Brit/pol/

>Thread theme
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>Farage rules out 8th attempt to stand for parliament
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telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/20/nigel-farage-announces-will-not-stand-election-admits-tories/

>FT: Theresa May stands by pledge to keep cutting net migration
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>Jeremy Corbyn vows to 'overturn the rigged system'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39649119

>EU Toughens Brexit Stance in Sign U.K. Vote Won't Alter Approach
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-20/eu-toughens-brexit-stance-in-sign-u-k-vote-won-t-alter-approach

>General Election is good for Brexit negotiations, says European Parliament President
news.sky.com/story/general-election-is-good-for-brexit-negotiations-says-european-parliament-president-10844115

>Hard Dose of Reality Hits Anti-Brexit Campaigners
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-19/may-s-election-set-to-dash-anti-brexit-camp-s-hopes-of-reversal

>Which target seats are the ones to watch in General Election 2017? How Theresa May builds a working majority of 80
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/target-seats-ones-watch-general-election-2017how-theresa-may/

>'Job done': UKIP defector and Brexit campaigner Douglas Carswell will not seek re-election in June
uk.businessinsider.com/ukip-defector-douglas-carswell-will-not-seek-re-election-in-june-2017-4

>The general election will be a vote on Scottish independence
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/general-election-will-vote-scottish-independence

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British 'culture'

Worth protecting?

Nay says I.

Her Maj desu

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not worth protecting but worth reforming, there is the building blocks to go back to the old days

Reminder to watch Springwatch - Japan Edition at half 8 tonight on BBC2

HannahUK is quintessentially british.

You're not a true brit until you've wanked to her.

Phwoar, I'd like to fuck the queen!

what a beauty!

With your disgusting little uncut commoner cock? no chance.

The whites are now black, it's a particular sort of Jamaican patois etc etc

you dont "fuck" the queen, You do your duty as an a loyal Subject and fufill her every wish.

For England James!

>tfw he keeps one of his dead dogs in his freezer

Delete this post

Not you again

Reminder: If you were born middle class or above, you are worthless and most probably a cunt.

If you were born poor, or working class, but you're now middle class? Well, you're alright.

Name one single person who was born middle class who isn't a cunt now.

Reminder that you're only allowed to post here if you own a foreskin

Better than Aussie culture? That produces such gems as drinking your own piss for a laugh.

the only royalty i want to bugger

Nige

NOT SO FAST EUROPEANS

Say that again you cunt, I fuckin dare you

I know my place....It is a place without space-ing

We have and will always be like this, it has been the Anglo way for hundreds of years.

I'd keep you in a freezer if you tragically died whilst in my care Rimmer

What?

Nope

A P O L O G I Z E

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Curious if any of you NEETs have done TEFL and gone off to South America or similar for a year?

My name is Geoff and I am a first time cottager.

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Have you ever shagged a Pole Brit/pol/?

Sad. Go get a proper fucking job you cunt.

>2017
>caring about class

Fuck off corbyn. Nobody cares.

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lost bowden speech

Y-you too senpai

I remember this show. Was it Monkeydust? This, mongrels and darkplace I felt for a bit only I'd seen.

Is Monkey Dust posting back with a vengeance?

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>tfw the heats died down on the Lion of Syria Bashar Al Assad yet again

He lives to fight another day, no more mentions of him.

>Nope
You sound like a cunt

Romanian a few times. Love them.

When will they learn how to use the bog lads?

an american just rang me to ask me about my order i made on a vape website

based yank

A pole or a Pole?

Neither either way. I wouldn't touch one with a ten foot-

Fuck off to

what's this arm movement all about, lads?

reminder to vote Conservative

>Not caring about class when living under a monarchy

If you're in England: vote Labour.
If you're in Scotland: vote SNP
If you're in Wales: vote Plaid
If you're in NI: vote Sinn Fein.

It's your only choice. The Tories are evil. Once they're done fucking you with Brexit, they'll come for the NHS. Remember Thatcher.

