Capitalism strikes yet again

youtube.com/watch?v=-i0UugILBJg
>$120M in investment
>makes a $400 (formerly $699) always online "juice" press, that requires a smartphone app
>it squeezes DRM protected propietary pouches of ground up fruit/vegetables to produce juice that are $7 each for 200gms (8 ounce), the pouches have QR codes and can be disabled remotely
>after a week the pouches won't be able to be pressed as they're expired
>turns out you can get the same results by squeezing the pouches with your hands, quicker than the press
>environmentally friendly company makes you wash the pouch and ship it back to them in a huge box so they can recycle it for you
>CEO is of course a jew

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Maybe you shouldn't buy it if you don't like it so much...

I'm here to laugh at leftists who will buy this shit for their iphones

400 moving parts though

It can lift two Teslas, goyim!

What an overengineered piece of horseshit.

Meanwhile
youtube.com/watch?v=5lutHF5HhVA

>a diversity liberal product made by diverse liberals for diverse liberals
So this is the power of liberal diversity in engineering... Woah...

you'd think these super rich people would have the ability to at least dress themselves properly

This was actually said
>The Press itself creates three to four tons of pressure—enough to lift two Teslas—and enough to squeeze out every drop of organic fresh kale, spinach, apples, and other fruits and vegetables into your glass. We also created a connected system with the Juicero App.

>Jews vs Jews

wtf is wrong with his face?

The boycott and squandering of investment related to this retarded product IS capitalism

If a "person of color" "invented" this garbage, it wouldn't be a story

Nobody will buy the product.
The startup will fail.
The people dumb enough to invest in it will be the only ones who lose anything.
The system works.
Stop making these threads.

hahaha the (((nose))) every fucking time!

>jewing over stupid liberals

I fail to see whats wrong here

The CEO and other kikes will all pay themselves from the investment and fuck off with any left over money

>enough to lift two Teslas
Oh my fucking god this shit has to be a parody. If they sprinkled in some Star Wars and Harry Potter references it would be complete

It's either a parody come to life or some very very good piece of performance art.

>1. The first closed loop food safety system that allows us to remotely disable Produce Packs if there is, for example, a spinach recall. In these scenarios, we’re able to protect our consumers in real-time.

>2. Consistent pressing of our Produce Packs calibrated by flavor to deliver the best combination of taste and nutrition every time.

>3. Connected data so we can manage a very tight supply chain, because our product is live, raw produce, and has a limited lifespan of about 8 days.

good thing socialists and liberals are 2 different things.

>The value is in how easy it is for a frazzled dad to do something good for himself while getting the kids ready for school, without having to prep ingredients and clean a juicer.

>It’s in how the busy professional who needs more greens in her life gets App reminders to press Produce Packs before they expire, so she doesn’t waste the hard-earned money she spent on them.

It just keeps going

Except we want it, we just don't want you to have it

t. leftist

Laughing at poors who can't afford it lol

>wasting $400 on a useless machine
lmao

My dad owns a law firm i think i can afford it. And as a leftist i do enjoy organic food and this will be usefull

"canadian canadian" what a stupid name for a namefag.

It's actually more like "American Canadian" since all Canadians are conservative while all americans are liberal.

read that the second time as "faggot faggot" that one is actually quite fitting. I take back what I said before.

Has anyone explained why you need a juice press to drink juice that has already been pressed?

yo dawg we herd u lieked mudkipzzzz so we squeezed a mudkaps in your midkupz so yu can madkeps while you Chaffetz

Capitalism and free markets will ensure this FAILS

It's not quite pressed. The bag has chopped fruit it in.
The joke is you can press the bag by hand as Bloomberg did and get the same juice quicker than the $400 machine.

1. it will probably become cheaper
2. Walmart will pick it up
3. every household will have one
4. they will come out with other kinds of foods in these awful pouches.
5. if you say something that google/twitter/CIA liberal world order finds offensive in their FEE FEEs they can and will shut down your food supply "accidentally"

This is a case of trying too hard to use Apps/Tech to make useless crap. It will completely fail.

Dr Oz loves it, Gwyneth Paltrow's site named it invention of the year in 2016, A-Trak is a fan, Oprah handed it out and Katy Perry enjoyed it at Coachella, why aren't you juicing with #Juicero?

Only yoga yuppies will buy this.

Therein lies the scam.
It's obviously pre-juiced. See:What were they thinking?

Nah this is doomed outside of retarded celebrities

same thing was said about those stupid little plastic things you twist around on ontop of a carpet. Now they are selling 20 bucks a pop at walmarts everywhere. People are fucking stupid lemmings they will buy anything if they see it as coming from somewhere reputable.

Never heard of it until now...

But I can't wait to see it everywhere, being used by the millions of utterly retarded FUCKING CONSUMERS everywhere.... cuz its for the environment.

You don't want your juice going bad, do you goyim? Better drink up quick or we're disabling it for your own safety. Oops, looks like your $50 box containing 5 glasses worth of juice got delivered a little later than expected and your packs have gone bad on arrival. Looks like you're going to have to buy a new box. Now your phone isn't working or your internet is down? More packs you dumb go-- err, I mean fellow juicer.

Meh. The 1936 model REICHFRUCHTSAFTMASCHINE could lift two panzers.

Source?

simplyfitboard.com

Simpsons predicted this shit decades ago
youtu.be/viejY6UZ5Bk

>People are fucking stupid lemmings

Funny... I've only seen women with those things.

Shit should add another line to my shitty attempt at slurring idiots
>designed by Yves Behar

This is the crappiest thing I have ever seen lol

People can also fry their own fucking burgers, yet some degenerates are too lazy to do even that and rather give a call to mcdonalds.

He's one of the tribe, goy.

Mcdonald's isn't $400 for a subscription and $8 for a burger.

kek

>bloomberg technology

what kind of 5D chess is this

I smell a lot of dirty money

It's a lot more than that in medical fees once the arteries clog, poor burgerclaps

The kikes have a plan for all of us and it ain't just tracking our juice intake via cellphone.

>Therein lies the scam.
>It's obviously pre-juiced.

It's not pre-juiced, it's pre-mascerated, and packed in a little bit of water.
The pressure squeezes some juice out of the pulp and into your glass.

Here's the real kicker:
You could make this SAME INVENTION about 4 times more efficient by selling the items are specially designed cans with sieves about 1mm from the inner walls of the can, and a special tap/mounting bracket.

You fill the can with pulp, sterilize it, and seal it with standard canning methods. The only difference is that it has a special mount on one side.

Next is the juicer:
It's a mate for the special mount with a spike that can punch a small hole into the can for liquid to escape.

The juicer SPINS THE CAN, and the centripetal force squeezes the juice out of the pulp WAY more efficiently than a fucking press.

When you finish with the can, you toss it in the recycle bin because it's made of aluminum and aluminum is the only thing worth recycling.

You could sell them in the same aisle as soda cans, and they'd have a shelf life measured in months.

>A $120M company destroyed in a one minute video

"""company"""

>Juicero CEO Jeff Dunn, formerly [CEO] of Coca-Cola

It's to take attention away from more important sociopolitical issues. Just like LGBT, gender fluidity, blacks lives matter. Everything is meant to distract.