Syria General /sg/ - Comfy Best Hits Edition

Everything you need to know
syriagenerals.wordpress.com/
>YouTube
youtube.com/channel/UCSelGrgxKyKFrugrfns3FBA/

>SOUTHFRONT Apr21
youtu.be/KhVvgXDJQxU

>Newest Interviews with Assad
youtu.be/L5W2obVY2pE [NEW]
youtu.be/Bnpy7mrGMS0

PERMANENT MAPS
>Maeplet
maeplet.com/
>Livemap
globaleventmap.org
>hohol livemap
syria.liveuamap.com/
>Military map
militarymaps.info/
>Syria conflict map
cartercenter.org/syria-conflict-map/

>Fan maps
twitter.com/syria_protector
twitter.com/PetoLucem
twitter.com/miladvisor
twitter.com/a7_mirza
twitter.com/hamza_780
edmaps.com
syriancivilwarmap.com

RECENT MAPS
>N Hama Apr21
i.imgur.com/X4b5rFT.jpg
>Mosul Apr20
i.imgur.com/Cw21yLn.jpg
>Raqqa Apr19
i.imgur.com/72j3nFT.jpg
>Jobar Arp14
i.imgur.com/NXDtN1k.jpg
>Daara Apr14
i.imgur.com/9CpwSOJ.jpg
>Palmyra Apr11
i.imgur.com/nB560y0.jpg
>N Aleppo Apr11
i.imgur.com/yFn46c9.jpg

Developments Apr23
>unconfirmed: new chemical attack in E Damascus
>N Hama:SAA full control over Tal ‘Aqab&Tal Al-Muntar hiltops, Madajin Checkpoint, Al-Samam Farms,now attacking Halfaya
>SAA atempts to advance in W Aleppo, clashes ongoing
>DeZ:after powerful IS attack, SAA regains initiative as IS retreats at cemetery
>Assad:100% sure chemical weapons reached Syria via Turkey
>IS counter-offensive in rural Aleppo(near Jirah Airbase), no gains
>Jews attack targets in Syria in response to mortars hitting Golan Heights
>SAA opens fire on Israeli drone after three airstrikes hit the Golan Heights
>Jihadists call on all rebel factions to send reinforcements to N Hama
>Fresh skirmishes in rural Latakia leave 10+ jihadist dead
>SAA launches major offensive in E Ghouta
>Death toll rises to 140 in Taliban raid on Afghan military base
>Yemen: 384 Saudi-backed troops killed in 20 days of fighting

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>must watch

American senator tell the other side of the story: youtu.be/0FNtEWfay_8
>Syria: Not a Revolution: youtu.be/8prwbWLa7f0
>THE TRUTH ABOUT White helmets: youtu.be/8aAaReVn2I4 | youtu.be/Es7oBV6b43Y
more on white helmets: youtu.be/tseqwNIXhDQ | youtu.be/792ODrhwKkk
>Virginia senator on Aleppo: youtu.be/VfyDgDTu0Go
UN Neutral report on "War Crimes" in Syria: youtube.com/watch?v=Yc-RmAVK8Pg

>What's REALLY Happening in Syria (by SyrianGirlPartisan): youtube.com/watch?v=t6BRVQDEO7k [
Syria ambassador in USA: youtube.com/watch?v=U3LTTbOYVfU
>The Face of American Regime Change: youtu.be/T634A6AWR9c
Assad visits monastery for Christmas: youtu.be/aG_SutViEmQ
Soldier met family after 5 years: youtu.be/zHoeU9mZ1Xss
>The Lies of Syria: youtu.be/TjHniRRgOao
NGO’s and hybrid warfare: youtube.com/watch?v=ro1byfe5vUM


WikiLeaks: Turkish oil minister links to Isis oil trade
- wikileaks.org/berats-box/article
Top aide to Hillary Clinton: :Al-Qaeda is on our side in Syria
- wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/23225

>SJWs march from Germany to Aleppo "over the course of three and a half months"
youtu.be/L2A3KidIhe8
Progress: 20 left out of 3000+ at the start, after crying around at the Slovenia-Croatia fence and bitching about visas, on march 12th they entered in Bosnia and Herzegovina, April 11th they were in Serbia

Thread reminder to watch Threads.
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>Based Syriabro visits Aleppo citadel,hangs out with Ru military,tiger forces,takes pictures 4 /sg/
His story archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/109827054/

Aleppobro fresh pix drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B9sFK8tMo4H7LW56WWlpdDRIRnc

huge if true
twitter.com/sayed_ridha/status/856008200725831680

>#Syria #Hama #NorthernHama Photo Taking this morning at #Btaysh/#Bateish as #SAA #SyrianArmy & Allies captured it a while ago
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/856007824480010240

halfaya SOON

lol!
aha ty homie :D

TY 4 BAKING BRAZBRO. bananabread too fresh

BREAKING NEWS

COUNTRYSIDE GENERAL NOW BEING SPOTTED IN THE HAMA FRONT

CLAIMS THAT LOSING IN THEIR OWN OFFENSIVE IS JUST PHASE 132 AND THAT THIS WILL BE THE REAL END OF ASSAD

HAS REPORTEDLY DONE SUCCESSFUL AUTISTIC SCREECHING AGAINST THE SAA (TIGER FORCE DENIES THIS)

#Syria #Hama #NorthernHama Loc of #Btaysh/#Bateish & Al Tarabei CP's which were captured by #SAA this morning South of #Halfaya #Helfaya

Does /sg/ support science?

wow. that`s a rare assad. neat!

