Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses will be put under watch and confined to certain areas. A council of Christian leaders from various denominations will determine if they are indeed actually Christians.
A cross will then be added to the blue area of our flag with some combination of stars surrounding it.
Andrew Gutierrez
What say you heathens?
Leo Sanders
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Adrian Perez
>mfw american posts
Xavier Martin
nice flag mohammed
Chase Torres
With this measure you would instantly solve the Jewish and Muslim problem
It would also halt the growth of leftism in the United States
Baptizing the country is the only solution
Nathan Sanchez
nice flag, jethro or should i say tyrone
Parker Long
baptize what? you can't even baptize your own ass with a bidet
Landon White
what kinda faggot shoves water up his ass?
Elijah Kelly
Dude pls stop while you're ahead
Carter Kelly
>2017 >not taking the Christ-pill
Why are all commies and leftists universally atheists?
Xavier Miller
>This user unironically sleeps in his bed and goes outside with shit nuggets riddled up his ass
man, no wonder why you're so fucking stupid, probably all those shit nuggets went all the way up your spine and gets molded into your brain until you have literal shitty ideas
Ethan Phillips
Are all your memes from 2011 Sup Forums
Update your folder Mehmet
Christopher Mitchell
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Jaxson Phillips
Not until you update your bathroom accessories, cletus
Camden Clark
Give me toilet paper or give me death
Gavin Jones
In the civilized world we use both dipshit, wash with water then wipe with TP
Easton Jenkins
I like it, also Jews and Muslims should be banned from those professions as well.
Also any Muslims who refuse to integrate should be deported and any Jews with Israeli citizenship should be deported.
TP and wet disposable towels.
Adrian Gonzalez
Well that would be redundant because they would be banned from the country
Atheists and non practicing Christians would be barred from the best/most important jobs in society
Bentley Cox
kill yourself you crypto kike murdoch jew
Ian Ward
Stupid idea You would just cause great division and hatred towards us
Isaac Rogers
>kick Jews out the country >get called a crypto-jew
Okay then
Cameron Davis
That actually sounds pretty good. What about agnostics?
Wyatt Peterson
NICE BAIT M8
Adam Roberts
I don't think so
Virtually every problem in the United States is caused by a lack of Christ in society and in government
Removing Jews and Muslims is obviously beneficial
Preventing atheists from controlling essential functions will kill leftism in the cradle
We can then go back to being a normal functioning republic with the saboteur element crippling our country as you can very plainly see today
They already hate us
So why don't we just beat them and be done with it
They can bitch from the sidelines elsewhere
Alexander Turner
Freedom of speech should only apply to Leftists in the United States.
All non Leftists have one year to vote for Hillary or get deported.
Centrists are allowed to remain but are barred from certain professions
Not deported but banned from essential government jobs or jobs that play an important role in society
Of course you could just pretend to be religious and go to church on Sunday to gain back your privileges
Even if this doesn't eliminate atheism it creates a definite Christian culture which is the important thing
Jaxson Barnes
Wow so funny faggot
Aiden Ross
Stop not worshipping Jesus
Jeremiah Allen
Not very Christian,but I see your point But you fail to see the real problem Your country, my country, the entire world belongs to Satan and his buddies This is his kingdom Can you see why it won't work? This world is lost already,we have a new kingdom waiting far beyond the eternal slumber
Jordan Rodriguez
Um, I'd rather kick satan's little red asshole and build a stable "kingdom" in this world.