ITT : LAUGH, LAUGH AT COMMUNISM

The communist candidate Jean-Luc Mélenchon has been eliminated. He refesued to make a statement on TV and submitted a text on facebook asking his supporters to wait for the final results of the election...

FULL DENIAL

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>Berlin, 30 April 1945
>The last remnant of the 33rd Waffen-SS division have taken position in the U-Bahn station of the Chancellery. They heard the Fuhrer commited suicide.
>They are exhausted, they thought the red army non-stop since 1942, in Russia, in Ukraine, in Prussia...
>A young private let out a long sigh, loosing his grip on his panzefaust.
>"this war sucks"
>"me feet hurts"
>"I want to go home"
>He panicked as he realised the Hauptsturmführer Fenet heard him, but the French SS-officer understands, he too is longing for France.
>"What day it is private ?"
>"30 of A-April Monsieur Hauptsturmführer"
>"Non private..." Joseph Fenet looked at his golden watch, a present from an Auswhitz officer. "It's midnight, we are the 1st of May"
>S-So ?"
>"Don't you get it private ? It's May Day. The worker day."
>"...The most important date for a communist."
>"Exactly... If Staline were to win on that day... If the worker day is remember as the day communist won against fascism, what will happen to our future generations ?"
>The young private hold his panzerfaust tightly listening to the resigned voice of his commander interupted by the long whistle of a bomb.
>The wall crumbles, a T-34 emerges from the dust, a big red shining star defying him. But he will not lose, not today.
The men of the 33rd Waffen-SS division (aka französische Nr. 1) sacrified themselve and hold the line for 24 more hours against the whole Red Army.

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Hauptsturmführer Henri Joseph Fenet (1919 - 2002), one of the last recipients of the Knight's Cross, was sentenced to 20 years of forced labour. Others were shot upon capture by French authorities. General Leclerc was presented with a defiant group of captured Charlemagne Division men. The Free French General immediately asked them why they wore a German uniform, to which one of them replied by asking the General why he wore an American one (the Free French wore US army uniforms).

Frontline against communism

Ta gueule et je te dis ça en tant que quelqu'un qui a voté pour Marine. Notre plus grand ennemi était Macron, le candidat cosmopolite par excellence.

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gommunism is killed
socialism is already in the cemetary

can't we celebrate ?

Today is a great day.

You don't get it. That's a win for Macron.

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C'était quand la dernière fois qu'ils ont fait un score aussi bon?

It was about time frog. What took you so long to get rid of that?

So is Melenchon going to endorse the Rothschild Banker Macron like Hamon and Fillon did or will he have the balls to tell his voters to go for Le Pen?

He's not communist. The communist made less than 2%.

1917

>hate socialism
>don't want France to stay in EU
I don't even know who I should support anymore. But I guess the latter is more important.

Ahahahhahahahaha *breathes in* ahahahahhahahahahahah

Stalin didn't kill nearly enough.

Hammon cucks spoiled Melenchon's support.

Neither. Le Pen is a crook as well, and each of the FN's cities have been fucked by their "politics".

>socialist tool
>endorse the rotschilds
pick two :^)

What did Bernie do?

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Sorry Pierre, but this time your election was on international news.

Melanchon was endorsed by the French Communism Party. You're not fooling anyone, your guy was a commie and it's a good thing he's dead. Everybody hope he stays dead.

He is not a commie because he was supported by the local communist party. He litteraly wanted to make it illegal to win more than 360 000 € per year.

>dead
>multiplied by 2 the results of last election

>French Communism Party
Let me laugh harder

CRAWLING UNDER MY SKIN

>He litteraly wanted to make it illegal to win more than 360 000 € per year.
Well, that's false.

All the 16 years old got BTFO

FUCK COMMUNISM

By God, there is hope.

So there are still real communists in France?
I thought they only existed in countries like North Korea...

This is sad

Uh no sorry sweetie, Le Pen is going to lose.
Have a french hot pocket and go to bed okay

People voted for him not for his ideas, even so he didn't make it. You can disguise yourself but deep down French can recognise communism. Only the simple minded who don't care about politic voted for him. That's the difference between a candidate qualified for the second round and the others : ideas.

