>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Also, new Animoot OC for my Count von Bodycount posters. Love you guys.
Oliver Hall
who's phone number is that dispatch just read off?
Ian Evans
Logan Square reporting in
Nathaniel Gray
Reporting for duty, bump.
Jordan Edwards
no idea.
Did Robert just say that a victim didn't want pics taken?
John James
>we had a stabbing so there's lots of blood
Jayden Robinson
throwing shade >that's called being parents
Jaxon Williams
lots of asshole behavior tonight, besides the normal brutality. Male Black is a cranky bitch this evening.
Owen Foster
>got a body
David Garcia
you'd be cranky too if your EBT was about to run out
Dylan Garcia
A week to go before the welfare checks hit. Lean times and bad moods
Xavier Davis
>I'm white and not on welfare, so I never thought of that Well fuck me. That makes sense.
Also, compare pic to OP pic. is this better in the smaller size, or the larger?
Jaxson Sanders
Thanks for the new bread. Just got here and looked through the last thread. Looks like a pretty good night for coonery, even being cold as shit on the lake.
Hudson Stewart
>implying Male Black didn't spend his entire EBT on malt liquor and cheap fried chicken the day he got it
Jaxon Peterson
>I listen to recordings of buses running their routes to go to sleep. I did something similar with diesel generators. Its strange how comforting it is.
NBD, my dude. Gotta keep the comfy bus rolling.
Well, there's probably a few who got the novel idea to hang on to some of it, and those are the ones running lean at last?
Camden Miller
Fuckin A Right man, this is some bullshit. I have to wait till the 9th to get my stamps. I gotta wait for 15 more days. God damn right that's bullshit!
Elijah Campbell
just got in, anything good?
Colton Roberts
Any Roberts getting spam errors while posting?
Luke James
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Jackson Stewart
100 car drag race, apparently 11 shooting vics, a stabbing with lots of blood, rape, cranky loud bitches, guns guns guns! suspect chased down on foot, had an open state's warrant--weapon siezed, lots of cranky coon shit.
James Fisher
occasionally, haven't quite figured out the pattern yet.
Dylan Wilson
2:00 is the golden hour right?
Hunter Kelly
I work on cargo ships as engineer. I can't sleep unless the diesels are singing their song.
Jace Ramirez
The smaller works good and it is a MB smaller
CATPCHA: wtf is this. bus night?
Isaiah Ortiz
Someone rented an air bnb to Black Male. One of the conditions was "no family members." Came back to find 100+ family members. Time to call Robert.
Julian Scott
>I don't know how he jumped a fence with a bike but that's impressive... let me know.
Chase is on!
Tyler Garcia
>that HIGH SPEED CHASE BACKGROUND AUDIO...TIRESCREECH FUCK ME THIS SHIT IS INTENSSEEEEE
thanks
..what does the computer control aboard ship that needs a UN and PW?
Hunter Russell
Male black in his prime is capable of throwing off that many half brothers and sisters. I'll allow some credence that this is a baby mama family reunion
Your MS Paints are fucking dank, Mr. Marine Engie. I cannot into hacks, so that would be futile. I will admit to disappointment that you aren't drawing algo-memes on some kind of engine-regulating PC or something.
Bentley Bailey
mocking the bare hand ass wipers on your engine-regulating is okay with me Mr. Marine Engine.
Nicholas Taylor
>DRAG RACERS EDITION
Jace Foster
Thanks Robert, shame management doesn't see the "dankness" or even humor in my shitty MS paint skillz though! I even designed new PPE (personal protective equipment) for our navigation crew (mates and captains) based on their sexual assignment...
Carter Carter
... Thanks... I guess???
Kevin Nelson
Any Mandarin speakers?
Noah Peterson
>Holy shit, it's not just AvE, all canuckistan engie types are like this I'm not actually surprised, really. You guys are genuinely hilarious.
Cooper Clark
I can't watch AvE, because we're so similar we'd either have to fuck or fight. I'm sure you can figure which way that would go!
Elijah Torres
>mad that he didn't pay even in chiraq...
Adam Phillips
Is it true that Canada is like an episode of Kenny vs Spenny?
Mason Ramirez
No, Red Green show is closer representation.
Gabriel Evans
>I'm sure you can figure which way that would go! I'm already working on my slashfic. It involves a lot of sweating, maple syrup, and a lathe restoration.
>A lot of people pushing a dark car down a ramp
Evan Clark
No, they are both raging faggots. Trailer park boys and of course Bob and Doug are much more Canadian.
Colton Rivera
How did I forget red green? I'm a pre 1000 member of his fan club! Used to pass the possum van everyday on my way to work back in Ontario.
David Cruz
>just like Liam Neeson in Taken they need your special set of skills over at the red line
Colton Morris
>Dispatch tells Robert they need his "Liam Neeson special set of skills" LADS I-
Juan Edwards
>man hearing voices at the red line station
them damned voices again
Evan Rivera
>lived in NYC for a month helping out a family member open up a store >got maybe three hours of sleep a night By the end of it I was near killing someone. the damn noise seeps in via vibration, I have no idea how people enjoy that..
Wyatt Hall
AvE would give his left nut to play with my lathe!
>just moved and still organizing/running the electrical.
That cock sucker will take all the power on my street once I get it going.
