Brit/pol/ - Cheddar Gorge Edition

Today’s Articles: April 21st, 2017

>Queen celebrates 91st birthday
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-royals-queen-idUKKBN17N0K9

> FT: Theresa May says Tories will keep 0.7% overseas aid target
archive.fo/o13nu

> Len McCluskey re-elected as Unite general secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39670708

> Britain Is About to Have Its First Day Without Coal
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-21/u-k-heads-for-first-coal-free-day-since-industrial-revolution

>FT: Mixed benefits for a UK Tory election victory
archive.fo/QKHOe

> Revealed: The controversial Government plans shelved by the general election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/21/revealed-controversial-government-plans-shelved-general-election/

>FT: Theresa May loses two senior Downing St advisers in one week
archive.fo/RNmOV

> Who’ll win the fashion face-off? Ladies Day revellers at the Scottish Grand National
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4432522/Racegoers-arrive-Ladies-Day-Scottish-Grand-National.html

> Some Guardian Cringe: If we overreact to this attack on Paris then terrorism will ‘just never end’
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/21/overreact-paris-attack-terrorism-just-never-end

>UK general election 2017: Poll tracker and odds
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/uk-general-election-2017-poll-tracker-odds/

> General Election results and maps: Find out how your area voted in 2015
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-results-maps-find-area-voted-2015/

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>tfw still no YKTD

SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!!

3rd for THICC babes.

Is mummy May going to top 50% in the polls soon?

There has to be more to life than this.

Do you think she blows out candles like us normal folk? Or does she have someone do it for her?

Davros is THIS close to snapping.

Post something that will blow his lid off and exterminate Ronson.

First for Scotland

Who /veralynn/ here?

Based Davros

I would think household staff would extinguish the candles, probably using candle snuffers.

>that ex-army engineer user who posted his afghanistan and diamond jubilee medal fucking bought them from ebay

fucking KEK that's some next level degeneracy

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I'm a little terrified of Mummy May, she'll probably arrest all of us for committing thought crime lads

Fuck. Here's the link.

>youtu.be/HsM_VmN6ytk

just spent the day there lol, those mountain goats roaming around were a surprise thou

>tiddies

I still feel a little bit surprised when I hear she's still alive. Every single time, even though I have no reason to think she's died.
youtube.com/watch?v=2YTKeeri7Xc
Play it loud, lads

Seriously?

How'd he get rumbled?

Very nice, did you take any good photos?

MY PREDICTION LADS

SPRINGWATCH SPECIAL IN JAPAN RIGHT NOW, GET COMFY

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>> Britain Is About to Have Its First Day Without Coal
> Britain Is About to Have Its First Day Without Coal
Absolutely disgusting

Fuck may and her big govt agenda

I think I'll need my sock, user

Anyone else spend literally all day, every day (when not working) thinking about politics?

I need to make this my career.

Right in the feels lads

youtube.com/watch?v=jl20jlVnvYs

Herrick & Telic operational medals come with a clasp with a date. When the regiment arrived and when they officially left.

the one he posted just said AFGHANISTAN on it

RUN FOR MP LAD.

I'd give you a campaign donation of a few thousand squid if you unironically did it.

You're not one of those evil big-oil polluters, are you?

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Link to archive?

ON ZERO HOURS YOU CUNT !!!!

I usually wank everyday but I didn't wank for a while. I had one today and I literally came buckets. Quite shocked when it happened.

DEAL WITH IT

Now she looks like Eminem. Shame.

God speed Sir, God speed.

Might join the Green Party and slowly try to turn them into a neo-traditionalist anti-immigration party. Thoughts?

I just have his timestamp

It was roughly around 1300-1500 when he posted it

I'LL DO YOU ALL A TREAT LADS!

>you will never have drinks with kstewart in a fancy location, then after a nice dinner take her home to suck on her toes

Why even live, bros?

Wank every 3/4 days. It takes around 72 hours for semen to fully replenish.

>heavily-bruised knees
Hmmmm I wonder why

Ta

If it's what you love, do it.

You call that a gorge?
This is what a real gorge looks like, faggots.

Alright, I'll put in a campaign donation of £18,000 if you run.

cunnilingus

>Can't rear sheep in it
>Can't have a picnic in it
>Higher risk of falling to death
0/10, would not stroll

You will have to be very good looking and charismatic. You may as well start a new party, given the level of difficulty.

I'm not ready.

I work as a journalist for a trade magazine and I'm learning economics on the side. Once I've completed enough online courses/saved up enough money, I'm going to do a MA in economic policy.

Then I will unironically write a detailed manifesto, start my own party, and stand in elections.

But I'm years away from that.

If I go too long without wanking I get sad though.

I get too horny, and I intensely get >that feel when never been with a girl

>bigger is always better

t. Yank.

