Jeb sighting

Getting eggs at the grocery store. Look to my left it's Jeb. Go to my car he is parked next to me.

thats nice to hear honey

>tfw he probably bought those tulips for his ugly little goblin of a wife
goddamn I can't help feeling sad for him

Did you shake his hand?

Why the fuck did you not talk to him?

Two bags filled to the brim with authentic guac and a dozen flowers

>jeb

Flip your picture faggot

its sad and weirdly endearing at the same time.

Poor ¡Jeb!

fpbp

>annoying someone who's minding his own business just because you've seen him on tv

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Slow and steady wins the race.

Some day he will be president and his mother will be so proud.

Jeb actually likes to talk to strangers because noone cares about him irl. He was walking around Boston and tried to give an autograph to some guy.

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GIVE HIM A HUG NOW HE NEEDS IT!!

lel

>two threads about being parked next to Jeb
>not realizing there's two cars parked on either side of Jeb's
This is why you shouldn't huff petrol

Do not take pity on the neo cons, look what they have done to the nation.

Nah

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potential

This one might be a little better.

What is ¡Jeb!™ picking up?

He's trying to stand up straight but can't. Low energy! Sad!

J E B

S U R G E

Guac of corse

>Jeb! driving some piece of shit Ford
>No pic of his face

I call guac green bullshit on this

This is Jeb "Please Clap" Bush we're talking about, here. Do you really think his ego is so massive that he insists on being chauffeured around in a Mulsanne or something?

he is the textbook definition of "low energy"

I love how this board is so naturally inclined to create memes

Nah swear it was him. Couldn't get one of his face. I knew he lived around here but have never seen him. Jeb and Derrick Jetter are in talks to buy the Marlins.

It's too late for you, Jehb.

We have the Galactigates now.

>yfw Sup Forums has been literally following him for close to two years now

holy shit politicians buy food?

>Dahnald i'm goin in!

>Jeb and Derrick Jetter are in talks to buy the Marlins.
kek

Jeb genuinely seems like a nice guy. Like the nice but boring bro that will have your back when you fall on hard times and let you stay in his house while his wife relentlessly nags him to death.

GREAT TASTE!

tillerson likes jasmine rice, doesn't he

Maybe it's just me but I'd assume that they have assistants/"people" to do that sort of thing for them...either that or they'd just send their fucking wife to the grocery store like goddamn lady you're a politicians wife do you really have such a busy schedule that you can't stop at the fucking Albertson's and pick up some eggs

He was speaking Spanish to all the cashiers.

>He was speaking Spanish to all the cashiers.
did he ask them "applaudir por favor"

Did you get him to sign your guak boule?

no bodyguards?

what the fuck

He looks like my grandpa in this pic.

I'M COMING FOR YA KIM!

>not annoying the man who's family is responsible for the shitshow we have now whenever given the chance

>implying he can afford bodyguards
You do realize he's more than likely in a shitton of debt after that presidential bid, right? Besides
>implying there's anyone who actually wants to take him out
>implying if he was abducted his family would pay the ransom
His retarded former-president brother, on the other hand, the one who plunged us into the shithole we're in now and paved the way for Obama to further fuck things up?

gb2r

Bullshit no way does Jeb! drive a Ford Fusion, gotta be a doppelgänger

I'd hit that

top kek

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