Halfaya soon!

are they saying that military science is bad?

>not shilling against the superior brazilian ordnance.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trocano

Well they better not botch this, Ivans flattened the enemy enough by now.

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Another huge if true
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/856010956660510720

Hope I don't jinx it but:
ALLEGEDLY UNDER ALLEGED FULL CONTROL

they're apparently doing combat operations right now.
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/856011608224669696

SO IS HAMA GOING TO BE LIBERATED?

Though imagine living there.
>Mahmoud, soldiers came and proclaimed they control Halfaya now
>Oh, ok. Bring out the flag.
>The green one or the red one?

Quick run down on possible chemical attack?

Huge if true.

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Wait for pictures
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/856013217935613952

>wait for pictures from the heart of halfaya

>#Syria #Hama #NorthernHama #Syrian Reporter Siba Mansour Just posted Helfaya is under the control of SAA, morning of victory #VictoryMorning
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/856014269762162688

My twitter feed is exploding with the news that Helfaya has been recaptured.
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/856014701532196866

CHEMICAL WEAPONS WON
>#Syria #Hama #NorthernHama Photo's released by #NDF #NationalDefenceForces @ #Halfaya #Helfaya Region.
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/856014701532196866

>insert pepe with popcorn.jpg
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/856015077958451200
>Militants have put Helfaya as the "Enemy"

HAHAHAHAHA YOU ASS-AD FAGGOTS THINK HE'S WINNING BUT REALLY HE'S LOSING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Pictures are here
twitter.com/sayed_ridha/status/856015863106772992

EXCELLENT
>#Syria #Hama #NorthernHama #SAA #SyrianArmy & #NDF were able to enter #Helfaya #Halfaya After capturing Sansahar,Btaysh,Tarabih CP, Tarabih
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/856016089628762113

TACTICAL LAST SUPER SECRET HOSPITAL BOMBING NOW
REMEMBER THE BABIES DAHNALD

>that dried up pool of blood where someone was probably moderately beheaded a few days ago
looks comfy lads!

Syrians are pussies. There is very low blood. Wait for the incoming Turkish civil war. You all gonna see real civil war, real combat, real atrocities, real massacres, real ambushes and sieges. You will follow real bloodbath. After Turkish civil war you will look at Syrian civil war as a disney cartoon.

So is HAMA now under the control of the Syrian government?

k, keep me posted

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I think there is only one major town left, then it will be.
Then on to Idlib.

It's not a victory until you shoot guns in the air
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/856017370401431552

Please stop Mustafa. That'd be a disaster.

Literally constant "a boy who cried wolf".

Can't be confirmed and only makes FSA look bad in the long run, especially as it lacks real motive for goverment, unless all officials are suicidal of course.

It's becoming so anoying and frequent false flaging from FSA that SAA could literally do a chemical attack somewere between falseflag attacks, and nobody would take FSA's word with grain of salt.

Start it, set yourself on fire
>I G N I T E

blog.dilbert.com/post/159264981001/the-syrian-gas-attack-persuasion

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HOW MANY DUMB HASHTAGS ARE WE GOING TO SEE IN TWITTER AND GOYBOOK?

>nobody would take FSA's word with grain of salt.
MSM and Trump does though

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What are the results?

Pesky postering and cheeky smuging.

This is not 90's and early 00's for Russia to be a pushover like before. Nothing is ever going to be done.

That's because they're being used by the CIA to push their agenda

True it's only the normies opinion of Assad that has changed and a few planes destroyed.
The point was just people actually believes Al Qaeda.

>launch surprise attack on Hama
>roll over garrisons
>terrorists get excited that they'll capture Hama
>Tiger shows up
>all gains reversed in a couple weeks
>now terrorists lost two major points in a day
For God's sake, just surrender and fuck off already.

ty ty :)

LOLLLL

almost missed this. quality post tho

sign me up i'll stomp some roaches

have you seen the "moderate rebel" leaders??

they look like a middle school girls basketball team man. need to eat those veggies

twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/856023652147621890
>BREAKING SAA Syrian Army & NDF & Allies have Just Captured Zour abu Zeid/Zor Abu Zayd NORTH OF Bateish Btaysh

Next stop Idlib.

here we goooooo, in syria you don't need a clock for wake up

youtube.com/watch?v=zuIFusOiMSg&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=LXSuQeaFh4vwRTCM-6

gnite /sg/

liberation
>#Syria #Hama #NorthernHama More Photo's of #NDF & #SAA #SyrianArmy Commanders/Soldiers after capturing #Halfaya #Helfaya City.
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/856029344032018432

you can't sleep when gains are coming

wtf brazilbro

i tried bro. i mixed coffee and whiskey tonite. i can`t anymore. look forward to waking up with more gainz tho!