Ah yes, quite tr-
>Macron
lad...

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Who would you vote for?
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>tfw the bad guys won ww2

Melechon's votes will go to Le Pen.

this is bad. le pen would have a better chance against this guy than the (((centrist)))

Nah shit got piled on him as soon as he surged. Was a good result in the end since he did much better than last time

Nope

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there will a referendum for the militancy to take a official position

Thanks user. Didnt know that story. Hitler shouldnt have killed himself fucking pussy at least shoot who ever opens the door and go in glory rather than shame

We have a lot of different commie party in France, as they can't stand the slightly difference in each others. The real commies are with Arthaud and they were against Melenchon

>"this war sucks"
>"me feet hurts"
>"I want to go home"

That's not how democracy works in France.

First turn, Far Right says that Left and Right is the same thing. Left and Right deny it.

Second turn, Left and Right call to vote en masse against Far Right.

Melenchon can sing his revolutionnary song all day long, he has no choice but to vote like Fillon and Hollande: for Macron.

Damn homie...

Yeah just like all those bernie supporters voted trump right...

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To Death

Your dark eye I have so often seen

That you have become like an old friend to me.

When the bullets scourged, you stood at the mark

And looked at me. To the left and right fell

My neighbor. Yet you turned away.

I greeted each grave later, all alone.

When the bombs burst from the sky,

You drew to me, the house’s silent guest.

Yet you have not done your work on me.

I know, my friend, that your eye is on me.

Balder Von Shirach

Think about it. The men outside the bunker were so loyal and committed they sacrificed themselves and fought hard to just to prevent a symbolic victory. While the fuhrer had killed himself inside. All the good germans really did die in WW2. Sorry guys

but melenchon was much better than that fucking eu cuck puppet that is macron.

Melenchon would have caused a fucking rapid downward spiral in france. Good in the long run for a phoenix to be born out of the ashes but im talking like civil war and economic depression in the short term

you can't vote if you're under 18

COMMIES BTFO

Mélenchon wanted to lower the voting age to 16

Mélenchon était pas un mauvais choix. Le pire, c'est celui qui sur nous là. C'est Macron.

Dumb Libertardian scum don't realise that a cuckservative is much worse than a communist. I'll take an anti-EU communist over a pro-EU (((Free))) Market "Conservative".

Melenchon isn't a Bernie. he's more of a Tsipras before he took the Big Brussels Cock.

I-I know right ? A-At least we showed the world we are not all like them...

They have to go back.

oh fuck, I love my country and how it BTFO communists

This is literally a victory for the Radical Left, the movement died in the 90s and we haven't seen from it since

It is really refreshing to see a Communist have 3-4 % Less than the first candidate and go third. This is how big things start, French radical left now knows that it has a social body in France, thus having a basis to build revolutionary communist ideas upon

Stay strong comrades

>Pourquoi ils ne seraient pas 4 au second tour?
>1075 likes.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Why Bulgaria is such a shithole, the post.

Frog to American translation plz

>Why wouldn't there be 4 candidates in second round?

Mélanchon est un communiste, Macron est un ploutocrate cosmopolite, l'un mérite une balade en hélicoptere et l'autre mérite le zyklonB.

basically


candidate
>announced scor is j-just and estimation ! w-wait for the final result

supporter
>how is this even democracy ? why only the first two candidate can go to the second round ? the margin is too thin !

>Mélanchon says to wait until they're done countine

>the girl asks why there couldn't be 4 people in the 2nd turn because what do they do with the 40% (melanchon and fillon)
>where is democracy
>can we do something here
>blabla it's not ok can we protest blabla

For all the people that yell

>GOMMUNISM IS FINALLY DEAD YEEE

think about it, communism had seen 0 support and was completely marginalized during the last 30 years
Now all of the sudden, you have 20% of France voting for a communist and an upcoming British parliamentary elections with a Radical Socialist (Jeremy Corbyn) polling 1st - 2nd

This is not a fall, this is a rise
Lenin is young again

GTFO MELENCHON

See , he's not a commie, even if he has a lot of commies or ex commies behind him

Who are these people who vote communist? He should have gotten 0 votes. Especially in Western Europe of all places, where not that long ago you had the tyranny of communism right next door.

