>yfw you successfully purge Bowden from the party to consolidate your power causing him so much distress he dies of a heart attack then collapse into irrelevance after completely flopping in the 2010 election
DROPPED like a fucking ROCK. And there were idiots here thinking the tories were swinging to the right. This is a perfect example of what voters they're going for in this election. Most of their MPs will be lefty shits. You've been warned.
Jace Long
why was there so much fucking graffiti I went there to visit my uncle and was shocked t. 30% black 70% wigger area of london
Kayden Phillips
Based Moortown reporting in
Jonathan Brooks
We have a Hong Kong Chinese guy I think for the Tories.
Nicholas King
Sounds like you went to Hyde Park. Student area.
Hunter Parker
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Christian Bell
Why do norn iron grills have to have the best accents but be so scummy lads?
Adam Mitchell
this is the only likely map
Nathan Rivera
JEREMY IS OUR FUCKING GUY.
If you vote Tory, you're literally contributing to the country's death of human rights and helping it head towards a Tory-run totalitarian state.
If you vote Labour, ala Jerermy Corbyn, you're part of the soloution to the problems plaguing us.
Jeremy is the good guy trying to help the poor, the Tories are the rich fucks laughing as you struggle to pay your stupidly high taxes.
Jeremy is speaking with the IRA because he wants to make nice and get them to stop being cunts. If fighting them doesn't work, why shouldn't talking with them be allowed?
If that's what you want then you must be a rich fuck that hates the poor, and I wish you would be bankrupt and see what we struggle with.
That's not Tory logic, that's just simple fact. It's almost like having people coming into the country makes money. HMMM.
Nathan Smith
no it wasn't arty graffiti just shitty tags evereywhere
Cooper Murphy
who's this thicco
Nathan Morales
Lads what's the best way to convince my gf that the guardian is an untrustworthy pile of dogshite?
Videos ideally but anything I can share with her is great too.
Don't overestimate how many stinking gooks are actually in our country.
Samuel Smith
>If that's what you want then you must be a rich fuck that hates the poor, and I wish you would be bankrupt and see what we struggle with. I work in a McDonalds.
Thomas Robinson
I live in the constituency next door to Diane Abbots and I keep seeing her in the local Tesco. She always looks confused.
Colton Reyes
*nudge* *nudge *nudge* that annoyed the fuck out me. Spent a lot time playing that uno game with my friends
Michael James
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David Hernandez
only 4% of brits think jezza will win. then again it's the bbc that did the poll and we know how accuratte they are...
Luis Nguyen
Good times :)
Brayden Bailey
no but today i saw a video filmed in dewsbury and it's riddled with sandniggers, completely overrun with the dirty bastards
Gabriel Miller
NITR-073
Wyatt Wilson
is there any worse MP than her?
Josiah Turner
>stinking gooks
made me chuckle
Nathan James
>Implying gooks aren't the master race minority
Give me hot and wet Chinese girls over paki curry women anyday
Luke Rogers
Anyone else watch Daily Politics today?
>tfw Laura Perrins will never talk dirty to you during sexy time
Thomas Thompson
It's unsaveable some of those areas are worse than Bradford
Tyler Martin
reminder that a vote for Scottish Conservative is a vote to have your precious brexit watered down by jockistani cucks
Gabriel Bennett
>t. Momentum shill
Brayden Nguyen
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Hudson Gomez
i'm unironically listening to dream theater
Jonathan King
David Lammy.
At least she has some entertainment value.
Juan Turner
at least pakis and nigs speak English most of the time. They just shout there horrible tonal language down the phone behind me on the bus
Michael Perez
Literally not a single party up here deserves my vote...SDA never really got started so we are fucked.
Dominic Foster
>Socialists >Against stupidly high taxes
Jack Wright
>tfw you're old enough to remember using Netbus to break into people's computers after sending them files on ICQ
Tyler Price
You know it's not a binary choice of one or the other? We could just put both in the bin, unless you're one of those self-loathing emasculated yellow-fever gimps?
