Brit/pol/

>Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=UwWfE4DAyao

>Farage rules out 8th attempt to stand for parliament
archive.fo/ECGcg
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/20/nigel-farage-announces-will-not-stand-election-admits-tories/

>FT: Theresa May stands by pledge to keep cutting net migration
archive.fo/FX4hj

>Jeremy Corbyn vows to 'overturn the rigged system'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39649119

>EU Toughens Brexit Stance in Sign U.K. Vote Won't Alter Approach
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-20/eu-toughens-brexit-stance-in-sign-u-k-vote-won-t-alter-approach

>General Election is good for Brexit negotiations, says European Parliament President
news.sky.com/story/general-election-is-good-for-brexit-negotiations-says-european-parliament-president-10844115

>Hard Dose of Reality Hits Anti-Brexit Campaigners
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-19/may-s-election-set-to-dash-anti-brexit-camp-s-hopes-of-reversal

>Which target seats are the ones to watch in General Election 2017? How Theresa May builds a working majority of 80
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/target-seats-ones-watch-general-election-2017how-theresa-may/

>'Job done': UKIP defector and Brexit campaigner Douglas Carswell will not seek re-election in June
uk.businessinsider.com/ukip-defector-douglas-carswell-will-not-seek-re-election-in-june-2017-4

>The general election will be a vote on Scottish independence
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/general-election-will-vote-scottish-independence

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First for dicks.

>Le Pen miracoursly wins

How does this affect our election? Nothing?

Reminder that there is no point using brit/pol/ anymore, now that it's been almost completely taken over by tripfags and frogposters

Just catching up on Daily Politics. The absolute state of Labour! Also noticed the Guardian writer calling Le Pen a fascist because she wants to stop an Islamic takeover. Where's the Neil when you need him.

Spooks the EU more. They'll be more extreme in the negotiations, taking a much harsher, or much more lenient position.

Reminder that anime has no place on Brit/pol/

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It wouldn't

We don't have an equivalent election

B-back to responsibilities I am afraid, Anglo-senpais, e-enjoy the rest of your afternoon. . .

What's Jeremy seen?

Reminder to report the roleplaying anime posters.

EU would be in trouble, helps us with brexit too as one of the big two left would be basically on our side.

CARRIED AWAY

BY A MOONLIGHT SHADOW

SHIRLEY FOR GOD SAKES YOU CAN'T BURN TIRES HERE IT'S NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY BABE

Avatarfaggotry is against the rules, I've told you before.

She literally claimed LePen was trying to become a dictator with nothing to back it up and wasn't challenged on it.

stop voting UKIP

the state of Venezuela

>He's leaving us already

GCHQ, this isn't illegal

>general Election
>SNP loose everything due to how fucking stupid they look
>scottish votes go to Labour again

calling it here

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those are obviously oppai lolis

Off to strangeways with you! And I hope mummy may never lets you out, freak!

Scottish unionists will defect to the tories now

Usual Guardian shite. Still watching it now but no ones yet mentioned immigration might be linked with class sizes going up. My blood pressure is continuing to rise every minute.

Not happening mate.

>Jeremy Corbyn vows to 'overturn the rigged system'

How can lefties say this with a straight face?
Yes, the system is rigged, but it's 100% rigged for them. Even Corbyn, a non-traditional lefty parasite, benefits from the rigged system.

The media is beyond biased; the entire civil service and public sector is infested with them; the education system is nothing more than a production line for brainwashed lefty drones; etc. The fact that you can still proudly call yourself a communist in 2017 is proof of this.

There's nothing more enraging and infuriating than watching lefties smugly try to twist reality in front of your very eyes.

b-bye for now

Things you wouldn't believe

youtube.com/watch?v=e80qhyovOnA

>mirror.co.uk/news/politics/faces-jeremy-corbyn-pulled-reading-10269582

Diarrheaanon here.

Just had a big squirt and feeling a bit better.

Makes sense why I've been so thirsty today.

Rate my future business ventures
>Use my carpentery skills to create/renovate "eco-homes", like houseboats and tiny shed-houses that are becoming popular; just stick solar panels on the roof and make them cosy

>Move to France (cheap land) and buy derelict stone buildings

S-sayonara, Anglo-senpai. . .

Get some Lucozade down your neck, lad.

we shall see

nuh uh

>selling cucksheds to EUcucks after we leave
BEADY

Think the cuck shed idea is better, buying property in France is very bureaucratic and the French are a complete pain.

Who going to miss Jeremy here?