Thanks. I know translating kills the frenchie.

Also hopefully their reaction to this blatant injustice is discontentment and they dont vote round 2 or they vote le pen as a protest vote

>was completely marginalized during the last 30 years
welcome to France where the communist party still have leftover funds from the USSR (not even joking)

welcome to France wehre the communist party along with the socialist party has undermined syndicate and cultural associations

welcome to France where 14 years of socialism easing the way for comunism has settled a leftist establishment

ands still... GOMMUNISM HAS FAILED WITHOUT EVEN TRYING

That's different, the reason for that it's because the militancy demanded by the communist party it's really high, same with extreme right wings groups.

Syndicalism and gremialism are just two different ways to represent the specialized workers class.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Vázquez_de_Mella

The more I learn about history the more it seems like that the worse side won in WW2

It's sad to me see this because Herge more than anyone else, the only thing that asked was to leave his character alone.

Various ideas and mayor of FN are lefties...
This isn't anymore left vs right, are establishment vs populism

Fascism defeated communism, that is good. Problem is that Le Pen will never win against pretty boy Macron in hyper-cucked France and there will be no right wing surge in Europe. Thanks, french electorate!

> Yeah, I know he's not quite communist or socialist, but the point is he is advocating radical and revolutionary left ideas and there exist a social body to follow those ideas, Corbyn, Melenchon/ Tsiparis .. they aren't important, the important fact is that trough the last few years radical left ideas have seen a steady rise from ashes, except for U.S because funded shit liberalism can't really be regarded as a "revolutionary" idea . Maybe we don't have a true marxist now, but it seems that we will have it the near future.

This is a good sign, Melenchon should be proud to have won 20%, he and the radical left now have a fertile ground. And let's not forget that the rise of right wing will just lead to the rise of left wing, every action has an opposite reacton

Yeah, her program was unironically written by an arab

In your dreams. Those guys can't stand Le Pen. They'd rather cast a blank vote or go fishing than vote for her.

You know the picture is fake right ? You can see the shit photoshop

I don´t now why I should laugh. 19,5% voted for a fucking commie.

19,5!!!

Le Pen is Russian Banker candidate so IDK which of the ones is worse, fucking kikes all of them damn them

So is Macaron gonna be the next president?

It's France.

Well, whoever gives him his orders will be anyway

Sadly, this is accurate.

The USSR was socially conservative though. You'd think the French Communist Party would be too.

Its almost exactly what Podesta did when Clinton lost.

>Everyone go home, its still too close to call tonight, even though Trump just hit 268. Lets wait for the official results.

Is this macaroon guy pro frexit?

Long live Europe and bankers.

He's pro algeriaEnter

>I don´t now why I should laugh
He was so fucking sure he would be in the second turn and not Marine. He tried to beat Marine everywhere, even moving to her hometown and claiming the title of mayor... and for 15 years straight he lost.

This election was his only chance because the main leftist party was completly destroyed and still he didn't make it.

So yes, you can laugh.

elections.interieur.gouv.fr/presidentielle-2017/FE.html
live results lads
>69%
>FN slightly ahead
>Mélenchon even lower

>even moving to her hometown and claiming the title of mayor... and for 15 years straight he lost

HAHAHAHAHAH ok thanks, you got me

Going to paste this from the previous thread, if you want to meme for Le Pen, we need to convince people to vote against Macron, here are some tips : The two other big candidates were Fillon and Mélenchon, this is good. Hammer in the fact that the media gave non stop shit to Fillon while they perma-shilled for Macron, this will activate the anger of the Fillon voters who will be mad about how the media assassinated him, try to make sure they are really rustled and high energy, because Macron are extremely low. If you need something to convince them, talk about the fact that BFMTV gave Macron as much air time as all the other candidates combined, because as minister, Macron allowed the owner of BFMTV to buy SFR, a phone company, which had been previously blocked by the government.
To Mélenchon voters, try to rustle their jimmies about the EU since Mélenchon also wanted to leave it, and also say that her program is close to his on social measures (they will fall for that meme, I guarantee it).

Good work user

Melenchon is one of few candidates one who didn't call his suppoters to vote for Macron against the ebil le pen, have some respect.