Thomas
Could the formatting be worse in the OP
Also, you all are cunts
Caleb Stewart
Australian girls hate Indians. Asian girls want white guys. Indian girls want white guys.
It's more than likely you'll just be jerking off, sorry.
Also, please poo in the toilets. Not the floor.
Parker Torres
I really don't give a fuck what happens to them either tbqh. I don't respect faggot traitors.
Easton Gonzalez
You're an autistic little fucker aren't you?
Benjamin Anderson
It's perfect formatting, my American friend. Would you prefer it if I poured some corn syrup on it?
Daniel Collins
I'll be posting some pics in /b soon. You better be there cuck.
Chase Lopez
How do you figure, fellow Ausfriend?
Ryan Ward
lol I wouldn't worry about it pajeet, you wont be getting any
Xavier Jones
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
long live the queen
Michael Sullivan
Post them here you can't-poo-in-the-loo Indian filth.
Levi Peterson
We'll too bad you fucking kangaroo, I'm emigrating to your shitty thread.
Thomas Harris
LONG LIVE QUEEN LIZZY
Samuel Foster
I bet your potato nigger self can't pass our brand new citizenship test. That's because you're a potato nigger. You will always be a potato nigger.
Joshua Bell
Anyone been here?
Jaxson Myers
Yeah it's in the Blue Mountains just outside of Sydney. They are lovely mate. But you can't come. Because you're a fat burger.
Nathaniel Ross
My elder brother already graduated last year. He was drowning and swimming in white pussy for whole 2 year. Also, he told me Aussie chicks want some Kamasutra skills so I've already acquired quite few of them.
Landon Thomas
how about here?
Landon Sullivan
Did you learn by fucking your brothers boipucci? I bet you did.
There is no corn syrup there, American friend. Why would you even want to go there?
Aiden Nguyen
Why don't you get bitten by a shark you abo shitskin?
Jaxson Ward
Because it looks like you'll find a dinosaur behind every bush
Like something out of the jurassic period
Jacob Cook
No he didn't even come back for once in last 3 years. Probably he's gonna stay there.
Jaxon Allen
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Jaxson Richardson
t. A fucking potato nigger
It may do, but you can't eat them.
Tyler Lopez
>"Y-y-yeah little bro, I-I was totally drowning in pussy"
Jeremiah Cooper
Its more than likely our legal prostitution system is the only chance he'll score at some white aussie puccii
Jaxon Smith
Look, you're beyond saving. You literally only replied with memes. You're a great example of why children shouldn't be allowed to browse the internet unsupervised.
Jose Diaz
>3:30 auspol
Get a fucking life you scum piece of shit
James Collins
A potato nigger, everybody.
Aaron Collins
How would brown people end up having been in nz long enough to try to immigrate somewhere else? I thought you guys were just white or rich chinese, and have abos as one of your less domesticated species of wild animals that can kill you.
Jace Parker
>getting this butthurt over bantz just promise me you wont take your anger out on your wife and kids like a typical irishman
Jonathan Williams
Oi ya cunt fuck off we're full
Xavier Clark
dont squat on the loo seat either.
Jacob James
Brown cock inside the white pussy looks really good. I'm already hard
Wyatt Cooper
Why do Indians always say this? I have never seen an Indian man with a white chick. I have seen every kind of interracial couple possible, even Chinese men with black women, but never Indian men with anyone but Indian women. Even then, never young Indian men with women.
Julian White
I have nice loos at my home and I've learned how to poo in loo. You need not to worry about that kangz.
Tyler Campbell
We have legal prostitution. So knock yourself out there. Doubtful you'll find a white girl who wants your dick without you paying though.
Bring some extra rupees, so get to work at the local market, Panjeet.
Joshua Butler
Do you have any concept of the in-group?
Anthony Long
There only trying to better themselves, your country is such shit tier, literally nothing is good about it.
Eli Martinez
>Why do Indians always say this? I have never seen an Indian man with a white chick. I have seen every kind of interracial couple possible, even Chinese men with black women, but never Indian men with anyone but Indian women. Even then, never young Indian men with women.