Juan Foster
>tfw you will never be a political party shill, paid to shitpost in Brit/pol/ >tfw you will never be the GCHQ agent assigned to monitor Brit/pol/ and subsequently get paid to shitpost in Brit/pol/
Andrew Brooks
Have you ever been with a gook girl? Like taming an oriental dragon. Get better taste
Aaron King
at least he was semi-based when balmed the riots on nig culture. Better than Diane "mao did more good than harm" abbot
Robert Rodriguez
I used Sub7
Owen Peterson
As a half-blind and mobility impaired dude, I really fucking struggle with my daily life. But I still try to find work, even though each job I've been in has kicked me out, I'm still not trying to be on JSA.
I get DLA, or PIP now as the Tory cunts who hate disabled people like me want to reduce how much money I get, but that's getting even further cut down because they think I'm useless.
Labour under Jeremy would be great, he wants top help fuckers like me, while the Tories want me to just die.
Why would anyone here vote for the Tory scum?
Of course, voting in Jeremy will make everyone poor!!! Congrats on believing Tory lies, mate.
Then why in the ever-loving fuck do you think the Tories give a shit about you? You're someone they hate, you're a poor slave to them, you don't deserve rights or money.
Wyatt Miller
>Not having yellow fever
Literally cucked to the jew m8. Our girls are disgusting trash with no self respect and thick as pig shit. Chinks are the future my friend
Jacob Bailey
Lads, how do I dress like a proper upstanding member of British society in his early 20s?
Nicholas Green
that's all niggers are good for, video game workhorses
Oliver Watson
There is nothing that Jeremy Corbyn could ever say to get me to vote for him.I would rather shove the ballot paper up my own arse than give him my vote.
Ethan Sanders
>advocating miscegenation >not cucked
Pick one lad
Alexander Bailey
>Aggression 20 >Intelligence 10
Ryan Murphy
>>tfw you will never be the GCHQ agent assigned to monitor Brit/pol/ and subsequently get paid to shitpost in Brit/pol/ I wonder what the salary is? I'd love to have that on my cv.
Camden Cox
>chinksignoringthatrunoverchild.webm
Hunter Baker
Well firstly my life has only been getting better under Tory government, secondly they are promising the better vision for this country.
Jack Ramirez
what's worse than waking up after a night out and seeing you phoned and messaged almost everyone on your contacts list ?
Brody Johnson
Nah, you must just be repulsive or devoid of basic style or something. The only people I've ever seen who debase themselves enough to get a chinky gf are fat, balding nu-males with glasses and poor personal hygiene, often with mummy issues and open /r9k/-tier disdain for girls high above their league for not giving them attention. Sort yourself out lad.
Joseph Hall
"I'm gonna gas them bourgeoisie jews"
Jose Martin
Not much aside shaft cancer
Liam Perry
But why? Why are the Tories or UKIP so much better than a guy that doesn't want nuclear weapons or a war in Syria, the guy that actively wants to help out those that cannot actually function without help?
And that vision is?
Oliver Taylor
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Grayson White
Sorry dude. You are meant to die
World is for the able. Not the disabled.
Daniel Davis
>Theresa May, David Davis, Michael Gove, Sajid Javid, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg
Why are Conservative MP's so based?
Vs.
>Diane Abbot, Chuka Spear and Jeremy Corbyn, Sadiq "ISILondon" Khan", Tony Benn's embarrassment of a son"
Kek
Luis Richardson
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Landon Flores
A sovereign Britain. I don't want to be the generation who sold our country out.
Eli Lopez
Not sure if it would translate across, but afaik I think MI5 (or might have been MI6, can't remember) grad salary as a data analyst is about 30k
Gavin Phillips
is anyone else subtly glad that birth rates are declining because they're absolutely terrified of the implications of ageing? at some point "manchild" isn't going to cut it anymore and i'm going to have the body of a 40 year old and looks to match. even hanging around 20 year olds would be creepy as fuck.
if the average age distribution keeps creeping up, this hopefully won't be a problem and i can just hang around other 40 year old manchildren.
it's already happening, i'm only in my 20s and already i feel like shit because i know half of this site is underage.
