Real alcoholics get in here

>93 kid
>haven't done much
>parents never finished high school
>they think any tertiary education is a scam
>student loan is slavery for life
>tell me everything is pointless
>do nothing
>live day by day in a flat
>drink

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you're a fag, op

I am still drunk from last night but I am going to class and then work.

Try functional alcoholism.

are you cute

you dont know what functioning alchodickhol is shit fuck

yeah baby

Man I don't miss that

ur a cunt m9

people like you should die out, but unfortunately welfare keeps you alive

post benis

I fucked a dog once. What's ur mum's name again?

yeah hangovers are the fucking worst

30 college grad, didn't start drinking until I was 21. Been downhill ever since. A.A. Is for people that can believe in an invisible force is more powerful for them. I'm just tired at this point and don't have anything going for me not do I try to change that.

Take this shit to /r9k/

hahaha it does tho, ive lived 5 years on it a fucking wreck.not homeless tho. got free healthcare. free money. just no future

Real alcoholics dont get hungover

Yeah, hopefully I grow out of it. Seems like all my friends drink though, its hard to be social without it.

>free
remove yourself

smoke some crack instead my nigger

>wants to save the white race

>didnt start drinking till i was 21
stay home

they keep drinking

You're a retard.

They do. They just wake up to a glass of booze and a splash of water so it only lasts a half-hour

Worthless.
I am a "real alcoholic" and work a 40 hr week busting my ass

why baby?

Sort yourself out

my alcoholic days are past, I'm down to around one or two drinks a day and maybe two real drunk nights a week.

using alcohol to help me fuck women and make the most of my youth, i.e. its intended purpose

You don't tend to grow out of addiction. Your body might ass fuck you if you just stop. Read about DT's. It can kill you if you stop cold turkey depending on usage. Consult your doctor so you don't have to experience it. Because it is fucking miserable.

yeah they feel worse than just hungover if they don't drink
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rather not, even tho P is more accessible than weed here. booze is legal

>>student loan is slavery for life
Yeah but if you live in a decent country you can pay it off without interest

i try :(

Thats called withdrawl not a hangover you stupid fuck

my body aint fucked me yet, just hangovers, whats the worse that could happen drinking everyday if you have money to support?

>Try functional alcoholism
No such thing. You're most likely a bad student and shit worker, you just don't realize it.

wtf is withdraw tho

>is an alcoholic
>doesn't know what withdrawl is

Heart disease
Cardiomyopathy
Wet brain
Gallbladder disease
Diabetes
Pancreatic cancer
Cancer in general.
High blood pressure

>look mom I wrote a blog on facebook
>I love it because I can confess to being a sack of shit with no real world implications

This isn't facebook or your personal blog, please kill yourself.

inb4

>omg ur mean, we love op, we care

Think I'm spiralling towards this.
Used to wait until after work to drink myself into oblivion. Now on my days off, I'm drinking in the day too. Just noticing little steps, y'know? Used to smoke weed to take the edge off anxiety, but drinking seems much worse.

nope dont, what does it feel like?
i drink alot give me something shit head
prepare me for whats to come

This. If you haven't had a seizure from lack of alcohol, you aren't a real drunk.

Quiet leaf.

keep it a home thing
trust me

How is this politics?

> Be me.
> See Robin Sparkles crying.
> Click on image to see how I can comfort her.
> Witness filename.
> Triggered
"Therefore" is one word you piece of shit.

try being me
too poor even to afford to get drunk.
I smoke weed instead.

u must be new here

No I am not sadly, reddit really turned this place into a shithole.

What do you want, why did you make this thread?

>I dunno you guise are my friends XD

>blaming your parents

your not much better than the average nigger m8

It's the same thing you dumb bastard

Alcohol is degenerate. Stop it and sort yourself out.

This. Government education is so bad that it just sells alcohol danger as "liver cirrhosis" when that really only happens in bad cases and even then they also inform everyone how remarkably the liver heals.

They need to stop shooting themselves in the foot like spastics and teach all the other health effects like small brain and early onset dementia.

I've been shaky and in a bad mood when in withdrawal before but never anything close to that guy's psychological reaction. I wonder to what extent it's involuntary...