Jaxon Clark
Dispatch Bantz off the fucking charts tonight
WE WUZ TAKEN: CHICONGO NIGHTS
Austin Kelly
>stable is NOT a condition
gunshot wound
Dylan Parker
I can understand that, living in a city. On a ship, if those diesels aren't running we have no power, no lights, no steering, no Propulsion. It's imperil ive that they run 24/7, when I hear them stop, I am in a world of shit...
Colton Morgan
Christ, are you turning out cannons?
Isaiah Morgan
Sup /CPD/ late to the party, what's been the best happening tonight?
Isaac Green
>hat cock sucker will take all the power on my street once I get it going. L U S T
I'd like to think he is. It's what I'd be making.
Jaxson Thompson
Oh shit, sounds like they're bringing in a killer.
Henry Brown
aw sheeit they've found a confirmed killer apparently.
Sebastian King
>913 Robert you good?
Aiden Reyes
APB to be on the lookout for his ass
Ayden Mitchell
>male blacks beating her vehicle with bats
Camden Ward
>female beating on her car with a bat
Luke Sanchez
It's 24"x80" between centres and over the bed. Weighs ~10,000lbs. She's been with me about 18 years and pounded out lots of parts. I WOULD Like a small tool room type lathe for fine work, but I get it done on this. She will cut .600" on diameter @ .0135"/rev @ 500fps usin CNMG432 inserts,buried to the max.
Blake Torres
>surrounding the car >she's got kids with her
Leo Russell
>1am driving around in the hood with kids in the car sheboons
Jayden Cooper
SLOW IT DOWN
Justin Bailey
>requesting pictures of the blood and swabs of the blood
Ethan Johnson
aye. this be a tribal affair. Best Robert leave this to the Shaman to clear up.
Jose Hill
>critical >stab wound to the chest wew
Connor White
>stab wound to the chest >critical condition
F
Aaron Torres
>critical is a condition >stable is not wut
Ryan Cruz
Stab wounds are easy to treat, it's bullet wounds that fuck someone up.
Julian Cox
>speedracers lining up
Easton Morgan
Check yo privilege there white boi, or just check yo keys, whatever. Fuck it's great to be white and not on welfare!
Brayden Allen
Why is that? I'm not a doctor but I'd think getting stabbed would be worse since it covers a larger area
Adam Nelson
>he's shooting out of the car after yelling at someone >male hispanic or arabic
Nathan Lewis
>drop top bentley shooting out of the car
Xavier Reed
RIGHT??
>MALE SPIC OR DUNECOON >BALD >DRUNK >INNA RAGTOP BENTLEY >CURSING AT AND SHOOTING AT CALLER >DRIVING AROUND THE BLOCK I FUCKING LOVE THIS TOWN!!
Kayden Kelly
maybe because it's a clean separation along tissue planes and its' easier for vascular surgery/plastic surgery/general surgery to stitch back up, because with a gunshot wound you need to explore the body cavity it ends up in for the bullet if you can't find it on imaging and it tends to tear up all the vasculature and tissue
Gabriel Carter
>she hit him in the head >not sure with what
Juan Diaz
Fair enough, makes sense
Owen Wood
>Knives don't tend to fragment Does that make medical sense?
Isaiah Gomez
>massive 300 person party Oh yes now we're talking.
Jace Collins
>over 300 at a party
hell, dispatch the wagons
Cameron Collins
>Illegal party
Lincoln Ortiz
>we have over 300 people here >underage party
Daniel Foster
robert needs to break out the tear gas
Robert Torres
knives in general are much less dynamic foreign bodies. Like a bullet, you probably won't get an immediate kill unless you hit the heart or the CNS, but a bullet of any real mass can be driven through bone with explosive force, generates a larger temporary wound cavity besides the permanent one, and depending on the bullet's construction, can indeed fragment, shedding mass tangentially as transits through the various strata of a soft body
Luke Wood
Knives go in the body and stay there or come out, but bullets are hard af to find if the patient is exsanguinating actively from the wound and needs to be resuscitated multiple times and there's no time for imaging/radiology consult.
Kayden Foster
This and a combination of bullets at lose ranges potentially disrupting body functions with hydrostatic shock but that is kind of entering into wound ballistics that is beyond me
good lecture on the topic of it from a surgeon's perspective youtu.be/wXwPtP-KDNk
Asher Roberts
>LAST NAME MOHAMMED >common spelling aren't there at least 10 common spellings?
Adam Young
>30 to 40 gang members not letting traffic through
Carter Bennett
NUH JUSSIS NUH PEECE
Caleb Sanders
she is on her game having fun tonight
Jaxson Price
>group fighting by white castle
Sounds like the drag racers got violent
Landon Long
>group fight >15 to 20 of em
Logan Gutierrez
Sassy deserves it. Likewise, I hope there's good movies on TCM tonight so Wanda/Crabby dispatch can have a comfy night off.
Jose Anderson
I understand that knives don't enter the body at speeds +1000ft/sec, but a knife can do a lot of damage. Twist, thrust up, twist exit. I agree, a clean stab wound is probably easy to stitch up, but if the assailant is skilled, he coukd leave a mess.
Joshua Thomas
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Eli Morgan
WHO IS ROBERT!?!?!?!?
Zachary Morales
Aw shiettt
>speedracers now fighting at thw White Castle. >Go speed racer go