It's because you live in your moms basement.
Come out, feel fresh, witness the happening. Cry for you virginity and how browns are pounding your future wifes
Mason Moore
T.arts degree
Sebastian Long
The cool kids? I'm not one of them as I'm a failure.
Jordan Parker
>browns Every brown but you, poo.
Brandon Long
Shh I don't want him to make fun of me for being a loser.
Aiden Nguyen
>Doubtful you'll find a white girl who wants your dick without you paying though
They'll be drowning in my semen. Lool
Justin Lewis
daily reminder that denmark invented "we're full"
Samuel Cook
Get fucked ya gay cunt.
Lincoln Ross
>browns >Every brown
You were 100% correct till here.
Noah Robinson
we arent even joking.. like it sounds like we are bantz but we arent.. u wont unless you pay..
Juan Nguyen
>Implying Indians are high-test enough to produce enough semen to drown white semen demons.
No.
Anyway, there are too many Indians here. Can't you just go to Pakistan or something?
Isaac Reed
We're talking national immigration policy not dinnertime etiquette faggot
Dominic Thomas
There are too many foreigners in this AUS/pol/. Daily reminder that this is for Australians only. All lesser races (Americans and Brits included) need to fuck off.
Joseph Johnson
Most of them advertise they don't root Blacks and Pajeets, unless they're Thai.
Chase Davis
Let's see. I can get some good University here itself. The major reason I'm coming to Aus is white pussy.
Jaxson Anderson
We hate him, we all hate him. People are out to get him because of how he is.
Levi Cooper
Thais will root a dog if the pay is good enough.
Nolan Garcia
> Pakistan
Fuck off. Not that subhuman Islamic shit.
Blake Garcia
>India >Good universities
If you've got good universities, why haven't they researched toilets yet? Huh?
Adam Murphy
You might as well be a foreigner
Daniel Morris
Yeah he could do the redpilled thing and go to uni in Melbourne to get a real arts degree
Carson Jones
if your gonna try.. ur gonna have to stay right away from indian food for a few months.. that shit has got to leach out from ur bones.. and you have to be one of those paler British colonised type Indian.. if you can do all that, good luck poobruh
Asher Brooks
daily reminder that danes are the greatest bantsers in the world
Luke Lee
Glad you took my advice on the Trip OP. Hopefully this is the end of the multi-thread faggotry
>Dirty Kiwi's BTFO by new citizenship text Shiiiiiiiet, oh well, i married an aussie, citizenship here i come
Leo Sanders
STOP BULLYING ME
Luis Bell
LEARN TO POO IN LOO SIGN TELL YOU HOW TO POO IN LOO
Blake Nguyen
You're going to die because of this, you're getting in the way of the wrong people. This is not about bullying, or friends, or banter. You're a fuckin idiot cunt.
Evan Price
tough cunt
Jonathan Scott
Am I pale enough?
John Cruz
reported to the feds
Michael Myers
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Gabriel Morris
Toilets are not used by the poo uneducated masses. But it might get over within 3-4 years. The present Modi govt. is working tirelessly to build up the nation.
Zachary Bailey
>How would brown people end up having been in nz long enough to try to immigrate somewhere else? They're limp wristed faggots that couldn't handle the natives like the rest of the anglosphere, so they cucked out and signed a treaty with them.
Brandon Collins
>Indians >doing stuff >not being corrupt poos and using the money to fund a golden shitting street
Jose Barnes
This make me shit in streets while I live in Sydney. Fuck off Kangz else I'll even shit in the Kangaroo pouch.
Ethan Bell
you fuckers ruined bondi beach. fuckin pasty goblin looking faggots
Luis Nguyen
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Grayson Kelly
fuck off we're full
Ethan Stewart
The average white woman finds Indians abhorrent. Sorry shitskin, you are abbo tier.
Jacob Murphy
fuck off we're full
James Bailey
>Be Australia >Not part of North America or Europe >Cri
