North Korea threatens Australia with nuclear strike over alliance with the USA

North Korea threatens Australia with nuclear strike over alliance with the USA.

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what are they going to hit with their current missiles or even future missiles? Sweet fuck all

Yeah whatever I'm not in range. Qld fags btfod

When are we gonna Assassinate this fat fuck? As far as I remember this cuck has been threatening nukes since 2013. Either do it or shut the fuck up

"Hey Straya! We nuke you nao! Just move your island to our sea so our rockets could reach you!"

leave australia alone ;_;

I'm sure sweetie that will happen

You in tassie?
Or is this picture bullshit? if so post real one plx

i dont know how the rest of the world is going to act, but the emus are sure to survive.

The pro war propaganda is heating up in the West.

Thank god, those shit posters deserve it

>nuke australia until it's a radioactive wasteland full of retarded mutants
>no one can tell the difference

Good one Kim.

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NOT IN RANGE
its hard to imagine that this small shit clay is threatening the world.

Haaaaaaaaaaaa

>its hard to imagine that this small shit clay is threatening the world
small dick big dreams

>have one single nuke
can't decide who to use it on
Lmao

Get fucked

do we have thaad in aussieland?

>Stats don't list number of spiders or snakes
gtfo with your bias shit

>unironically being served by best korea

Penal Colony Anglos BTFO

What the fuck Kim? I thought we were cool?

Top kek.
Best korea can fuck the entire planet but africa and south america hahaha

Godspeed little gook, kill them all.

There is a place in NoKo called "Kum Gang"

>Spins globe
>stops it with finger
>"today we will threaten Tuvalu!"

Fucking Norks.
When are you going to threaten Britain? Were feeling left out over here!

Nice

It's bullshit because it's based on the Taepo-dong 2, which is a fucking space launch vehicle. It takes weeks to set up, and America would know they're prepping a nuclear launch a week before they could do it.

You will be eating our radioactive dust for a thousand years though, which is comforting.

So aussies, are you ready for Mad Max irl?

Brazil is the only country that Kim loves

>Irradiated Emus
CHRIST
How did we not see this coming??!!! We understimated Kim!!

what wrong with they dude head

Too bad their rockets can't reach Melbourne. Sad

>TFW: No Dong

"You came to wrong part of town Aus-boi" "we know you Chads like to party party" "do you know difwense between a party and a gangrape?"
"Good, let's party!"

Suddenly my little shithole feels so comfy.

How accurate are their missiles?
Because for 80% of the country we wouldn't even realise we'd been hit for weeks.

The poms already nuked most of it a few times, no one cared.

I tweeted Trump that he should offer Australia statehood to displease the chinese months ago.

More like some Aussie reporter started begging
>Are you gonna hit Australia? What about Australia? Please shoot nukes at Australia?
like they always do.
>me too! me too!
is the cry of our shitty leaders and public figures.
The norks probably don't even know where this country is and think its a shitty island like Guam.

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They just are threatened by Best Korea not being #1 at internet speed. See they read everything upside down,chicks etc

Can we please just kill these angry subhuman rice demons already.

America,China Russia,they are all eyeballing that little chink, it's fun to edge them on but beware of byte,like chiuaua with rabies if nukes with icbm

Start with Melbourne.

I find Australia fascinating. It's nearly as big as USA but with 15x less people. A true wilderness.

Didnt bother to watch... probably going to be the usual forced "muh Noth Korea" hype.

Let me guess. The actual statement was something like "if Australia follows or aids the U.S. in an unprovoked military aggression against North Korea all options are on the table to deal with Australia as well" after Australians made some moves pr remarks about aligning with the U.S. provocations or against North Korea and its just kike media spinning the facts as usual to make it sound like North Korea is a mad dog threatening everyone and muh world peace.

>Leaving out our tatical kangaroos.
Jokes on them

first: nk doesnt have nukes, they have a nuclear program. until you can actually launch a missile that doesnt explode in your face you dont have nukes. second: australias military technology is light years ahead of the rusty buckets of shit norks use. thirdly: if norks even looked at australia the us would glass their world. not because we are allies or anything, but because of pine gap.

an attack on down under is an attack on the crown

pls no nukes

Don't be so sure.

Ayy lmao

you are already dead nork user

Wow.. tell me that guys head is photo shopped lol

America, save us!
You can have NZ as a form of payment.