What you on mate? I've got a proper job. Probably on more than, you clown.
Doesn't change the fact that if you're born middle class you'll always be a worthless shell of a man/women.
You've never had an authentic thought in your life, have you? Waitrose cheese and wine ad infinitum

My cousin went to Thailand several years ago and chose to stay out there doing it. If I knew/could be bothered to learn a foreign language I'd do it too.

Got a place in the Royal Armoured Corps as a tank crewman in the royal tank regiment, lads.

Buzzing. Leaving for Pirbright in a couple months.

You are a cunt

I think you're meant to imagine an explosion behind him. Or maybe autistic flailing.

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Apparently Priti is the new Press Secretary lads

>they'll come for the NHS.
good

Do you serve pizza as well?

Dabbing or something. A nigger dance move. Don't fall for it.

>he thinks drinking piss is an aussy tradition

You've never been inside a squadron bar before, have you lad?

Labour are a fucking trainwreck.
SNP are just interested in going independent.
Not sure on Plaid and Sinn Fein though.

(((Hanukkah)))

Fuck off you treacherous abo cunt.

Go to America if you want to take a out a mortgage just for breaking your arm.

What?

Not once Theresa May's majority increases. She's going to have his head.

No, I'm defacing my ballot

Grats, if we're finding the Russians do your duty and defect.

what you doing tonight lads? I'm watching Riverdale and gonna eat a burger

I have. This talk of cute royalty made me want to wank to Anarietta.

Get a job lad

I have, When she started saying something in Polish during sex i had no idea what the fuck she was saying. put me off my stroke man.

>learning French so i can yell something out that she doesn't understand

I'd do 'er

Hopefully you get to spend time in Bovington, lovely place and the museum is good

nice one lad

The Tories are insane. How can you be comfortable with giving them such a huge majority? They'll fuck you over like they did in the 80s.

Sure

what's ironic is most of the poor are worthless and probably cunts

Pribright? Not Bovington?

With pissy flaps? gross

Most teachers of English I have met are complete cunts. I can only say that about the ones in Japan. I do have TEFL certificate but is irrelevant for me.

Meme magic British style!

ugh, good catch mate, thanks

I am really tempted to give it a go. I was under the impression you don't need to be bilingual to do all the programmes.

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I'm thinking of joining as a Tank Crewman as well. my 1.5 run time is fucking diablocical atm though.

Quick wipe down and she's good to go mate

>out drinking with the lads
>meet up with group of girls
>suddenly group pissing sesh for the girls
Never been so turned on in my life

>Go to America if you want to take a out a mortgage just for breaking your arm


>breaks arm
>forced to buy a house
pfahahaha that's almost worse than the americanon yesterday who just shoots at random trucks

Not going to lie that scene where she rips the bottom of her dress off is pretty great
Still not brit/pol/ fare though

>Not sure on Plaid
Plaid are potentially the worst party in the UK. The wet Remain flapping of the libdems combined with the policies of the greens and the MUH MILK MUH MINES of labour. They're utterly disgusting.

It was Peter Bone

All of those parties would fuck us over far, far worse. I won't vote Tory but I'd rather cut open my torso and pull out my innards than vote Labour.

Isn't it like 14mins now days? You can fucking walk that.

This is the britain that civic UKIP voters want

Cunts in what way?

The hardest part is getting started.

phase 1 is at pirbright phase 2'll be at bovington

What's your time? entry standard for selection is 13:15 and I got 13:10.

Snp are interested in lining their own pockets and the pockets of their EU masters, they couldn't care less about independence.

I'm not, but weighing up all the options, it's the lesser of many evils, I'd vote UKIP if they weren't so fucking disjointed.

kek

anyone used to find toads when you were a kid?

squirting is piss

Yeah I actually just looked and there's a teaching job in Japan that you don't need to know Japanese to do because the class is pure English. Learning Japanese for day to day life would be a problem I guess. Also need to get the £300 to do the course, but thanks for reminding me this exists.

They're a lot more fun than your average britslag imo. I also cucked her bf which was an added bonus