Is Ukraine the Texas of the Russian Federation pol?

Is Ukraine the Texas of the Russian Federation pol?

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Ukraine is the Libya of the American empire.

Well Texas refines oil, has windfarms, and raises cattle. Ukraine's largest export is human capital.

Ukraine is literally a grabage dump of Europe

Actual its wheat

Radiation is in second place

>Croatia

HAHAHAHAHAHA

If we're the dumb you're the ghetto

Dump

Anyone from Ukraine here? Or ex-Ukraine here?

I found a pretty talented guitarist/bassist/drummer/producer from the ukraine and i want him to play all the tracks of some songs i made, but i'm an ameri-poor so i don't want to go overboard. is 20 us dollars enough for a full song, or 25/30 dollars?

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how can i get a qt ukraine mail bride?

More like the Ireland of Great Britain

>amerishart humor.

Do people from Ukraine tell everyone within the first 5 minutes of meeting them that they're from Ukraine? If not, no.

oi, will I be able to find my qt slavic waifu in Ukraine or is everything pretty much horrible over there?

Croatia is pretty comfy dude
We have our own problems, but they're not as nearly as bad as other European countries.
We're one of the safest, best in quality of life, low pollution, very low crime compared to most eastern and even western countries.
Corruption is our #1 problem and pretty much the only problem.
Can't say the same about the rest of Europe, can you?

I have no idea how much they would do it for but that's not that much money

You can buy an Ukranian wife for 10$ if that.
Lots of people are in poverty so you're likely going to find lots of gold diggers.

whats average pay in ukraine in us dollars for 2 weeks?

why can't you play your own music? is it because you have 0 talent?

fpbp

Fair point. What about you Croatia, are your women qt slavic waifu material?

>radiation

radiation is only in belarus not in ukraine, youre disgracing me

When will God actually punish Russia for what they done to ukraine.

Is there a god?

Yea I'm just shitposting, Croatia is better then countries like Bulgaria and Romania by miles.

Ukraine isn't all the same all around, just like the Other countries we have shit parts of the country and better parts of the country.

Here the farther north west you go the better, the south east areas are avoid at all costs.

The absolute worst part is the government is split on every issue and first fight over little things, corruption is still rampant.

I have no idea how things will turn out in the end

im lazy. i have 500+ songs. vocal melody for verse and chorus and sometimes a bridge. its the easiest thing in the world for me to do, and it would literally take me my entire life to flesh out all the songs myself.

They're ok, lots of gold diggers here as well.
Mostly because of the westernization of Croatia, they'd literally suck your dick if you're from the US or any relevant western country.

we are in the EU, they can go to better countries than USA if they want.

250 dollars

give him 100€ and he'll do it maybe

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10$

whered you get that?
surely I don't think so, since I couldnt even get good lookin hooker for 50-100$

Yeah, don't worry dude.
Croatia was a complete shit hole 30 years ago.
Corruption declines over time, your life standards will rise like the rest of eastern Europe.
Anyway mate, good luck.

It spread all around

why would they do that if they can freely move within the EU where they want lol. Maybe if hes super rich and pays them, its not like we need green cards or something like that.

you have jack shit and you're a worthless faggot

They would suck your cock if you're from any relevant western country.
We have gold diggers here as well.

>your life standards will rise like the rest of eastern europe

I wanna see russia burning in hell or drowning in the arctic sea lul

You are poorer than Bosnia. Fucking Bosnia.

Ive been to Lviv, the area around the bus station was white africa.

The city itself was nice though.

took this pic of right sectors little donation thing.

well its not that much of a deal since its not more than germany tho

on what? I'd only imagine you'd also huff fermented shit like niggers do here mr. poo

>tfw your ideal waifu will likely be a gold digger just by virtue of being slavic

I've been having a decent day so far, so I'm not going to let you bring me down.

I know what do you mean, but its not that.
Our women usually just go for the western men because of the western culture.
A few female friends of mine only date niggers, or any western ethnicity.
Basically, they're whores.

gdp isnt really that important, Ireland isnt richer than switzerland.

