Brit/pol/ - Blenheim Palace Edition

Today’s Articles: April 21st, 2017

>Queen celebrates 91st birthday
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-royals-queen-idUKKBN17N0K9

> FT: Theresa May says Tories will keep 0.7% overseas aid target
archive.fo/o13nu

> Len McCluskey re-elected as Unite general secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39670708

> Britain Is About to Have Its First Day Without Coal
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-21/u-k-heads-for-first-coal-free-day-since-industrial-revolution

>FT: Mixed benefits for a UK Tory election victory
archive.fo/QKHOe

> Revealed: The controversial Government plans shelved by the general election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/21/revealed-controversial-government-plans-shelved-general-election/

>FT: Theresa May loses two senior Downing St advisers in one week
archive.fo/RNmOV

> Who’ll win the fashion face-off? Ladies Day revellers at the Scottish Grand National
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4432522/Racegoers-arrive-Ladies-Day-Scottish-Grand-National.html

> Some Guardian Cringe: If we overreact to this attack on Paris then terrorism will ‘just never end’
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/21/overreact-paris-attack-terrorism-just-never-end

>UK general election 2017: Poll tracker and odds
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/uk-general-election-2017-poll-tracker-odds/

> General Election results and maps: Find out how your area voted in 2015
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-results-maps-find-area-voted-2015/

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anyone /leeds/ ere?

Wish I could vote for her

Well that's not very nice of 'Mummy' is it?

SocDem in the streets, Tankie in the sheets.

>yfw you successfully purge Bowden from the party to consolidate your power causing him so much distress he dies of a heart attack then collapse into irrelevance after completely flopping in the 2010 election

Prepare for Glory

>Warning from Venezuela - Do NOT Vote for Corbyn
youtube.com/watch?v=8d8Ijg_KAE4

how many "real" asian MP's do we have?

Rate out of likelihood

Anyone remember MSN chats?

>Theresa May will keep foreign aid

DROPPED like a fucking ROCK.
And there were idiots here thinking the tories were swinging to the right. This is a perfect example of what voters they're going for in this election. Most of their MPs will be lefty shits. You've been warned.

why was there so much fucking graffiti
I went there to visit my uncle and was shocked
t. 30% black 70% wigger area of london

Based Moortown reporting in

We have a Hong Kong Chinese guy I think for the Tories.

Sounds like you went to Hyde Park. Student area.

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Why do norn iron grills have to have the best accents but be so scummy lads?

this is the only likely map

JEREMY IS OUR FUCKING GUY.

If you vote Tory, you're literally contributing to the country's death of human rights and helping it head towards a Tory-run totalitarian state.

If you vote Labour, ala Jerermy Corbyn, you're part of the soloution to the problems plaguing us.

Jeremy is the good guy trying to help the poor, the Tories are the rich fucks laughing as you struggle to pay your stupidly high taxes.

Jeremy is speaking with the IRA because he wants to make nice and get them to stop being cunts. If fighting them doesn't work, why shouldn't talking with them be allowed?

If that's what you want then you must be a rich fuck that hates the poor, and I wish you would be bankrupt and see what we struggle with.

That's not Tory logic, that's just simple fact. It's almost like having people coming into the country makes money. HMMM.

no it wasn't arty graffiti just shitty tags evereywhere

who's this thicco

Lads what's the best way to convince my gf that the guardian is an untrustworthy pile of dogshite?

Videos ideally but anything I can share with her is great too.

> Help the poor by making everyone poor

Hmmm..

Just one I think, Remainer Tory cunt as well

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Mak_(politician)

Don't overestimate how many stinking gooks are actually in our country.

>If that's what you want then you must be a rich fuck that hates the poor, and I wish you would be bankrupt and see what we struggle with.
I work in a McDonalds.

I live in the constituency next door to Diane Abbots and I keep seeing her in the local Tesco. She always looks confused.

*nudge*
*nudge
*nudge*
that annoyed the fuck out me.
Spent a lot time playing that uno game with my friends

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only 4% of brits think jezza will win. then again it's the bbc that did the poll and we know how accuratte they are...

Good times :)

no but today i saw a video filmed in dewsbury and it's riddled with sandniggers, completely overrun with the dirty bastards

NITR-073

is there any worse MP than her?