>North Korea threatens
Nobody, NK would be flattened within minutes of launching an actual attack

When does fuck all for thousands kilometers count as wilderness?

is that wolverine?

Do it fatty. You'll probably end up glassing more chinks than aussies if you hit a major city.

t. Australia

twice the numbers and the nukes only kill aboriginal nigger cunts

how do you have internet friend?

Just fucking nuke Perth
Please

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I like your vpn I've only encountered a nork one time before you.

North Korea making a missile that reaches the U.S. is already a joke.

North Korea making a missile that reaches Ausfailia is a fever dream

>That image.

Looks like the 2000 era dust storm mate

Fat porker can threaten all he wants. This is why you don't have friends. Being an edgelord without happiness.

tfw I have felt like moving to Australia for a long time, but have been too put off by internet/anime censorship, videogame censorship, videogame pricing shenanigans, multiculti bullshit, and Chinks fucking with housing prices. Are these still things?

We have so much uranium and such a geological stable and isolated areas... Seriously, why don't we have at least a nuclear power program.

Nearly a quarter of the popluation suffers severe power shortages as well.

We ship all of our uranium to weapons developing cunts.

Why are we such fucking cucks?

>North Korea threatens

Is Best Korea gonna get this show on the road?!
You should do it now before all the military gets to you.
Just go balls to the wall and launch EVERYTHING you got.
Don't give in to TPTB!!
You do you Best Korea!

1/4. You mean South Australia?

It's not a real place desu

Include me in the screencap that preempted WW3

Why are they messing with the most powerful country in the world?

We control Trump and give him our refugees. We won't let that fat Korean boy tell us what to do either!

kek

No body here is really affected by the censorship because it's easy enough (and usually cheaper/affordable) to import or download that shit.

Housing wise, there are legislation in place to restrict none-citizenship based ownership, plus the increased difficulty in getting citizenship in the first place.

There are cities other than Sydney and Melbourne which has cheaper housing and living expenses too.

But FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL.

Eat a snickers, Kim

Melbourne and half of northern NSW with all the coal power stations being decommissioned. There was a massive scare earlier in the year but yeah, fuck SA.

>Housing wise, there are legislation in place to restrict none-citizenship based ownership, plus the increased difficulty in getting citizenship in the first place.

Lol.

harrisrealestate.com.au/International buyer strategy.php

What happens when someone finishes up working for the FIRB? They sell their services as a specialist to assist foreigners with getting approval and skirting review.

It's a multi-billion dollar market.

the whole world would approve of the deletion of NK

This is what a god looks like

Amount: a metric shit ton

We also have the best propaganda machine in the world. The rest of the world thinks everything withing a 3cm radius will kill you instantly while our own population thinks "she'll be roight". But if you look at where most of the cutting edge medical research is coming from, it's us. And we have an incredible wealth of resources. Australia is the true secret world power. Digits confirm.

He's just a loveable little rouge, let him talk he ain't hurting anyone...
Cept his own people, do we care about that?

Watch it Australia

Oh wow that's interesting. Do you think he would really do it? I dont think so. He looks downs syndrome they are usually nice people. Do you think a downs syndrome would nuke Australia?

Kims right, why are we standing with these zionists belligerents ?

neat

I know its alot to ask, but Im an optimistic guy.

...but there is this place called "Melbourne"

>Supresses citizens
>Only gov officials can drive
>Only gov officials can use limited internet
>It's illegal to question gov
>You and your family might die at any moment
>Can't drink beer in NKorea without being shot
Kim's Right!

>Tfw you live in western Australia
>If anyone gets nuked it's gonna be me

Nuke us Austria

North Korea needs to humble itself, literally the second they even begin anything with anyone they're getting wiped off the face of the earth. Nobody really care's about North Korea, it's literally just Kim and his island plus slaves, nobody is going to protect him if he gets any big ideas

>Radioactive Mutant Roos

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Kim is my favorite Sup Forumsack

I hope Kim fucked up his geography classes and nukes Canada thinking it's part of the US

fine with me
too bad he wont do it

I hope Trump does something about Kim but I worry Trump is just bluffing

but on the other hand I think Kim is Downs syndrome and should be loved.

Adelaide cunt here. Hey FUCK YOU !