Im feeling cozy tonight. Can we get a cozy thread going before shit goes down in france tomorrow?

Im feeling cozy tonight. Can we get a cozy thread going before shit goes down in france tomorrow?

Le Pen will lose, don't bother.

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>Le Pen will lose
>leaf
Thats what I expect from a leaf

This is a sensible chuckle.

flag checks out

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Ill just break both my legs when the draft comes.

Don't be a pussy user. There is no greater joy in the world than taking aim at a mudslime and feeling the recoil of your rifle and watching the goat fucker lump over and twitch

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Kik username?

Not how it works lad, your leg might heal. Just browse Reddit and get cancer instead.

Maybe I can just wear a mask with your face on it. They will think I have down syndrome and I wont get drafted

How can one movie be so comfy lads?

> He eats the bacon

Kek

>Thinking sandniggerdom is a religon
>intelligent
Pick one

>tomorrow
Mate I think the voting starts here in about three hours

Le Penn will win. No doubt about it lads, stay comfy.

>imblying

>walks in on user
>user looks at me
>I rub his tt's w/butter
>N.Korea joins orgy
>Kim Il Sung farts
>the world is in ashes
>loves manga

>How can one movie be so comfy lads?
Original story written before the cultural poison, movie adaptation made before the SJW poison

This

this desu
Kek will not betray her