>stinking gooks

made me chuckle

>Implying gooks aren't the master race minority

Give me hot and wet Chinese girls over paki curry women anyday

Anyone else watch Daily Politics today?

>tfw Laura Perrins will never talk dirty to you during sexy time

It's unsaveable some of those areas are worse than Bradford

reminder that a vote for Scottish Conservative is a vote to have your precious brexit watered down by jockistani cucks

>t. Momentum shill

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

i'm unironically listening to dream theater

David Lammy.

At least she has some entertainment value.

at least pakis and nigs speak English most of the time. They just shout there horrible tonal language down the phone behind me on the bus

Literally not a single party up here deserves my vote...SDA never really got started so we are fucked.

>Socialists
>Against stupidly high taxes

>tfw you're old enough to remember using Netbus to break into people's computers after sending them files on ICQ

You know it's not a binary choice of one or the other? We could just put both in the bin, unless you're one of those self-loathing emasculated yellow-fever gimps?

>tfw you will never be a political party shill, paid to shitpost in Brit/pol/
>tfw you will never be the GCHQ agent assigned to monitor Brit/pol/ and subsequently get paid to shitpost in Brit/pol/

Have you ever been with a gook girl? Like taming an oriental dragon. Get better taste

at least he was semi-based when balmed the riots on nig culture. Better than Diane "mao did more good than harm" abbot

I used Sub7

As a half-blind and mobility impaired dude, I really fucking struggle with my daily life. But I still try to find work, even though each job I've been in has kicked me out, I'm still not trying to be on JSA.

I get DLA, or PIP now as the Tory cunts who hate disabled people like me want to reduce how much money I get, but that's getting even further cut down because they think I'm useless.

Labour under Jeremy would be great, he wants top help fuckers like me, while the Tories want me to just die.

Why would anyone here vote for the Tory scum?

Of course, voting in Jeremy will make everyone poor!!! Congrats on believing Tory lies, mate.

Then why in the ever-loving fuck do you think the Tories give a shit about you? You're someone they hate, you're a poor slave to them, you don't deserve rights or money.

>Not having yellow fever

Literally cucked to the jew m8. Our girls are disgusting trash with no self respect and thick as pig shit. Chinks are the future my friend

Lads, how do I dress like a proper upstanding member of British society in his early 20s?

that's all niggers are good for, video game workhorses

There is nothing that Jeremy Corbyn could ever say to get me to vote for him.I would rather shove the ballot paper up my own arse than give him my vote.

>advocating miscegenation
>not cucked

Pick one lad

>Aggression 20
>Intelligence 10

>>tfw you will never be the GCHQ agent assigned to monitor Brit/pol/ and subsequently get paid to shitpost in Brit/pol/
I wonder what the salary is? I'd love to have that on my cv.

>chinksignoringthatrunoverchild.webm

Well firstly my life has only been getting better under Tory government, secondly they are promising the better vision for this country.

what's worse than waking up after a night out and seeing you phoned and messaged almost everyone on your contacts list ?

Nah, you must just be repulsive or devoid of basic style or something. The only people I've ever seen who debase themselves enough to get a chinky gf are fat, balding nu-males with glasses and poor personal hygiene, often with mummy issues and open /r9k/-tier disdain for girls high above their league for not giving them attention. Sort yourself out lad.

"I'm gonna gas them bourgeoisie jews"

Not much aside shaft cancer

But why? Why are the Tories or UKIP so much better than a guy that doesn't want nuclear weapons or a war in Syria, the guy that actively wants to help out those that cannot actually function without help?

And that vision is?

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Sorry dude. You are meant to die

World is for the able. Not the disabled.

>Theresa May, David Davis, Michael Gove, Sajid Javid, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg

Why are Conservative MP's so based?

Vs.

>Diane Abbot, Chuka Spear and Jeremy Corbyn, Sadiq "ISILondon" Khan", Tony Benn's embarrassment of a son"

Kek

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A sovereign Britain. I don't want to be the generation who sold our country out.

