/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - GHETTO CHICKEN EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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First for Robert

Lachinga!

I only have two spots on my Friday Robert card.

Raising Cane's tendies with 80's tailgate a e s t h e t i c. Is supreme chicken place.

post it

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same

I'm late how many open keys have we had tonight?

>go ahead sarge~

>female jumped out of a vehicle while it was moving
>she's bleeding

The venerable Chiraqi tradition of sheboons jumping and/or being thrown from moving cars continues

Are you Roberts alright?
I'm drunk with wine, you better not get yourselves hurt.

>1 shot fired

ONE
ONE SHOT FIRED
AH AH AH

>ONE
>ONE SHOT FIRED
>AH AH AH

Did they say how fast the car was going, when she jumped?

Could be white being bantered by Male Black, avoiding that bullshit.
To all Roberts, approach Male Black with Caution on weekends.

>The venerable Chiraqi tradition of sheboons jumping and/or being thrown from moving cars continues
I love it.

>AH AH AH

ONE
ONE SHOT FIRED
AH AH AH AH AH!!!!!!!!

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Dejavu mate

I just got an idea...

What you mean?

>intoxicated 10 year old son

>intoxicated 10 year old son
jesus

>intoxicated 10 year old son

>Intoxicated 10 year old son

>black female hit somone
>threatening others
>she has one eye

Let the inspiration guide you.

You know what's comfy? Not being an illiterate pavement ape breeder getting tossed from Tyrone's Celica.

>Intox. 10y/o son
These shits have no fucking bottom.

>one eye'd FEMALE BLACK
ARRRRR MATIES I BE DA DREAD PIRATE FEMALE BLACK YALL

first time here and im enjoying but also questioning what the fuck is going on in chicago like really

we real pirate hours

God abandoned Chiraq.

>what the fuck is going on
Coonery, user. Coonery is afoot.

WE WUZ PIRATES N SHEEIITT

>God abandoned Chiraq.
Yeah, thats pretty accurate

AAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Holy FUCK! We have the greatest threads.

What should I listen to, Zone-6?

you know, you always hear the stories of how fucked ChIraq (using that from now on) is, but didnt know it was THIS bad

youarelistening.to/chicago

Prepare for extreme comfy.

Listen to the combined feed. It's the best.

>THIS bad
Nigger, this is a a fucking casual night. None of the crazy shit is happening. Stay a while, and listen!

Oh god and I'm moving there in a month

Wait for the summer. When the temperature is >80ยบ we're going to hear some shit.

ok really lookin forward to the crazy shit, ill def. be staying and hanging out, got myself comfy as hell and just chillin

F

first time here too and im wondering the same fucking thing

>black woman with 1 eye attacking people

f

Everyone order their Live PD t-shirts?

Body snatchers to Northwestern!

>I'm moving there in a month
RIP

No, but really, you should become another reporter user for us.

I wonder how much it would cost to rent a billboard right by where I-90 enters the city and just write "Abandon hope all ye who enter here" on it?

F

F

F

F

>Abandon hope all ye who enter here
>Here be coons

F

kickstarter I've got five in it

Chicagofag here. It's a very interesting city.

About $10,000/month at least. they're very expensive near city centers

Victim 19 years of age
Body processed already

>waving guns and "blasting the hip hop music"

>blasting THE hip hop music

"males on top of a building waving guns and playing hip-hop music"

looks like im coming to this fuckin thread more often

>man down at Chicago and Damon

>party
>loud music
>waiving guns while listening to hip hop music
No Friday in Chicago is complete without it

>Blasting "the" hip-hop music
Ahahaha

Just takin' a heroin nap mang

You should. Robert threads are ALWAYS /comfy/ especially as it starts to warm up in the summer months. Shit gets "lit" in the summer.

I don't know what 'F' means but I'm assuming you are giving me a grade. That or fuck(ed). Which I am

well after the fact i got to make this beautyi feel coming here more will give me more ideas for keks

>Waving guns and blasting the hip hop music
Powerful niggerty at work

me and the britfag are chillin listening to this and getting comfy af. something soothing about listening to nogs going apeshit

Yeah this is chill
>*Hits bowl*

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Already saved it in my Tyrone folder. Very nice.

rip in peace

f

F for respect
newfag detected

>I don't know what 'F' means
Are you for serious?

youtube.com/watch?v=NfT1XLD51zc

Left my wallet in El Segundo

Top job, lad

We will welcome you with open keys

This post is cute!

Ok I understand now, thanks. I've been on the chans for 10 years but I've never come across that for some fucking reason. Guess I'm a newfag all over again.

The cut of the uniform, the city, this aesthetic, it lends itself to such silent drama.

shots fired

sheeeit
I am now

>assaulted in the bar
>didn't say which bar

Cmon dispatch it was "The Bar"! You know, the one with the thing!

safety bump

"You mean...?"
"Yep."
"On my way!"

*goes to wrong bar*

>haaaay~

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is there a discord for this? or just sticking to the thread?

Tbh senpai church's chicken is pretty based.
1.99 for a 2pc. Nigga sign me tf up.

Alright. I'll be staying on the Northside as fucking much as I can but if I hear or see anything I'll be here.

thread, if we did a discord the thread would die

nigger

and discord is gay.

>but if I hear or see anything I'll be here.
GODSPEED, lad!

ah yeah that makes sense, is all cool tho