Some people expressed interest in my country's politics in another thread but it expired

some people expressed interest in my country's politics in another thread but it expired.
so i'm opening this official "get to know Guatemala" thread.
stick around if you wanna learn a thing or two about blue peru.

Why does Mexico hate you?

[IMPORTANT]
i am:
>not poor
>not a commie
>not an amerind

Best jungle warfare techniques?

Military junta or totalitarian despot?

because we broke off from them before we became a country
we hate them too, btw

>Best jungle warfare techniques?
scorched earth
>Military junta or totalitarian despot?
military junta

What are the natives like?

No. We hate you cuz you fucks keep coming illegally and all you do is ask for money in the roads. Least our immigrants work.

How easy is it for a gringo to get robbed murdered or kidnapped?

Are happy about the continuous revolution in your country?

CIA or KGB?

Favorite short lived government?

>Chicano and cholos
>working

El crimen es tan malo como se rumorea?

>We hate you cuz you fucks keep coming illegally and all you do is ask for money in the roads.
Orly? What a coincidence!

>Least our immigrants work.
Very debatable.

Who /Najera/ here
Dad was a wealthy land owner or some shit before he got killed.

Do you guys need a regime change? Because we can help you with that.

OP was murdered already.

ayyy, viva la raza!

What are the internet speeds like?

If i had 25k, could i live there comfortably (and safely) for a while without working?

Can i own my own guns?

What are your extradition policies?

Are you a timber nigger?

come to Panama. if you keep a low profile you will be fine. and please, dont go raping and murdering girls out in the jungle. police ALWAYS get those guys.

my madre was from guatemala and my gramps was a commie who died when they purged the indian commies

explain that

That answers like, maybe one of my questions max.

Other beanfags can speak for themselves, I don't hate Guatemala. The only person I've met from there was pretty based and the government loves to crackdown Mexican criminals, be it politicians or drug faglords.

oookay.
>internet is fine

>with 25k you could probably last a year without working (if you want stuff like good food, good internet, decent apartment, satellite tv and stuff like that) you could last about 3 years with crappy food, crappy internet and a crappy place to live.

>you can own guns if you are 25 y.o or older. I think you have to pass a mental wellness test first.

>idk about extradition policies

What's the average Chapín's opinion of the military? My uncle was a member, and later commander of some Kaibiles before retiring. I know there was some political upheaval recently due to massive corruption, but I'm not read up on who's to blame.

Cell phone internet is wide spread in central/south america, 2-3G speed. Guns are probably not legal cuz revolutions but attainable. Dunno about extradition, depends on what you did and what the ransom would be. You'd be found quick though, small world.

mostly quiet and humble unless you commit a crime in a village and they lynch you in a mob
>very easy
>not when it's co-opted by commies
>black dick up the ass or big black dick up the ass?
>jacobo arbenz, the savior of sovereignty
more or less, russkie friend
i don't really know man
yes but not from you, yours is not the best track record
ayy my split in two neighbor
>pretty good for me because i am rich, not so good elsewhere
>not for a year
>yes, but the laws are a bit weird because most people (especially in govt) don't know shit about shit
>not sure
i am half german

there was a ""revolution"" against US backed military dictators that resulted in 36 years of a bloody civil war and the deaths of upwards of 150,000 civilians.

i am an army reserves soldier, so i think i'm equipped to answer this question.
they did do some fucked up shit during the war, and they have served as the armed wing for the fucking shitty oligarchy, but i think they get a lot of undeserved shit from leftists.

we have reasonable gun laws and allow concealed carry
i'm not sure on the rifle front tho, but i'm looking into it

>viva la raza
>ayy

In case you retards don't know, this means that these posters are for "the race" which is the Spanish-Amerind mestizo shitskin race. Don't get rused, rTD immigrants. Gautemala is not based, it is a shithole.

sorry m8
i'm not for all that mexican "viva la raza" shit
i was only greeting my jewish neighbor here

kek relax

Thanks for answering my question senpai. Stay safe from the commies. If you meet a lesbian chick with huge tits named Abarú, that might be my cousin. Do me a favor and fuck the degeneracy out of her.

to a trip to the capital a few years back
it's pretty comfy

unf, fuck i might just, senpai
i just want a cowtits gf tb-h

How do you feel about ES?

How much of your income is from drugs esse?

EL GUATEPE- nah just kidding, you guys are ok on my book.
El Salavador on the other hand...

exactly 0$
can't say my expenditures on drugs have been zero, though. especially last year

ES?

My friends dad shot bazookas and shit during the civil war over there. He also speak kiche or whatever its called.

Commies burned down my mother's village
that's where my hatred of commies came from I guess

El Salvador. You like them pupusas or what?

> be 15, on trip to Guatemala to visit family
> take a walk around my dad's old hometown
> buy my first beer at a little corner tienda, be a little confused on why the shopkeeper just poured it in a plastic bag with a damn straw, but whatever I have an ice cold Gallo
> have a great time getting day drunk and wandering a foreign city
>10 years later, find out Gallo is sold in 'Murcia under the name Famosa
> buy that shit expecting a nostalgia rush of teenage memories
> it's an absolutely terrible beer, worse than bottom shelf crap like natty ice and the like
> memories shattered

I'd like to think you all just and us some kinda watered down piss version.

>commie spics
>in america
>shooting bazooka
Please ICE track these people down

Kek I love that shit. Sodas in a plastic was the best.

Same user different ID
They're like annoying neighbors
I used to have a crush on a salvadiorian girl
They're basically our canada, to put it simply

Famosa != gallo
They sold you mexican shit, because mexicans bought the brand
Down here it's actually breddy gud

I dont do drugs. unless you count coffee

Stop sending your people to my country.

I agree i wish i could

Thoughts on Pinochet? And are people religious there?

>pinochet
I don't know enough to form an educated opinion, but i find the helicopter rides to be one of the most based things i've read about in history

>religious
Yes, very.
Mostly catholic but we have a growing ev*ngelical problem.
There's a mormon in my platoon. Those guysnare uber weird

Ugh Evangeliniggers are the worst, do you guys have freedom of religion there? Or can you just shoot them?

Are you guys like the Texas of central america?

What lead to yall breaking off?

We're poor m8, not muslim

I guess so, yeah
Mostly conflict of interest. Mexicans wanted to take advantage of this land and we didn't want that. The lat am independence shockwave started in guatemala, you know?

Was Guatemalan independence part of the Bolivar meme?

No, it was a whole other meme