Brit/pol/ - Things Can Only Get Better Edition

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>Farage rules out 8th attempt to stand for parliament
archive.fo/ECGcg
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/20/nigel-farage-announces-will-not-stand-election-admits-tories/

>FT: Theresa May stands by pledge to keep cutting net migration
archive.fo/FX4hj

>Jeremy Corbyn vows to 'overturn the rigged system'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39649119

>EU Toughens Brexit Stance in Sign U.K. Vote Won't Alter Approach
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-20/eu-toughens-brexit-stance-in-sign-u-k-vote-won-t-alter-approach

>General Election is good for Brexit negotiations, says European Parliament President
news.sky.com/story/general-election-is-good-for-brexit-negotiations-says-european-parliament-president-10844115

>Hard Dose of Reality Hits Anti-Brexit Campaigners
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-19/may-s-election-set-to-dash-anti-brexit-camp-s-hopes-of-reversal

>Which target seats are the ones to watch in General Election 2017? How Theresa May builds a working majority of 80
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/target-seats-ones-watch-general-election-2017how-theresa-may/

>'Job done': UKIP defector and Brexit campaigner Douglas Carswell will not seek re-election in June
uk.businessinsider.com/ukip-defector-douglas-carswell-will-not-seek-re-election-in-june-2017-4

>The general election will be a vote on Scottish independence
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/general-election-will-vote-scottish-independence

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just lost another chunk of wisdom tooth lads

Honestly just going to vote Tory to watch these cunts meltdown on the 9th.

First for Mummy

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independent.co.uk/news/business/news/brexit-retail-sales-drop-march-a7694376.html

I thought you Brexiteers said that Brexit won't harm the economy?

That's not how its supposed to work user

>going to vote blue labour because it will annoy red labour and yellow labour

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DAILY POLITICS IN FIVE

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo

god bless mummy may

grandma maggie is proud

Reminder if a britbong posted this, it would be at least 1 year at Her Majesty's pleasure.

Got my ESA medical assessment rescheduled today. I was only in there for about 25 minutes and they sent me away with some other people because they were so behind.

Looks like my NEETbux is safe for a few more weeks.

>Conservative GAIN Kenton East (Harrow) from Labour.
Labour is fucked

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They're still colouring it in. Would have been done by now but an argument over which crayon was skin coloured nearly caused a party reshuffle.

Ported across from last thread because I thought it was fucking funny.

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DP on right now lads

Wow Kenton has quite a big Asian population. If labour cant win there they are truly fucked

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>conservative gain kenton east
when?

Waiting for the percentage breakdown and swings

youtube.com/watch?v=9oQ_tbf6j2A

Brit/pol/ is a UKIP general.

these are the sort of people who should be culled.

>38% turnout rate for 18-25

also why are all my reCAPTCHA's are of busses?
>google trying to stop the next stage of terrorism
>bus hijackings

>Shadow school minister
>Dropped out at 15
The state of Labour

Kek

Jesus christ.

>go on iplayer to watch daily politics
>accidentally click 'I don't have a TV license'
Think I'm fucked lads

>being old enough to remember the old job centre logo

Last night, counted this morning. It's a council by-election.
twitter.com/britainelects/status/855375538118119424

Kenton East (Harrow) result:
>CON: 52.3% (+15.3)
>LAB: 43.8% (-4.1)
>LDEM: 2.1% (+2.1)
>IND: 1.8% (+1.8)
This is in London by the way

C-continue to have a good day, A-Anglo-senpais. . .

DP right now, everytime they interview someone in France they give them that backdrop, they should really pick something more interesting.

Y E L L O W S U R G E

>Brit/pol/ is a UKIP general

Excuse me

it's a rather comical 70s type thing to do isn't it

oh he is in France, better put a pic of the eiffel tower behind him

Proper balls-up there m8, hide behind the sofa until the TV license lads give up searching for you

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo

Fucking barmy

BE MY BOYFRIEND POTATO-KUN

>council election

Its a matter of record now user

A Mosque might be more appropriate.

this attack won't make much difference for Le Pen because people that were going to be convinced already were by previous attacks

the french are too french to elect her, so she has no chance anyway

You mean to tell me he's actually not in Paris right now?!

Shooting in France = LePen win?

[accordion music intensifies]

Ireland please stop this shit

>this women calling Marine MUH EBIL FASCIST

It's important because Harrow east, the constituency it's in is a tory marginal.

>communists outside McDonald's

What degeneracy is this

Oh he probably is, but that backdrop is nicer than some random building that he is actually probably near.

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how did I do lads?

>once everyone had a fascist, they wouldn't want one

lmao do people actually think that politics works in this way

jesus the guardian man, the fucking guardian

FUCK OFF

>REEEEEEE muh fascists
>Melenchon isn't that left-wing

How fucking grim is Zoe Williams?

