What does my uni mean by this?

What does my uni mean by this?

Fucking shitlords

piss all over the toilets

>tfw can spy on bitches taking shits now

T-thanks m-marxists....

It's called "the rape closet"

How the fuck is your time later than????

WHITEY WYMYN
*smack lips furiously*

That dude is ripped as fuck.

The fuck is with that "male" sign? Looks like a tranny who pumped themselves up on testosterone and steroids.

Brits are ao fucking vulgar.

I remember the first time i heard a brit say he was going to "the toilet". Wanted to smack his teeth straight after hearing that filth.

At least have the decency to refer to it as a Restroom

Piss over the seat, flush handle and in the toilet paper dispenser.

When that is completed take a shit in the sink.

That male is fucking shredded
How to achieve this body type?

Piss on the tp and poo in the tank of the loo

kek favours mischievousness

Shit that is crazy.

America uses imperial seconds not metric seconds you stupid abbo cunt

>hey bro lets go for a rest in the restroom

No it's the shitter

>unisex
just use the fucking word that has existed forever you false pious cunts

do you call your kitchen "the sink"?

>Poo in the tank of the loo

What is colloquially known as an "Upper Decker" here in the UK

Then there is the AC Slater. Sit on the toilet the wrong way round and crap down the front of it.

These are saved for special occasions like transgender toilets and restaurants that serve sub standard food.

>shitting in public toilets

Just make sure to piss all over the seats. Force women to demand separate bathrooms. The venomous pushback from the Left will red pill many women.

>metric seconds
Fuckin top kek mate

No but if I was going to the kitchen to use the sink I would say I am going to the sink.

what happened to unisex toilets or just single stalls?
how did we end up with these abominations?

More like opposite.

>tfw female toilets are way more disgusting than mens

gender neutral huh, so i can watch women piss while im taking a leak?

thats kinda hot i dont think many guys can avoid a boner and accidental bathroom sex

>walk into gender neutral bathroom
>it's just a closet with one sideways urinal

Take massive dumps and don't flush. Lets see how long the chicks can take it.

...

no that's the wife's name

What's wrong the gender neutral toilets? All the toilets in my house are gender neutral.

I love listening to women peeing

>the male is manspreading.

It always surpises me how their urine sounds like it's coming out with way more force.

>Upper Decker" here in the UK
It's the same here but I'm assuming that you're a poo in the loo yourself so I changed the wording so you'd understand

>tfw rig the toilets so you can't flush
>drink bitches piss
>tfw marxism is based

I love the new world order sometimes.

Remember to piss on the floor and scribble some traditional jokes of good taste and crude modern art on the walls with a permanent marker.

We installed a gender-neutral toilet in our home. It's great, it accepts male or female shit, I think it even works with animal shit too.

>here I sit
>broken hearted
>I came to shit
>but only farted

butt what if it's accompanied by a fart?

>when small businesses are forced to create trannie bathrooms

Can't they just write "toilets" and that's it?

Toilets, as inanimate objects, are always gender neutral. (At least in English.)

lel

Have to appreciate the classics.

Why not just call it a toilet? Nobody will question whether they are allowed in if it just says toilet on it.