/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - CRASHING THIS HOUSE PARTY EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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who's phone number is that dispatch just read off?

Logan Square reporting in

Reporting for duty, bump.

no idea.

Did Robert just say that a victim didn't want pics taken?

>we had a stabbing so there's lots of blood

throwing shade
>that's called being parents

lots of asshole behavior tonight, besides the normal brutality. Male Black is a cranky bitch this evening.

>got a body

you'd be cranky too if your EBT was about to run out

A week to go before the welfare checks hit. Lean times and bad moods

>I'm white and not on welfare, so I never thought of that
Well fuck me. That makes sense.

Also, compare pic to OP pic. is this better in the smaller size, or the larger?

Thanks for the new bread. Just got here and looked through the last thread. Looks like a pretty good night for coonery, even being cold as shit on the lake.

>implying Male Black didn't spend his entire EBT on malt liquor and cheap fried chicken the day he got it

>I listen to recordings of buses running their routes to go to sleep.
I did something similar with diesel generators. Its strange how comforting it is.

NBD, my dude. Gotta keep the comfy bus rolling.

Well, there's probably a few who got the novel idea to hang on to some of it, and those are the ones running lean at last?

Fuckin A Right man, this is some bullshit. I have to wait till the 9th to get my stamps. I gotta wait for 15 more days.
God damn right that's bullshit!

just got in, anything good?

Any Roberts getting spam errors while posting?

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100 car drag race, apparently 11 shooting vics, a stabbing with lots of blood, rape, cranky loud bitches, guns guns guns! suspect chased down on foot, had an open state's warrant--weapon siezed, lots of cranky coon shit.

occasionally, haven't quite figured out the pattern yet.

2:00 is the golden hour right?

I work on cargo ships as engineer. I can't sleep unless the diesels are singing their song.

The smaller works good and it is a MB smaller

CATPCHA: wtf is this. bus night?

Someone rented an air bnb to Black Male. One of the conditions was "no family members." Came back to find 100+ family members. Time to call Robert.

>I don't know how he jumped a fence with a bike but that's impressive... let me know.

Chase is on!

>that HIGH SPEED CHASE BACKGROUND AUDIO...TIRESCREECH
FUCK ME THIS SHIT IS INTENSSEEEEE

thanks

..what does the computer control aboard ship that needs a UN and PW?

Male black in his prime is capable of throwing off that many half brothers and sisters. I'll allow some credence that this is a baby mama family reunion

Nothing, if you want to hack it try [email protected]

Your MS Paints are fucking dank, Mr. Marine Engie. I cannot into hacks, so that would be futile. I will admit to disappointment that you aren't drawing algo-memes on some kind of engine-regulating PC or something.

mocking the bare hand ass wipers on your engine-regulating is okay with me Mr. Marine Engine.

>DRAG RACERS EDITION

Thanks Robert, shame management doesn't see the "dankness" or even humor in my shitty MS paint skillz though! I even designed new PPE (personal protective equipment) for our navigation crew (mates and captains) based on their sexual assignment...

... Thanks... I guess???

Any Mandarin speakers?

>Holy shit, it's not just AvE, all canuckistan engie types are like this
I'm not actually surprised, really. You guys are genuinely hilarious.

I can't watch AvE, because we're so similar we'd either have to fuck or fight. I'm sure you can figure which way that would go!

>mad that he didn't pay
even in chiraq...

Is it true that Canada is like an episode of Kenny vs Spenny?

No, Red Green show is closer representation.

>I'm sure you can figure which way that would go!
I'm already working on my slashfic. It involves a lot of sweating, maple syrup, and a lathe restoration.

>A lot of people pushing a dark car down a ramp

No, they are both raging faggots. Trailer park boys and of course Bob and Doug are much more Canadian.

How did I forget red green? I'm a pre 1000 member of his fan club! Used to pass the possum van everyday on my way to work back in Ontario.

>just like Liam Neeson in Taken they need your special set of skills over at the red line

>Dispatch tells Robert they need his "Liam Neeson special set of skills"
LADS I-

>man hearing voices at the red line station

them damned voices again

>lived in NYC for a month helping out a family member open up a store
>got maybe three hours of sleep a night
By the end of it I was near killing someone. the damn noise seeps in via vibration, I have no idea how people enjoy that..

AvE would give his left nut to play with my lathe!

>just moved and still organizing/running the electrical.

That cock sucker will take all the power on my street once I get it going.