Not sure if it would translate across, but afaik I think MI5 (or might have been MI6, can't remember) grad salary as a data analyst is about 30k

is anyone else subtly glad that birth rates are declining because they're absolutely terrified of the implications of ageing?
at some point "manchild" isn't going to cut it anymore and i'm going to have the body of a 40 year old and looks to match. even hanging around 20 year olds would be creepy as fuck.

if the average age distribution keeps creeping up, this hopefully won't be a problem and i can just hang around other 40 year old manchildren.

it's already happening, i'm only in my 20s and already i feel like shit because i know half of this site is underage.

No one is seriously retarded enough to vote labor, are they?

>tfw you can never go back to those days

>the only attractive Asian is half white
really noggins my by joggins

targetjobs.co.uk/career-sectors/public-service-charity-and-social-work/advice/320127-what-starting-salary-should-a-graduate-in-the-public-sector-be-

>Graduate salaries in national security: GCHQ, MI5, MI6 and the MOD/DESG

>Starting salaries for graduates at GCHQ vary from role to role and range from around £17,000 to £35,000, depending on skills and experience. Graduates joining the future leaders programme will be paid a starting salary of £30,911.

>Salaries at MI5 vary considerably depending upon the specific role. At the moment these include:

>£28,821 for graduates on the intelligence officer development programme, rising to £35,866 for those who perform exceptionally well in the recruitment process

>£28,821 for graduates on the intelligence and data analyst development programme

>£31,605 for the technology graduate development programme

>Depending upon the role, graduates recruited by MI6 could expect to earn £25,000–£30,000 to start with, with starting pay for language specialists in Arabic, Russian and Mandarin Chinese all falling in this range.

Only anonymongs would vote for anything other than Labour.

>Implying jez isn't /ourguy/

I might be disabled, but surely the fact I'm trying to be fucking useful to society counts for something, aye?

What in the fuck are you talking about, mate? We aren't our own country. Do you even realise how much we have sold off to other countries under Tory rule? Thatcher, the Locust Queen of Toryshit, sold off our industries and destroyed unions for the sake of a complacent workforce and a quick buck.

We are in the shit sorry state we're in BECAUSE of the Tories.

Well we aren't right now because we are part of a confederacy with others.

Top Mogg

Ew

It's not lies its logic mate. Congrats on believing Socialist lies m8

youtube.com/watch?v=VKpfg8pWslE

PAUL JOSEPH WATSON FILLING IN FOR ALEX JONES

Why does British Media insist on bullying this SocDem?

The country would have collapsed if we hadn't sold off the industry. Thatcher had no choice.

What is this shite?

cuase (((they)))) are scared

Are you high? Are you retarded?

We aren't a part of any confederacy. What are you talking about?

Oh do fuck off you cunt. Us having our own industry is bad? Right, most countries don't produce their own shit because it would make them collapse, right?

Thatcher sold it off because it made us money to sell it to other countries, because that's what Tories care about. It's all they care about is making money at the expense of everyone else.

Whats the future of trade jobs lads?

My uncle is a chippy (bench & joiner) & he's adamant that only the pre-fabrication part will be automated.

The same, I imagine, goes for electricians & plumbers, (maybe stone masons & roofers)

Is a trade a long career at this point? I believe repetitive jobs/middle managers and data analysts will all be replace by machines and algorithms.

I don't want to enter a career which will involve me sitting in front of a computer all day, only to be made redundant my a computer and then having no practical skills

Did you ever work for Eastern Airlines?

(I'll explain in advance: They were a US airline that was going bankrupt, so they sold all their *profitable* routes to other airlines - because no airline's going to buy an unprofitable service off you - unsurprisingly this strategy of selling everything that made money and holding onto the deadwood wasn't particularly successful, and they collapsed. One of the things they sold was Eastern Shuttle, which became Trump Shuttle, which is why I know this.)

Why doesn't he just drop the daft accent and revert to normal South Yorkshire? Would sound a lot better

MMT tbqh

Id say 7 and 3.

>being scared of a SocDem
They don't change anything and are still pro-capitalism. They also advocate for unsustainable welfare states, just look at Venezuela.

It's not like Corbyn will reveal his Tankie power level or anything.

I heard may doesn't want to do any tv debates, not a good sport. Too chickenshit.