What ukraine are you talking about?

where do they find them in croatia? ive seen them like 3 times in my life.

Well seeing how Ukraine isnt in Russia id say no. of course PIDF russhits think otherwise but theyre pretty irrelevant

My cousin has gotten pussy here in Croatia just for being a diaspora living in Australia.
I'm taller than him, stronger than him, hell i am even prettier than him.
Looks aren't everything, there is always a slavic woman that will suck your dick just because you're from the US.
I hope they get better, I don't want any Ukranian immigrants over here in Croatia tbqh.

>ive seen them like 3 times in my life.
Same
Usually some rich guys, or during the season.
Its pretty sad to see our women go for non croats cock.
My great grandfather would be sad...

this chart implies.potato niggers are.more rich than mountain jews mate

its wrong

so if I were to visit Croatia for an extended vacation, would people be kissing my ass for big tips or am I more likely to get stabbed in the street and robbed?

no hablo ingles

You would get pussy for sure
But you might get robbed, its rare, but still
You always have a higher chance of getting robbed just because you're a tourist

what kind of music btw?

atleast we got czech girls lol
we are not ethiopia you amerifat, rich europeans from all countries vacate here, and we try to rip them off. And we are probably one of the safest countries in europe.

>leopard print
it's almost like this is a staged photo to make you think "caveman" or some shit...

Mate, i've been with a few Czech, Austrian and even Dutch women.
And i have to say, the Czech one was the best.

I was just watching Igor Vovchanchyn on Jewtube classic fights.
He identifies as a "Russian".

Activated my almonds. They kinda seem like texans. Especially after this fight.
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im in the far north, and we dont have tourists here, so i guess you are a dalmatian? i dont go to the sea often tho.

Just eastern European?

I mean look at that squat

Genes are Dalmatian, but I've lived in Zagreb since birth and I consider myself Purger.
Got a house on the seaside, so I go there every year.

I read a book recently "Why they behave like Russians" by John Fischer 1947. It really is one of the most fascinating books I have read in a long time. He described the Ukrainians as the Texans of the Soviet union. If I remember right it did have a lot to do with their brashness and bravado.

Naturally I expect a higher chance of robbery from being a tourist. Thanks for the quick rundown.

Should I decide to go to Croatia, any places I should visit?

>we are not ethiopia
Sorry, but whenever I think of slavic countries I always think of the gray commieblocks with broken shit and fires scattered around. I blame all those videos of crazy Russians doing redneck-tier shit.
>probably one of the safest countries in europe
Neat.

nice, i dont have any property there so bad luck for me.
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thats the seaside

>Should I decide to go to Croatia, any places I should visit?
So many places, so, I'd recommend :
Pula (Roman arena)
Zadar (Known for the beautiful sunset)
Dubrovnik (Medival castles and walls, very pretty city)
Zagreb (If you like Central European like cities)
Split (Lots of shit here to list)
Krk (Island, very chill + traditional Croatian buildings made with stone)
And many more to count...

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Looks pretty nice desu. Much nicer than anywhere I've been actually.

>Medival castles and walls
>mfw I love that kind of old shit
I was considering a vacation to go around Germany before they went full retard with the refugees, so maybe heading to Croatia will be nice instead.

I don't think i've seen 1 refugee and i live in the capital
Croatia is beautiful and safe, I recommend it.

I don't quite have the funds to do anything nice right now, but when I get the opportunity I'm definitely going to consider a visit.

Any unusual laws that could trap a tourist I should be aware of?

Not that i know of.
Watch your speed if you're going to drive a car, don't carry any drugs, thats pretty much it.

Alright, sounds like I'll be fine as long as I'm not a degenerate. Thanks user

How much does these cost?

Are you serious? Lol, Texas basically carries the U.S. on its back.

Bout tree fiddy

No, but USA is Ukraine.

THICC!

Frontierland.