Dispatch Bantz off the fucking charts tonight

WE WUZ TAKEN: CHICONGO NIGHTS

>stable is NOT a condition

gunshot wound

I can understand that, living in a city. On a ship, if those diesels aren't running we have no power, no lights, no steering, no
Propulsion. It's imperil ive that they run 24/7, when I hear them stop, I am in a world of shit...

Christ, are you turning out cannons?

Sup /CPD/ late to the party, what's been the best happening tonight?

>hat cock sucker will take all the power on my street once I get it going.
L U S T

I'd like to think he is. It's what I'd be making.

Oh shit, sounds like they're bringing in a killer.

aw sheeit they've found a confirmed killer apparently.

>913 Robert you good?

APB to be on the lookout for his ass

>male blacks beating her vehicle with bats

>female beating on her car with a bat

It's 24"x80" between centres and over the bed. Weighs ~10,000lbs. She's been with me about 18 years and pounded out lots of parts. I WOULD Like a small tool room type lathe for fine work, but I get it done on this. She will cut .600" on diameter @ .0135"/rev @ 500fps usin CNMG432 inserts,buried to the max.

>surrounding the car
>she's got kids with her

>1am driving around in the hood with kids in the car
sheboons

SLOW
IT
DOWN

>requesting pictures of the blood and swabs of the blood

aye. this be a tribal affair. Best Robert leave this to the Shaman to clear up.

>critical
>stab wound to the chest
wew

>stab wound to the chest
>critical condition

F

>critical is a condition
>stable is not
wut

Stab wounds are easy to treat, it's bullet wounds that fuck someone up.

>speedracers lining up

Check yo privilege there white boi, or just check yo keys, whatever. Fuck it's great to be white and not on welfare!

Why is that? I'm not a doctor but I'd think getting stabbed would be worse since it covers a larger area

>he's shooting out of the car after yelling at someone
>male hispanic or arabic

>drop top bentley shooting out of the car

RIGHT??

>MALE SPIC OR DUNECOON
>BALD
>DRUNK
>INNA RAGTOP BENTLEY
>CURSING AT AND SHOOTING AT CALLER
>DRIVING AROUND THE BLOCK
I FUCKING LOVE THIS TOWN!!

maybe because it's a clean separation along tissue planes and its' easier for vascular surgery/plastic surgery/general surgery to stitch back up, because with a gunshot wound you need to explore the body cavity it ends up in for the bullet if you can't find it on imaging and it tends to tear up all the vasculature and tissue

>she hit him in the head
>not sure with what

Fair enough, makes sense

>Knives don't tend to fragment
Does that make medical sense?

>massive 300 person party
Oh yes now we're talking.

>over 300 at a party

hell, dispatch the wagons

>Illegal party

>we have over 300 people here
>underage party

robert needs to break out the tear gas

knives in general are much less dynamic foreign bodies. Like a bullet, you probably won't get an immediate kill unless you hit the heart or the CNS, but a bullet of any real mass can be driven through bone with explosive force, generates a larger temporary wound cavity besides the permanent one, and depending on the bullet's construction, can indeed fragment, shedding mass tangentially as transits through the various strata of a soft body

Knives go in the body and stay there or come out, but bullets are hard af to find if the patient is exsanguinating actively from the wound and needs to be resuscitated multiple times and there's no time for imaging/radiology consult.

This and a combination of bullets at lose ranges potentially disrupting body functions with hydrostatic shock but that is kind of entering into wound ballistics that is beyond me

good lecture on the topic of it from a surgeon's perspective youtu.be/wXwPtP-KDNk

>LAST NAME MOHAMMED
>common spelling
aren't there at least 10 common spellings?

>30 to 40 gang members not letting traffic through

NUH JUSSIS NUH PEECE

she is on her game having fun tonight

>group fighting by white castle

Sounds like the drag racers got violent

>group fight
>15 to 20 of em

Sassy deserves it. Likewise, I hope there's good movies on TCM tonight so Wanda/Crabby dispatch can have a comfy night off.

I understand that knives don't enter the body at speeds +1000ft/sec, but a knife can do a lot of damage. Twist, thrust up, twist exit. I agree, a clean stab wound is probably easy to stitch up, but if the assailant is skilled, he coukd leave a mess.

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WHO IS ROBERT!?!?!?!?

Aw shiettt

>speedracers now fighting at thw White Castle. >Go speed racer go

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