>Now on my days off, I'm drinking in the day too
That's a huge danger sign.

know some being that drink
become a acquaintance
go to house
sneak around
find their stash
drink their shit
repeat and repeat
uninvited and be stealth

>A hangover is the same as withdrawl
nah

>30
>good job with benefits and retirement
>live way below my means because I'm a simple dude
>only buy scotch that's aged 12+ years
>literally living the life because of college

I'm sat here with a bottle of Jameson browsing Sup Forums by myself. Good way to spend a Friday night. Feels good man

Just smoke weed instead. Its more fun and you can stay more functional.

tell me more

just stop drinking for a day, you'll find out

>Burger education

The reason you get a hangover is because alcohol is a diuretic. You can mitigate the majority of the effects of a hangover by drinking tonnes of water while you get drunk

>A.A. Is for people that can believe in an invisible force is more powerful for them.

AA does not compel members to believe anything. Attend meetings, listen, take what you need and ignore anything that doesn't work for you.

Source: Continuously clean and sober and AA member since summer of '95.

Much like anywhere there's a lot of cunts there but there are some real solid people who can help you. Once your drinking has taken on a life of its own you're in for a rough ride.

>too poor even to afford to get drunk.
There's no human being on earth who can afford to eat and can't also afford cheap wine.

>extremely high achieving father
>could never reach his levels so don't even try
>drink and stare at the wall all day.

Now he is gonna cut my money off...

The source of many black outs for me.

>tfw don't have a qt tall gf with nice legs who is an alcoholic

I knew it. I knew that when I clicked this thread it was going to be kiwis

prob because I am also 6 beers deep into my evening.

leaf is right

no one cares about your first world problems. You are a weak degenerate who cannot handle his base impulses.

kindly pic related

AA drop out, didn't need anyone to hold my hand to stay sober. It works for some people, it just wasn't for me.

i use to sell and live off it, but i consumed more than i could sell. then i quit coz i couldnt keep up with demand. had to stop, after a month had a major psychosis
now i drink
never smoked again

...

>25 years old

Shut the fuck up kid

Kill yourself

Must be nice, faggot

>95
>born in the worst country
>depression since childhood
>drinking all day every day at home
>will drink until one day I finally die
>tfw just fucked everything up with a girl like this
This is why I drink

93 fag here as well, former neet, studying medicine, drink once a month tops. just stop browsing Sup Forums until you get your life back on track

liver disease is increasing in America. but so is every other disease. Alcohol fucks your entire body. It is like the swimming of drugs.

get off your chair and pour the poison down the drain RIGHT NOW before you change your mind

Yeah but nobody will ever say shit about it because "muh culture"

>studying medicine
>on pol
>drink once a month
we cant be friends

who gives a fuck u burger

I was an alcoholic... Then I got a goal. I don't drink anymore.

Because, it was treading on my goal.

I don't think there's a better cure for day-to-day procrastination and addiction than a goal.

what's your goal?

currently in rehab, about to graduate from it with 3 months sobriety. im in my twenties too.

you need to go through detox if you really want a chance at stopping.

Yes, I agree it helps people I just can not get into it. I did the whole rehab thing and 90 in 90. The only thing that ever worked for me was Vivatrol shots. But my insurance decided they shouldn't pay for that anymore. I am a very stubborn person so AA just does not connect with me. Meetings make me want to drink even more.

>93 too
>very high upper class family
>huge house
>fathers always working
>moms always working
>live alone in a huge house, housekeeper visits almost everyday but she doesnt look after me
>no discipline, can do anything i want, nobody is watching me
>not interested in school
>do nothing after high school
>still do nothing
>parents look at me like something they dont want to have anything to do with
>apathy and emptiness
>drink

Enjoy your brain damage

Prepare for kek: Making vidya.

College in Murica is a legitimate scam. Here's my advice for you younguns. Ready to copy?

Stay out of debt.

That's it. We've inside the credit singularity where everything is getting weird. They should just let it all collapse, and it will but they're draaaaaaaaaaagging it out to happen as sloooooooooow as possible. Just stay away from debt and you win.

Don't worry about getting into the good school and getting the good job - all of that is going away. Just stay out of debt and live as much as you can on a cash basis.

Gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaal

>The reason you get a hangover is because alcohol is a diuretic
That is not the reason.

This is why spaniards drink less.

American lobbyists need to be rounded up and shot.

cool, are you in college or learning on your own?

>housekeeper
who the fuck has that?
are people fucking lazy?
like your mother?

what are you depressed about, Shlomo? ignore this if you don't feel like sharing

Too late buddy, same in Holland now. I'm 80k in. No wai out.

they were work a holics, from 8am to 8pm
apartment is 220squaremeteres.

Your rehab lets you have a phone? Or are you talking an outpatient

Congrats user.