Night brabro

I'm gonna hit the hay too gotta coach in morning

Night burgerbro

That just means we get to wake up to a pile of sweet sweet gains :)))

Ah and to clarify. I'm not in shape or anything, but I'm also not going around chopping kids heads off. If you're decapitating folks you should at least do some push-ups n stuff. Al-Nusra looking like the moderate beheader reserve squad.... Kk Gnight Gnight SG

this USA today cartoon really made me think

What do you guys think of the hyper normalization bbc movie?

Get that MK ultra shit out of here

Don't look at picture folks. Subliminal associative tactics...

are you the guy who follow asma's instagram?

Yeah lol

post her account plz, i wanna follow her

She does not follow me back :(

What up niggers,comfy nigh/mourning?

is that a legit account or just someone obssesed with her?

It tas 125k followers,probably legit

Oh.. Yeah I don't think it's proper her. My guess is that it's govt official or something. Hopefully she is related the positive messages tho lol

Pidorashka fuck off Ukraine will conquer Russia by 2020 and have an economy to rival Germany. Putin thinks he can mess with the Cossack Empire but hes wrong. History has shown that you cant conquer the Ukrainian people you Muscovite pig. You can support Novofail all you want but when Ukraine's next summer offensive starts no one will have your back when the Ukrainians reach Vladivostok you filthy rooster. You cna call my a Nazi, you can call me a hohol, but those words are the end of you. Im currently tracking your IP and when i send it to Poroshenko's office the Berkut will be raiding your home in testudo formation there will be no more vodka for you. YOU PIG MUSCOVITE FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY COUNTRY YOU WILL NEVER CONQUER UKRAINE THE SPIRIT OF STEPAN BANDERA WILL GAS PUTIN ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER CORRUPT POLITICIAN IN YOUR SO CALLED PARLIAMENT. SLAVA UKRAINASLAVA SLAVA GEROY SLAVA.

Praise Bandera and god bless Ukraine

Doesn't it make you mad how he's opressing those kids in the top right picture?

Left. Damnit

I don't think she'd have or use instagram to post about her daily activities. She'd be literally asking to get doxed by the head choppers if she did have an account that is active

CTR and JIDF are everywhere damn

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ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!

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0wned,p0wned an laid the fuckout by MEMEBLOC. dam your a fag.. have double the dose of flippum birdums 0_o,,

YOU MAKE ME SO HOT, IM WAGGLING MY WILLY TO YOU;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

!teach them the way of the willy...wank, waggle its all in the mind;))

whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s

let us waggle it

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anyone else up for some wiggly waggling pure psy/mayaka style? i say we waggle it HARD tonight willy boys

how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass...mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day...when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?

ME AND MY MATES WAGGLE OURWILLIESTO PORNO!!! IT'S CALLED PORN!!!!! I SEARCHED THE WORD PORNO IN GOOGLE WHILE MY MUMMY WASN'T LOOKING;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!

CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhMYYYYYWILLlyyyy!!!!!!!!!!;)

ohyhhhhmy willyfeelssogood;))))endlessWILLYPLEASURE.
u wanna some willy wanking tips I give you some my willywanking grasshopper
>step 1: grab your willy
>step 2: waggle it up and down!!!!!!
>step 3: even tho it hurts waggle it to FULLJOY!!!!mmHHHHmmmmmwaggleurwilly;))
>step 4: CUM WILLY JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!myWIIIIIIIIIILLLLYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How am I JIDF?
What the fuck?

ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))

ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

no i was talking about jihadists who would say shit against asma in instagram

Why are burguers so retarded?

Haha! ZERMAGHERD we must stop Bashar and Asma from oppressing all deez Instagram babiez!!!

Goes back to 2015 and has some RARES!!!!

oh then yeah

>presidential trip to venezuela
And here a pic of assad with el comandante chavez

SAA just took Halfaya in the North Hama forny and the Jiahdists are on the run. BTFO Jihadis Long live Assad Glory to the Russian Heros.

>not dropping this hack for being the original 4dchesscuck

Huh?

Woo! I knew it! Halfaya nash cyka)))

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Dilbert man is always making every single move by Trump look like a grand master chess move, even after cranking up the false song of globalism to eleven
If I remember correctly he rationalized the attack on the Syrian base after clearly saying it's a false flag

I don't read his blog very often, only saw this article when I was reading the comics and felt it was spot on and easy to digest for "normies".

HAMA UNDER GOV CONTROL
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/856042168254943233