Brit/pol/ - Transylvanian Edition

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>May asks MPs for snap election to ‘strengthen hand in Brexit negotiations’ and bring the hammer down on the shambling corpse that is labour
rt.com/uk/385264-election-may-brexit-negotiations/

>Labour blowhard Dennis Skinner told to stfu & 'put a sock in it' by based heckler after blasting 'squalid' election
express.co.uk/news/politics/793734/Dennis-Skinner-put-sock-in-it-PMQs-Theresa-May-General-election-2017

>Ominous 'Red Dragon/Pepe' face appears in the firmament and is censored by google
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>Antifa traitors smashed & humiliated by based fash on their own turf in berkeley. Patriots have had enough
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>Former blood god, human stain and biggest traitor Britain has ever seen forms anti brexit axis with libdem filth in attempt to scupper the will of the people
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/anti-brexit-axis-tony-blair-work-lib-dems-election-campaign/

>Coke fiend, lover of black prostitutes and all round cunt george osborne fucks off too edit some shitty paper or something. Good riddance desu.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/anti-brexit-former-tory-chancellor-osborne-quits-parliament-before-election/

>The left continues to devour itself as tim fucking farron of all people is branded a 'bigot' by twatter sjws for not paying adequate lip service to teh ghey.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/liberal-democrat-leader-branded-bigot-refusing-say-gay-sex-not-sin/

>Millions of quid of our tax moneys seems to have made its way to nork commies. Top treachery again from our illegitimate occupying regime.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/uk-government-taxpayers-money-north-korea/

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Why did the last one get nuked at 30 posts?

Bloody hell Rimmer. Chelsea are on top.

What the fuck happened to the last one

Nonces.

Had "Mummy" in it.

British made coffee

: )

That fucking article KEK

eating a white magnum

nice to see chelsea 1-0 up, fuck the yids

>When you're too shit a parent to successfully implement intervention strategies with your autistic kid so you just get catastrophic and blame Tesco

What's for tea lads? I don't know what to have

I hope Ed Milliband becomes the new leader after Corbyn gets a new asshole ripped open in the election.

i've got a curry my grandma gave me

what are you thinking of having?

What you got in the house?

>tfw chicken tendies

Got the nieces round so pizza then brownies we just made.

Fucking nightmare. I wish I was bluepilled so I didn't have to have children. But gotta do my racial duty.

A blue eyed girl's company?

>tfw Asda create your own pizza

r8

POST 'EM LADDIES

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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 45% (+7)
LAB: 26% (-3)
LDEM: 11% (+4)
UKIP: 9% (-5)
GRN: 3% (-2)

(via Opinium / 19 - 20 Apr)

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That's a good bet lad. That's my prediction for the election.

you have confused me

Tofu and shiitake stir-fry

youtube.com/watch?v=74BA7CUrGYw

>tfw waiting for meat to defrost

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vegans are gay

Some of them are fine but the preachy ones who are doing it for "fashion" are the cunts.

Was Bowden's death an MI5 hit job?

man do i hate harry kane

he's dumb moron

Based.

youtube.com/watch?v=9p__WmyAE3g

>tfw yids equalise

1-1

That would generally seem to be the case, maybe hormonal imbalances are responsible for creating so many weedy poofters

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Is there any kind of article actually explaining this blow by blow?

Or a Youtube vid or something?

Undoubtedly yes.

They are nectar desu I've resorted to the cheap ones from the co op though

That's a good one, lassie.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

She's blatantly got fetal alcohol syndrome

>Mum drank too much booze while pregnant
>Kid turned out funny looking and autistic
>Mum is too shit to make her eat real food

Send this girl to social services already

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Probably going to have fajitas with the gf desu lads

>the absolute fucking state of London's housing market

Where you getting them odds from?
There was a 5/1 on paddypower for Conservatives getting 50% of the vote, missed that though

Looks like Skybet, possibly request a bet

Great, now I miss having dinner with my ex.

>tfw 4 months
>still crushingly lonely

British lesbian? Here on Sup Forums?

Does anyone else here avoid mirrors?

She doesn't really have the eyes of someone with AFS, plus trying to get autistic children to try new foods is really hard

Sky Bet

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What?

From Cambridge University Press

All little children have noses like that. Once she reaches 6-7 her nose won't be so anime-like.

The mirror breaks before my ugly mug has a chance to look at itself

Teaching your kid to use the potty is hard. You still have to do it though.

He was very highly strung and I don't think he ever really recovered from his mental breakdown.

>Bowden suffered a nervous breakdown in 2010 and was for a while sectioned to a mental hospital.[12] On recovery, he again appeared on the nationalist lecturing circuit at a more low-key level. He addressed a 'New Right' lecture meeting on the subject of Charles Maurras and the Action Francaise five days before dying of heart failure at his caravan home in Berkshire on 29 March 2012, aged 49.
>before dying of heart failure at his caravan home in Berkshire
>caravan home

KEK I can't wait for Kurtagić's biography to come out.

Have some OC I made last night.

>mfw when I hear laughing children outside my window walking past.

>Any other party majority - 500/1
>Green party majority - 1000/1

>Controlling darkness: self, dark and the domestic night
Courtesy of the University of Durham

Its abit different from that mate. Autist's are creatures of habbit and they enjoy doing the same cycles like toast for breakfast sgetti hoops for dinner etc. Which can be almost impossible to break if they are severely autistic

Post some lesser-known comfy tunes I can listen to whilst I cook my tea pls lads

youtube.com/watch?v=9RlAVhP0dE0

"Marxism and the computer game" from a graduate of Manchester Uni and UCLan

UKIP fall to win a single seat 1/4
kek

How the fuck can you even come up with the idea of this article, never mind write it?

She should put her wild imagination to better use

>caravan home
Comfy AF

>Collapsing under the weight of your own patrician genius

Living the dream tbqh

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Don't cry though lad
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I had a cheap pepperoni pizza from Sainsburys.

4/10 probably won't get again.

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Have a date desu.

Can't she cut her own letters out of potatoes and fry them? I'm sure they sell forms for that.

he had to go to the library to access the internet...

He says you're a dyke.

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Who should I vote for lads

HOLY ALLIANCE

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Here's another lad

Did isidewith not get the memo that Nick Griffins not in the BNP anymore?

Vote National Front, if they're not standing draw a big swastika on the ballot.

How did he make a living?
He really did die too soon, he'd be doing alright on paypal/patreon if Woes and his half-baked rambling nonsense can, Bowden would have

What's his name?

That's not much of a meal is it?

>All these degenerates
Here, lad. Have some proper music.
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>No licence required for guns
>Abortion illegal
>State religion
>Free speech restricted for blasphemy
>Immigration limit
Is that a joke?

How do I become likeable, lads?

I hate talking to people. ;_;

>thought this was a dragon dildo from the thumbnail

the internet isn't good for humans

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All good shit lads, cheers very much

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great track, appropriate title

chippy tea

Chippy

SOON

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Huge deficit but that would be ended as soon as the expansion begins
Also, Mars would be COLONIZED in no time

A vote for the Tories is a vote to kill autistic people like me.

Imagine Corbyn heading off to G7 to meet with other world leaders. That makes me retch.

>digits confirm