Australia couldn't singlehandedly-destroy North Korea in a week

>Australia couldn't singlehandedly-destroy North Korea in a week
TOP KEK KOREAN GOOK SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Australians are ITCHING for a war with North Korea. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Korean soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the abos and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Korean gook shit they see. When Australia's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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Calm your farm kent. Who cares

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Fact: Australians have been proven time and time again to be the most powerful race on this earth

You'll fucking learn to respect Dear Leader you filthy white dog. We have sleeper agents everywhere.

YOU WOULD GET RUINED AND FRANCE WOULD HAVE TO STEP IN TO SAVE YOUR ASS THEN WE'D SURRENDER AND RELY ON TRUMP AND THE BURGER TEAM TO SAVE US ALL.

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The Announcer is America
Krusty the Clown is Australia
The Krusty Burglar is North Korea
The Kids are Russia, China, UN etc.

like bruh, its nice to see good old australia itching for a fight, but bruh, ain't you going a bit overboard?

but whatever happens you need to humiliate the fat kid

Second only to Emus.

australia's elite forces are impossible for north korea to beat...

THE EMUS, australia has lost a war to them itself

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>Fire nuke at australia
>It takes 8 hours to reach it's target
What did kim mean by this?

If you gave every Aussie NEET a comfy room, fast internet and minimal wage they would probably happily all build battleships and ballistic missiles fulltime. Just build the complex near iron ore supplies.

Will Kim have the good sense to nuke melbourne and leave the rest of us alone?

fuck off wanker, nice to see you have fallen for the war mongering propaganda

NK will just ally with your opposing emu forces.

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settle down mate. dont fall for the america is our ally meme. china is our largest trading partner and we have more chinese born citizens than americans. we should reconsider our alliance and choose china because in my opinion america is going to shit in the future and china will be the new america