There's nothing left of one of mine, just the root. Gonna be a bastard to get out.

>Zoe Williams
Oh do fuck off

Depends. If it's her and Melenchon she can win
Frogs are ultimately pussies though so if it's her and a (((centrist))) she'll lose

This lisping bitch is retarded

three fucking women on daily politics?

capture the flag

Who is this Lefty cunt?

I still don't think it's enough for her to win the second round.

>Mayoral election booklet came in today
>Everything seems fine until I read which parties they represent
>Socialist Coalition, Get the Coppers off the Jury, Green Party and Women's Equality Party

This is going to be a hard decision, lads.

Seems the EU referendum result didn't slow the Tory advance at all.

Does yours work like this?

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>DUP that low
>SNP that high

Pretty bad 2bh

It's for the banter lad. A worthy cause. That's what we do on 4chinz. 4 teh lulz.

That was pretty funny lad.

Mummy May has the election in the middle of exams too. Few will be able to vote unless they're organised (unlikely).

Also it's during rammadan. Absolutely devilish behaviour desu.

>fighting terrorism is what ISIS want!

i dont got one of dem

This fucking bitch right now on DP, challenge her, LE PEN IS NOT A FASCIST

an incwease father!

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She's one of the Guardians top people:


Whether we have children or not we all want the future to be fairer and happier; and Zoe Williams believes that we need to make that happen collectively.

GET IT TOGETHER is a rousing call to arms for us all to play our part in creating a more equal society.

Zoe believes that it’s not enough to sit back and watch as our NHS slides away from us; as the young and low earners are forced out of London; as hundreds of thousands of people nationally drift into poverty; as education becomes increasingly divided and as the wealthiest five people in Britain earn more than the poorest 20%.

Zoe will address key questions including: has the NHS had its day; has an immigrant stolen your job; have you ever wondered why you can't afford a house; and who got us into this mess anyway? She will then offer up, in answer, a combination of fact, opinion and debate that will be as inspiring as it is important.

Zoe Williams brings together here all the arguments that occupy the current political landscape and shows us that on all levels, it’s lunacy to be anything other than left-wing unless you’re actually already an oligarch. She offers us the debate in a truly entertaining way - she’s pacey, conversational and funny. This is a road map for a better future that will be a major part of the debate in the run up to the election next May.

friendly reminder these women should all unironically be in the kitchen right now.

In May We Trust

Friendly reminder to filter foreskin australian

quality Aussie post

classic

>He's back

Why circumcised?

Jeeeeesus just look at Zoe Williams body language whilst she's getting scolded, literally shaking and fidgeting like a dog with their tail between their legs

>rejecting pluralism is FASCIST

She even claimed Le Pen was trying to centalise power in the presidency, when she has said nothing of the sort.

so Zoe Williams literally just said that she wants to end free speech for anyone she labels a fascist

that's pretty fascist of her

vote conservatibe if you cant vote ukip
vote conservative if you not in a concervative zone
vote ukip if you are in a conservative zone
vote ukip if you are in a ukip zone

>NW bristol is concervative

I-I want headpats from all Anglo-senpais. . . T-Thank you for the offer. . .
K-Konichiwa, A-Anglo-senpai. . .

lost it in a horrific diving accident

No.
No we fucking dont.

Who else is going to home school their kids if they get the chance?

>as the young and low earners are forced out of London;
I wonder what could cause this, surely not the 300k new people entring the country annually driving up house prices?

It's becoming clearer that a sizeable chunk of the In vote was just people scared of the negative economic effects rather than actual Europhiles

I reckon if referendum was done today it would be 60% Leave at least

Explain.

This dude looks a bit like Graham Norton.

Corbyn talking about class sizes instead of class warfare

labour are not left wing enough to get elected desu

STEFAN MOLYNEUX: What Pisses Me Off About The Paris Terrorist Attack
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>STEFAN MOLYNEUX: What Pisses Me Off About The Paris Terrorist Attack
youtube.com/watch?v=GGawHrbGjOw

STEFAN MOLYNEUX: What Pisses Me Off About The Paris Terrorist Attack
youtube.com/watch?v=GGawHrbGjOw

>STEFAN MOLYNEUX: What Pisses Me Off About The Paris Terrorist Attack
youtube.com/watch?v=GGawHrbGjOw

>LE PEN IS NOT A FASCIST

Even the tory party and Moggsy labled her that though, albeit calling her "far right" and "worrying"

Dont you have to have sex first?

UNIVERSITY KEKS!

Please angry react to this cuck page's profile pic - owner has just reuploaded for the fourth time and is triggered BEYOND BELIEF!

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>be me
>rock diving
>land on sharpish rock
>goes straight through shaft
>dick shatters
was in operable, lost forever
F

How many seats are Ukip going for?

>tfw Rightly So takes off the mask attached to his helium tank long enough to make a post.