I dont see any world class cheese being made there desu

>> Britain Is About to Have Its First Day Without Coal
No chance that's going to happen without returning to 3 day weeks

It's very pretty, but not as comfy.

>americans proud of gorging

What else is new

How old are you, user?
Left/Right?
Authoritarian/Libertarian?

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>There has to be more to life than this.
Removing kebab, mos def

4 days is not long.

DO IT.

Post on here once you've done it, and I'll donate a few grand to get things going. Wouldn't be the first time I've wasted money... Donated a great deal to UKIP in 2015. Did fuck all, still lost by a landslide.

Run for your local council or something relatively low level then take it from there.

I normally wank once a day, at around midnight.

calvin klein underwear

basic bitch/whore alert

Just a Quick one Tory LARPING FAGGOTS .
I have recorded all Posts here ,
GCHQ !
I tried in different names to stop this !!!!an u still posted Hateful /Jail posts !
I need you to Know Them Hate Posts are ..

Await You yer fate ..

Destroy HD /Change or Gutteman screen over all night ..Cops will not come a week .. Just what ..:) you went there a laf .. NEVEr PSTED !

>tfw there are genuine libertarians and Thatcherites in this thread

Do your gorges have caves used by Druids?

So no cheese or Druids or caves.

implying my dick cares

>the lady's not for turning

based maggie

>there are genuine lefties in this thread

What the fuck are you babbling about?

25, morally and socially conservative, more left leaning on economics.

I will absolutely post it on here. Thanks.

>left leaning on economics

AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE

4 days is a long time for an addict.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUR MAJESTY

*DOFFS CAP SHUFFLES BACKWARDS BOWING*

OF LEFTISTS

Mi'lady

LADS IT'S THE FUCKING QUEENS BIRTHDAY TODAY!! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!!!!

May aswell just vote conservative or labour

Why are there literally zero lib right parties in this country
I'm at the point where i've given up on this country ever snapping out of leftism and pearl clutching and i'm just gonna pretend the laws are the way i want them to be and hope i don't get caught

I'm literally a proleserf pleb, at least thats the role i prefer to play when i'm not my usual neocon self

I beat my Minesweeper personal best in Her Majesty's honour. I hope I made her proud.

b-but Im eating a mcflurry in my comfies :)

>good looking
>charismatic

Hmm on second thoughts I might have to give up now.

Believe it or not but we're actually more right-wing than a lot of the other European countries.

Will you faggots please stop with the Tory shilling? It's embarrassing.
Not even the Telegraph is as supportive of them at this point.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/21/foreign-aid-spending-taxes-could-rise-pensions-threat-conservatives/

This isn't some right-wing surge to carry out a hard Brexit and "crush le saboteurs". The conservatives are NOT right-wing party and anyone to the right of Cameron within it has already been elected in 2015 as shown by the referendum result and UKIP vote share.

What Theresa May is trying to do is flood parliament with the traditional centrist Tories. The ones who actively dispute their seats with Labour and LibDems. Those are NOT right-wing constituencies. Those are CENTRISTS or worse.

All the shills on Brit/pol/ have made you believe Theresa May was being restrained by left-leaning backbenchers because of the tight majority they have in parliament when the very opposite is true: Theresa "Tax and Spend" May is in an uncomfortable position precisely because an unmanageable amount of Tory MPs are too far right for her liking. Don't believe me? Let's have a look at some of the government plans she was forced to abandon or put on hold by her own party members:

>increase in NI contributions by the self-employed

>an absurdly expensive "Toxin Tax" that was supposed to hit diesel car drivers

>force companies to appoint workers to their boards

>force companies to publish their "pay gap" so they could be "named and shamed"

Do these look like right wing conservative proposals that were frustrated by lefty backbenchers or the other way around?

If the Conservatives manage to gain a comfortable majority as most polls seem to show, it will be a fucking disaster for this country. We will experience tax hikes and a bloated welfare state full of red tape and regulations precisely at a time when our economy is supposed to get more competitive in order to succeed after we leave the EU.

Comfy.

Already fapped to her twice mate. Not much more I can do on my end. We can send her a belated birthday card if you like.

Get her a new crown ladd.

I just got a 48 kill streak playing BF4 and my emblem is the RAF.

trolol I always play German servers too

That was for you, Liz

BREAKING: Lib Dem activists in clashes with police

Give me a better alternative to vote for an I'll vote for them.

My economic policies would have a conservative moral foundation, but I do not entertain free market ideology.

>Already fapped to her twice mate

Still the cctv capital of the world
Still have the nhs
Still have guns banned
Still have hate speech laws
Still have drugs banned
Still have fiat currency
Still not allowed castle doctrine
Still have social welfare and maternity leave
Still have license fee
Still have snoopers charter

At this point saying 'other places are worse in some ways' isn't really an excuse m8

Further violence on the streets of London

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