Ethan Long
No one is seriously retarded enough to vote labor, are they?
Juan Cruz
>tfw you can never go back to those days
Cameron Russell
>the only attractive Asian is half white really noggins my by joggins
>Graduate salaries in national security: GCHQ, MI5, MI6 and the MOD/DESG
>Starting salaries for graduates at GCHQ vary from role to role and range from around £17,000 to £35,000, depending on skills and experience. Graduates joining the future leaders programme will be paid a starting salary of £30,911.
>Salaries at MI5 vary considerably depending upon the specific role. At the moment these include:
>£28,821 for graduates on the intelligence officer development programme, rising to £35,866 for those who perform exceptionally well in the recruitment process
>£28,821 for graduates on the intelligence and data analyst development programme
>£31,605 for the technology graduate development programme
>Depending upon the role, graduates recruited by MI6 could expect to earn £25,000–£30,000 to start with, with starting pay for language specialists in Arabic, Russian and Mandarin Chinese all falling in this range.
Liam Anderson
Only anonymongs would vote for anything other than Labour.
Jose Wright
>Implying jez isn't /ourguy/
Aaron Miller
I might be disabled, but surely the fact I'm trying to be fucking useful to society counts for something, aye?
What in the fuck are you talking about, mate? We aren't our own country. Do you even realise how much we have sold off to other countries under Tory rule? Thatcher, the Locust Queen of Toryshit, sold off our industries and destroyed unions for the sake of a complacent workforce and a quick buck.
We are in the shit sorry state we're in BECAUSE of the Tories.
Caleb Thompson
Well we aren't right now because we are part of a confederacy with others.
Hunter Watson
Top Mogg
Jayden Harris
Ew
Cameron Harris
It's not lies its logic mate. Congrats on believing Socialist lies m8
Why does British Media insist on bullying this SocDem?
Connor Davis
The country would have collapsed if we hadn't sold off the industry. Thatcher had no choice.
Eli Nguyen
What is this shite?
James Edwards
cuase (((they)))) are scared
Blake Clark
Are you high? Are you retarded?
We aren't a part of any confederacy. What are you talking about?
Oh do fuck off you cunt. Us having our own industry is bad? Right, most countries don't produce their own shit because it would make them collapse, right?
Thatcher sold it off because it made us money to sell it to other countries, because that's what Tories care about. It's all they care about is making money at the expense of everyone else.
Jason Brown
Whats the future of trade jobs lads?
My uncle is a chippy (bench & joiner) & he's adamant that only the pre-fabrication part will be automated.
The same, I imagine, goes for electricians & plumbers, (maybe stone masons & roofers)
Is a trade a long career at this point? I believe repetitive jobs/middle managers and data analysts will all be replace by machines and algorithms.
I don't want to enter a career which will involve me sitting in front of a computer all day, only to be made redundant my a computer and then having no practical skills
Jeremiah Richardson
Did you ever work for Eastern Airlines?
(I'll explain in advance: They were a US airline that was going bankrupt, so they sold all their *profitable* routes to other airlines - because no airline's going to buy an unprofitable service off you - unsurprisingly this strategy of selling everything that made money and holding onto the deadwood wasn't particularly successful, and they collapsed. One of the things they sold was Eastern Shuttle, which became Trump Shuttle, which is why I know this.)
Alexander Sanders
Why doesn't he just drop the daft accent and revert to normal South Yorkshire? Would sound a lot better
Blake Taylor
MMT tbqh
Brayden Bailey
Id say 7 and 3.
Nicholas Myers
>being scared of a SocDem They don't change anything and are still pro-capitalism. They also advocate for unsustainable welfare states, just look at Venezuela.
It's not like Corbyn will reveal his Tankie power level or anything.
Eli Reed
I heard may doesn't want to do any tv debates, not a good sport. Too chickenshit.