I just hope he's done enough damage and that Labour spirals into more infighting between the Blairites and the hard-leftists.

I can't see Chuka being elected leader at this rate, there are too many thick skulled socialists.

Labour going on about class sizes is fucking infuriating.
>The party said 40,000 primary age children were taught in classes of 36 or more in England in 2016, blaming "broken promises" by the government.
WHICH ONES SPECIFICALLY, JEZZA? IS IT THE ONE WHERE THEY LET UNTOLD NUMBERS OF PEOPLE IN FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE? COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE IT? WHAT'S YOUR STANCE ON THAT, JUST BY-THE-BY, JEREMY?

>And that Kids is how I crashed this party with no survivors

Reminder that this was a remain area and Labour are fucked.

All the diehard indy people will never go back and the unionists are rallying around the tories in Scotland because of smart leadership from Ruth Davidson in supporting the union strongly.

>not holidaying in Europe

Poorfag

Go international and make the Cuck-Shed™ a household name in all of the West. I'd recommend basing it in Sweden and applying for a special tax break with their government to supply housing for the Somalian bulls.

Momentum have infiltrated the membership so hard they'll just elect McDonnel or something next.

What's even worse is when you see Corbyn's (((policies))) in Facebook posts. Most comments saying how stupid they are have the most likes, but then you get hoards of brainwashed leftist filth saying its all 'Tory propaganda' and unironically believing that the solution to where the money will come from for his meme policies is to tax the rich even more, who already pay the most income tax anyway.

And don't even get me started on the £10 minimum wage meme. These people are all complete economic illiterates and nothing you tell them will change their minds. It's absolutely baffling how strong the brainwashing is, so strong that they believe others are brainwashed.

with the party electoral system, the membership is riddled with Corbynites, they won't elect a blairite, it'll be Dianne Abbott tier thats elected

>Implying that he's going to leave

Even if the Blairite scum force yet another leadership contest, he'd win it handily.

Go be faggots over there instead

I will keep posting this until you guys understand that a bunch of 60-year-old crusty fucks in London are dictating what your children can watch and can't watch.

As long as Labour continues alienating anyone who's not a middle-class suburbanite tosser it's going to be one hard socialist after another. Hopefully the next one brings some danker memes.

I thought they were going to change it so MPs picked the leader in the end.

How does Brit/pol/ get out of bed in the morning?

I've told you before user, that isn't a kids show.

Just finishing watching the interview. Not one mention of mass immigration. I give up. England is finished.

>The media is beyond biased

Well no shit the mirror or at times the BBC suck on labour tit.

but the Sun, telegraph or mail do just the same with the tories, we've had months of Saint Theresa being the only viable option from them while they misquote Corbachev or UKIP.

The only outliers are probably the express that sometimes say nice things about Farage or the Guardian that have switched in recent years from sucking labour off into sucking the lib dems.

The bias is pretty obvious all round

How does it feel knowing you missed out of the biggest gold rush of all time that is the internet/tech company bubble?
How does it feel knowing you will likely miss out on the space exploration gold rush and never be a space cowboy?

You sound like my dad

>passed uncut
I kind of agree with your point, m8, but that's probably not a great example

By removing the covers and moving my legs out of the bed

Why the fuck would labour criticise immigration when its the only reason they have votes?

That's a show watched by young teenagers in Japan? Yet over here only young people are deemed suitable to watch it?

I thought Theresa "Global Britain™" May said cultural differences should be celebrated and not demonised?

Fuck, all these years and that's how?

I think the SNP will lose a few desu.

The national ruling executive tried and failed I think?
Honestly Millipede's worst fuck up was changing the voting system they had before (1/3rd members, 1/3rd MPs, 1/3rd unions) to this one. They're gonna get that nig nog woman who screeched US tier identity politics at Corbyn's speech yesterday next or something. Or Diane.

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Tfw you wake up from an epic dream with QT

>1066

I hope to see them splinter, the labour party sink and die with some fresh opposition turn up to face the Tories by 2022

While all the middle class leftist filth unironically believe that he can win and that his policies are any semblance of good, everyone with a brain between their ears realises the fundamental problem with everything he's proposing is money, and 'taxing the rich more' won't work and isn't an answer to that question.

I dunno, it just happens eventually

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>complaining about not being able to see cartoon boobs

I can smell your duvet from here, you disgusting NEET fuck.

It's that simple user, it took me a while to figure it out myself so don't feel too bad about it.

