Wake up

>wake up
>See this
>What do?

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>Socal fag
>see that most of texas and the south is dead

laugh

Enjoy my new beachfront property.
Try to feel bad about Florida.
Fail at that.

It's very hard to care about environmental collapse when civilization is already collapsing under the weight of the never-ending hordes of shitskins.

Anyone know what latitude we were at back then?

I praise God for destroying the exporter of war, terrorism and degeneracy

Basically this. Also, post number is in trinary or tertiary or however you would say that. Cool.

>Wake up
>Stare blankly at the wall
>15 minutes pass still staring at wall
>Decide to light a cigarette
>Smoke and stare at wall

Get on the floor. Do the dinosaur.

Go take a space shit, then have a space coffee

WTF? The Great Lakes went dry? Where the fuck is Michigan?

*laughs behind dykes*

Michigan is OK. Wooo hoooo!

you live the dream.

Celebrate.

DEATH TO AMERICA

Celebrate because no longer attached to California then cry because still living in NY

Not much would change. I'd probably shoot the Canadian refugees on sight.

Cascadian Empire, immediately

>Denali underwater
What a fucking retard!

Throw a waterworld themed party and drink my own piss from a moonshine still. BUILD THE WALL

enjoy my new beachfront property.

Rejoice in the fact that I now have beach front property.

wonder why the fuck I'm floating in the atmosphere

youtu.be/mJ0NWQ0MasA

Very strange glacier patterns

>Half of the mexicans are drowned
>Niggers in south are drowned
>Hipsters on both coasts are drowned
>LA and NYC is fucking gone

I don't see any problems with this.

How did the great Lakes dry up?

pretty much this.

>SF and LA are kill
>All that water lubed up the San Andreas fault and the Cascadia subduction zone, killing any surviving libtards
>I now have valuable waterfront property in the former Central Valley
>Pop open a beer and celebrate

grab a corona and chill at my new beach house

Be glad I'm dead so I don't have to deal with all those dinosaurs

earthquake? and the water went to the subterranean sea

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At least California amerexited

Fuck yeah

> implying even a massive natural disaster can kill the US
Are you retarded?

Nice, I have beachfront property now..

I wouldn't wake up because I'd be dead

drown

Nice, I have beachfront property.

>Wake up
>take breath realize there is water in my lungs where the air should be
>Realize I'm now 30 feet below sea level
>realize that I'm now miles away from shore with no boat or navigational knowhow
>decide the world probably sucks a lot more anyway thanks to the them and their (((global warming)))
>literaly decide to kill myself

Thanks pol

Wonder why I can see america

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Welcome to scenic Arizona Bay.

My city is left untouched and so are the surrounding areas for the most part.

I'm okay with this.

Another post ending with a question mark (?)

Check all posts mostly end with a question mark or exclamation. What's going on?

>still be hundreds of miles from ocean
>go back to sleep

Hit snooze on my alarm and go back to sleep, I don't have work for a few more hours.

Thank god all those mid-west shitholes get washed off the map first. Maybe we can finally continue to progress in this country.

Die instantly

Thank god

i laugh at florida then go about my usual day.

I'm still 200 miles from the closest beach

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Die because I currently live in Florida.

>Tfw you'll never be a citizen of the proud nation of Laramidia.

I surer as fuck wouldn't post about it on a politics forum.

>not realizing about a mega earthquake could send to the ocean the parts were western interior seaway was

>be american
> see that
>clap
>get shot
>?????
>profit

Inshallah, my prayers have finally been answered.

Enjoy starving to death faggot.

feels bad man.

But the most cancerous part of New York is gone. You're basically North Pennsylvania now.

Rejoice, for the beach is nearer and many a nigger is dead.

Celebrate now that I'm not attached to Ontario.

I've always wondered how they had tobacco in Waterworld.

Oh, you Croats get flooded by global warming? What's are the Serbian embassies going to do with all the extra security equipment that they've had to buy over the years?

>Starve

Drown I guess. If not, move to east Island. Also, laugh at mexico.

The only correct answer.

>wake up
>the world now looks like this
what do?

Chill out at Arizona Bay

Be pissed that the rest of the state is still above water.

cuz your shitposts made that terrible direction for your country

THIS

i now have beach front property...

I would wonder how I got into orbit.

>NOAA
fake

If this is supposed to show the land areas that'll go underwater, then it's plenty of wrong already.

Scandinavia was buried in massive frozen mass in the ice age, the ground beneath was pressed deeper into the earth. So when the ice age ended, the ground has been rising ever since, it actually rises faster than the sea levels.

r u retarded?

>Immigrate to New Iceland
>Kill all Anglos and non-Northern Germanics
>Establish the Jarldom of New Iceland
>Pillage Cuckistanis and Dumbfuckistanis to my South
>Sink "refugee" ships sailing from Kangland and Cartelland
>Enlist actual refugees fleeing from Scandinavia

This, who cares about what kind of a world the mulatto slave class with inherit.

Begin a retrograde orbit, picking up speed until heat and friction of the atmosphere tears my body asunder

Advertizing... if you want a more inversive explanation, one shipping container full of tobacco product probably is already enough but usually theres more than one on a container ship. just pretend they found some.

Prepare helicopters

Being dead.

Lol @ ur life, buckeye az here

Colorado river basin is still intact
Californians will be fine, unfortunately

drown according to the map

I'm dead, thank god.

laugh as i watch the shitlibs get raped and beheaded by the cartels and laugh to death when all the beaners trying to get away from the cartels try to swim across our new moat drown or get eaten by sharks

fug :DDDDD

wonder why the alps are under water

Wonder why the fuck I'm in space?

because a mexican drew the pic

>"thanks you lord for bringing devine punishment upon these followers of satan bringing death and destruction"

This

>ukraine
literally who?

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>Cherry picking gypsies
Top kek
>56% white

>Beachfront property
>Texas, Florida, and the Bible Belt gone

everything went better than expected.

>56%
and rising, but im still white pic relates is me so i have no worrys
>cherry picking gypsies
thats a brown serbian not a gypsie you bigot