Are you ready for the Portuguese-Australian Wars next Tuesday?
Are you ready for the Portuguese-Australian Wars next Tuesday?
Grayson Walker
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Jackson Gutierrez
why
Gabriel Collins
didn't know we were having a war, but ok
if we win does it mean I get a shitposter gf?
Justin James
Of course you can, rapaz
Lincoln Perez
noice
Levi Long
Because of the Carnation Revolution
Hudson Fisher
fuck poortugal
Joseph Thomas
No chance your winning, Portugal. We may be bros, but thats our son will fuck you up
John King
shut up or ill bash ya cunt
Hunter Nelson
And?
Jason Long
that's...that's not how you play euiii
Owen White
>Portuguese strip of land between Porto and Pequin
>Austria sucessfully removed Balkan and Anatolyan Kebab
>No France
And people still say this is best timeline
Ryder Sanders
*forms alliance with the emus*
Isaac Stewart
Did you have a bad breakup with some significant other user from Australia?
Carter Johnson
>Two irrelevant nations going to war.
That's cute
John Green
what the fuckkkk
Owen King
BRING IT ON
Jordan Lee
THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY IT!
Jack Ramirez
Eat my cock, cunt
Evan Diaz
"general, how will we combat the portuguese?"
"simple, we send our greatest weapon..."
>tuesday
"where are all our soldiers, general?"
"look closely"
>in the distance, you see the entire portuguese army Slaughtered, by IT...
"my god sir, this is a bit overkill"
"nay, for this is our greatest weapon"
the weapon in question? EMUS
Zachary King
What the fuck, is there going to be a soccer match?
Jonathan Perry
>fighting a country that speaks brazilian
that's like stealing a special eds kids milk money
Dylan King
go do the haka and fuck sheeps
Michael Scott
i will not do the haka
Chase James
>>fighting a country that speaks Abo
Jacob Brown
Hoooooooooo so now Portugal speaks Brazilian.
Why are you speaking Canadian? At least you're not speaking the emu language.....for now.........soon
Adrian Sullivan
that was a horrible comeback
that was, the dumbest shit i've read so far
i'm at a loss of words
Austin Gray
nufag
Thomas Moore
>not understanding a joke.
>calling dumb to the one who makes the joke.
That's why your nation never had an empire.
b0ss, can I habe the pizza please
Nathan Young
>Portuguese think they can take on this and win
just walk away lads
Levi Perry
...
Michael Martin
>Moortuguese think they can occupy emu land for more than 3 minutes
Jayden Watson
Take whut bro? an imaginary war, and why? we are friends, lmao
even in an imaginary scenario, Australia couldn´t ever invade Portugal, neither Portugal invade Australia. They would exchange fire in the ocean and that's it.
We even had to go do the other side of the world, do a decent job in Timor, cause the aussies let Indonesia do whatever they want over there:
Wyatt Garcia
>call's the other's 'moors', then we look at the flag, lel, we finished Reconquista 200 years before you son
Hudson Harris
Emu is actually an anglicanisation of the Portuguese word "Ema". They were our bros all along.
Also, Nando's.
Jacob Reed
Also reminder that we found Australia before the d*tch, but turned 360º and walk away.