>Diane Abbot tier
T-there's more where that came from?I agree with you. I wish that thing would let you select individual seats as well

It's a haremshit LN meant for 15 year olds and up. It's like the ideal rating for it.
What was bullshit is them cutting a minute out of paranoia agent because the wouldn't even give it an 18 rating with that minute in it.
This scene specifically
youtube.com/watch?v=du9Azrbpfp8

I know Labour wont but I was hoping JoCo or the conservative guest would mention it. Not a squeak. Just got to the bit when the Labour MP says the Tories are xenophobic. I bloody wish.

>giving money to foreign countries when you could be supporting hard working countrymen in the counties by visiting the landscape

my dogs wake me up

happened last night.

>like that Jeremy corbyn isn't a wanker
>dislike socialism
>don't really like the way conservatives operate

Who the fuck do I vote for? I'm stressed out about it. I'm not wasting my vote on some shoddy twats like the Green Party. Is UKIP viable?

He's just shocked there are actually 3 white children left in London.

What did you guys think about Naked Attraction?

Yeah unfortunately that map only does a national uniform swing and so can't take into account the collapse of labour and surge of the tories in Scotland.

Been looking at the UK's national deficit and debt. How the hell can we balance the books and sort get a surplus, and eventually pay off the debt?
>Cut bennies (Social aid spending is £240bn)
>Cut foreign aid (Currently about £14-15bn)
>Possibly privitisation of the NHS, at least partially (Healthcare is about £100bn)
Aside from that I suppose promoting business to increase money received through taxes? More business tax as well as income tax.
But how do you promote more business? Especially stuff like manufacturing which is dying over here. I feel like we rely too heavily on income from the London finance stuff.

I'll take that into consideration, just saw a 15 bedroom chateau for 80k but it needed renovating using heritage skills (which I have) because it's listed. So I could do It mainly myself (my brother in laws are a plumber & a spark) & turn it into a hotel.
Might have to get a french qt to help with bureaucracy. In the UK there always seems to be bursaries for listed building conservation efforts.

Might make them for refugees (there's gonna be a lot more in future) & get government grants to help. They'll be self-sustainable, environmentally friendly and mobile (so they can go on tour to bourgeoisie areas)

I have a full-time job at the harbour you fud.

You can't stop me and my dream of hunting down space niggers

You got long balls, Jeremy.

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at this point you should ignore the party BS and look into what your local MP's offer you

Reminder that Labour will not be a significant force in British politics by the end of the 2020s

Reminder that its fate was sealed in the late 1980s when it wedded itself to eurofederalism

Reminder that the Blair years did not represent the rise of New Labour but rather the overdue death of Old Labour

Reminder that the final viral infection was the fault of Milliband's £3 membership scheme

Reminder that Corbyn continues not because he believes he can win or because he believes the party can be saved, but because he knows its collapse is inevitable and sees its final days as an opportunity to build a new, young base of educated millennial trots for whatever trade unionist party grows from its ashes

Their mental gymnastics truly are spectacular.

>Hate speech is violence!
>Violently attacking a right wing rally with knives, explosives, bottles and bricks is totally fine!

I'm not just talking about party politics. I'm talking about ideology in general. Even the DM and the Sun subscribe to some lefty views (they're very pro-gay and fairly pro-immigrant), despite shilling for the Tories. The Tories are not a right wing party.

Small willy?

regardless of them being white, yellow, black, etc, if they are there then they are all brits and they deserve the respect shown to other native born brits

That said, you can take your racist rhetoric and leave Britain and nobody would miss you.

The "labour is finished forever" meme is really not true.
In 97 people were saying the Tories would never recover.

How's Gordon?

Sounds like a real man, has he got a business card? We can be partners.
Land owning and land-lording is an easy business, you just need some capital to get started.

They had to wait 13 fucking years to get back into No.10 though.

ARGHUGHH MY ARSE IS ABSOLUTELY RED RAW I CAN'T WIPE IT HURTS TO MUCH ARGHH

Who can't wait for the lefty tears when they get BTFO yet again? All their brexit regret memes will fall apart

Depends where you live and whether you want Brexit to actually happen.

Cut foreign aid to zero for a start. Why the fuck are we paying for worthless niggers to build shopping malls in their countries and for warlords to buy AK47s? Leave that to the arms dealers, they're doing the rest of the world a huge favour.

Another thing to do would be to start producing things in the UK again and not importing it because it's supposedly cheaper to exploit third-world labour. Should follow Trump's example of making companies move back to the UK and punishing those who don't comply.