Get in here, fellow leafs.
Now that the Drumpf has involved himself in too many pressing international conflicts, stretching American military might thin, do you think we can finally invade and annex our little brothers to the south?
I believe most Americans would roll over and welcome the idea of becoming our 14th province/territory.
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The day of the reverse rake has come, global supremacy is ours! Bow beneath us filthy burger fats
just feign retardation when they go to war with china then impregnate all their women.
Would we even want to impregnate an American (((woman)))?
Probably not, but it will make them smarter.
I'm gonna tell the burgers what you cunts are up to.
Shut up or we will pump and dump your ugly hogs as well.
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take a hike ya hoser
Didn't your dad tell you nobody likes a dobber?
Punch yourself in the arm cunt.
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Where's peru?
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>ugly hogs
It's funny because Australian women are all fat, sweaty hambeasts
Don't you cunts have an abbo to rape or Custer's revenge to play.
Is this man too good to be true? I want to be free from this great cuckening
Canada should be part of Scotland desu
I'll be voting for him come May.
gotta wait till their they're spread right thin, then begin. There's no question that our soldiers are better, but still not good enough to fight Americans 10:1 - unless we take a page out of the Cuban Revolution's book.
I call america Canada's underpants
Already met this mad motherfucker.
Nigga wants to free the milk, booze and compete with Drumpfs tax plan
An absolute fucking MADMAN who can speak French and English both better than Joe Trudeau.
He's /ourleaf/
Greatest ally
Oh wow, he can speak English and French? OMG WOW
Maxime Bernier. Ya wow, a frog Queerbecer who talks a lot of shit he can't do.
Sounds like a real faggot desu. Queerbecers are whiny shit stains who only care about Queerbec. I'll never trust a frog in my life. Especially not after being anglo in Queerbec. Fuck those people.
The only other candidate with a shred of a chance is O'leary, whom can't even speak French...
Day of the emu when? These Aussies have gone too far, we need to remove their continent from our world maps.
>ITT: Faggot canadian betas smoke crack, drink and LARP about annexing USA cause they're cucked pussy faggot bitch boi losers with no balls.
Hey Queers, Americans don't want English Oppression. They made it pretty clear in 1776. You cucked faggot bitch bois in Canada, fought against Freedom in 1812.
You all can STFU and suck some Black British Cock. Faggots.
Delivery of tea here, where you do want it?
Fuck "French Canadians"
Fuck Queerbecois gutter talk
Fuck your meme candidates you moron
Fuck off O'Leary shill, mad Max is /ourguy/, so how can we support him?
O'Leary has absolutely no chance, he's from Boston anyways.
this entire thread needs to be raked
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Vote for him in the Conservative leadership election. You are a member of the conservative party aren't you?
>muh milk
get fucked trumpies
>'y-y-yes mr. president?'
>"call in the big guns"
>"we got a leaf problem"
Oh look Cucknadian, it's Laura Secord, the woman who walked 32km from occupied territory to rat out the Americans, cause she didn't want freedom. She's a stupid woman who needs to be told what to do.
Instead of being American, you're a cucked beta faggot loser in canada, with no rights.
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LEL
You think Americans, want to be Canadians??
LEL
Fucking retards.
THANKS LAURA YOU LOYALIST CUNT.
Spit on your dirty canadian grave you whore.
but trudeau is converting all your men into islamic loving trannies who sjw for breakfast
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UK really cares about Canada lately. So many leaf threads with
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Hey Peterson, ya faggot.
rare
truly the undisputed kings
didn't need that food im me mouth anyways
>inb4 Dad pls help
What's going on here then?
Dad is old and senile
O'Leary pls go
It's all part of the grand plan to annex London from you. Once we realize how much more progressive London is than us, we will be pro colonial rule again.
You see? Diversity is our strength.
>Suicidal trannies
>Convert them to radical islam
>???
>Profit
Just because I don't have my Empire anymore doesn't mean you can disrespect me like that you cheeky little scallywag.
Edmonton 0-7
I doubt we would ever have home-made terrorists, seeing as how all of our violent crimes are linked to the US.
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Ya ya, I'm a billionaire who wastes their time posting on Sup Forums to 13 y.o retards.
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4-3 last night. One win away from sending the minnows back to their kiddy pool
The leaf blowers shall blow us south, brothers
Ya ya, everything wrong in Canada, can be blamed on the USA eh??
Up here in Ca-NAH-DAH, we dindu nuffin. Wez gud peeplez.
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alright break it up faggots....
>I doubt we would ever have home-made terrorists
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RIP your leader.
The Burgers will annex you.
Hey leaf queers, have you seen the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms written by Pierre Elliot Trudeau in 1982?? 33 years ago?
It's MUCH different that the US Constitution and US Bill of Rights. Those are for Americans. Canada isn't America
Here's a link
laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/Const/page-15.html
First paragraph:
>1. The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms guarantees the rights and freedoms set out in it subject only to such reasonable limits prescribed by law as can be demonstrably justified in a free and democratic society.
Meaning, you're allowed to do, what we allow you to do, until we decide you're not allowed to do it anymore.
You literally have NO rights in Canada.
>Leafposting in 2017
2 games away from being eliminated
Ya if only...................
Drumpf kept all his promises but 1.
>pic related
#NotMyPresident
Good going Drumpf
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The Charter gives rights to minorities and criminals.
Yea but that would not happen these days, it's 2017 my dude.
Written in 1982 by Justins Dad.
American Bill of Rights, Constitution and Declaration of Independence written and signed in 1776
Ya, canada is so not a meme country that didn't exist 70 years ago..............
Besides "The War of 1812" and fighting for our cuckoldry to the British Crown, there's no history in Canada until
>Hur dur, we wuz soldiers in WW1 and WW2
We fought American Freedom to Suck Royal Cock for 200+ years!! Go CA-NAH-DAH!!!
HA! Take that Americans!!!
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(Gavin McInnis is a leaf. Look at his shit Mick Scot name. Gavin.....LEL who the fuck is called that? ever? McInnis. MICK, fucking micks.)
It's a can't miss. Good luck leafbros.
Let us flowers know if you need any help.
God save Canada.
God save the Canadians.
Godspeed Canada. I belive in you.
You know with this kind of petty infighting, good luck BTFOing the Yanks.
I thought you leafs had it, but this, shit like this is why OPs plan will never work.
Sort yourself out.
You anglos are seriously fucked in the head man. Seek mental health.
He's shitposting/baiting, ignore him.
kek I love you guys
>t. an undercover leaf
DAY OF THE TREADMILL SOON BURGERS!
You will BTFO the Yanks with chirping, the great Canadian pasttime for anyone that's played hockey above atoms.
Anerica has unironically been better for our people than Canada
>America is our largest trading partner
>Canada on the other hand has done nothing but force hordes of ch*nese on us and take our money
Hope you know the American (((revolution))) was pushed by the kikes
Vive le Québec libre, a fucking lys not a leaf ok
fuck Canada. most obnoxiously, insufferably smug cucks on the planet
>be canadian
>invade the US
>get raked by our mexicans
>big leaf piles as far as the eye can see
stop, I can only be so erect
>5 hours in Microsoft Paint
Burn the leafs to grill the burgers
there is plenty more land in canada for all your relatives, they dont need to invade us
Do you think the burgers will ever figure out that we are secretly leaking maple syrup into their water supply, so they die of the diabeetus?
>Meaning, you're allowed to do, what we allow you to do, until we decide you're not allowed to do it anymore.
>You literally have NO rights in Canada.
We don't need them as a trading partner if we control their resources