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>Jeremy Corbyn planning to 'dismantle' the UK's defences, Conservatives claim
news.sky.com
>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
bbc.co.uk
>When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
theguardian.com
>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he would authorise killing of Isil leader
telegraph.co.uk
>General election 2017: Tories to pledge energy bill cap
bbc.co.uk
What does that even fucking mean?
I wonder where that fish has gone
Lepen suddenly ahead, BBC suddenly pissed off
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Link to live French election results lads?
First link earns themselves another Sigourney
You did love it so, you looked after it, like a son
Leaving my Sup Forums membership card at the door lads.
And it went, where ever I, did go
Based Farron wants to throw gays of rooftops so you're alright
The cafe bar where Adam Bolton is looks pretty comfy.
Bcc news
Channel 80 on freeview
channel 503 on sky
Is it in the cupboard, wouldn't you like to know, it was a lovely little fish
Have the BBC interviewed anyone who is pro FN?
Metal is gay AF.
Cheers Rimmer
Everywhere is reporting exit poll results and not the actual count
Why do they have these cucks on the BBC
Does my nut right in
One dude at FN HQ
>BBC bloke openly just said "I can't believe at least 5mil have voted for the far right"
>"at least Macron has been spreading hope and optimism... much different to Le Pen"
IMPARTIALITY MY ARSE
And it went, wherever I, did go
DRINK UP lads
This is pissing me off. I want to know if the 25% Le Pen result is true or not but nobody is reporting live results.
>I had to ask my wife's son to buy me booze when I was a student
>Macron, probably
Where can that fish be, it is a most elusive fish
You're welcome
It's really quite disgusting, this is even worse than with Trump
It's 'true' in that it's her share so far, but the count won't be finished for hours yet.
I noticed before they had a tagline saying 'Le Pen appeals to "patriots"'. They're getting desperate.
And it went, wherever I did go
Is the Kantar projection wrong lads?
Also thank you to the cunt last night who dissuaded me from putting 50 quid on macron le pen second round. Wanker
You're Swedish so this is no surprise
>hope and optimism
>better get used to mass immigration and weekly terror attacks
Work. I work here then go back to England after the summers finished and live like a neet off of what I've saved.
I live in a labour safe seat so it's pissing in the wind, still want to make sure I cast what could possibly be my last vote for UKIP considering how things are going. Plus they're a strong second in an area where everyone hates the Tories, I'm hoping not too many have defected to Mummy May.
Ohhh fishy fishy fishy fish
A fish, a fish, a fishy ohhh
Even THE NEIL is sick of the beeb's antics, complaining that they're discussing exit polls without displaying an actual vote counter
Why is it just a live stream of macron HQ?
He isn't even winning
Night lads
REMINDER that Macron had the privilege of coming to Downing Street a couple of months ago, and then went outside and told journalist that Paris was going to try to steal companies from London.
Fuck Macron. His victory is awful for Brexit.
that bbc interview with tony blair they're pushing so hard.
Literally makes me feel sick desu.
Ohh fishy fishy fishy fish
>Listening to a fucking mongolian knitting board for betting advice
I hope you don't want to see the BBC promoting racists user.
Ah ok, what do you? Tourism?
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When Corbyn loses the election he won't go. This will lead to a new party being created by the Blairites, taking inspiration from Macron's new party.
What will it be called?
That went, wherever I, did go.
hopefully the tax different will put them off from moving to france
Its hardly surprising. The BBC get a huge amount of funding from the EU.
Alright lads give us your info:
>Constituency
>Party in power
>Safe Seat?
>Your battle plan for June
Me:
Braintree (Living in Sweden though obv.)
Tories
Very safe seat
Sit on my arse and do nothing
>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
So basically even your "far-right" accepts that brown mudslimes are brits? This is as extreme as it gets after all the rapes, crime, etc.?
F
BBC doesn't even have a vote counter, why?
it went
wherever I...
did go
French channels don't have them either. It's ridiculous.
Just had a cheeky breakfast fry up for dinner tbqh laddios.
should be called the social-democratic party like others of it's ilk
either that or CULT OF THE BLOOD GOD
Hi GCHQ
They probably don't want to make it appear that Le Pen is winning even though she's going to get btfo when all the diverse votes from the cities come in.
Essex boy living in Sweden. Probably didn't make you think better of me but still...
Because they like the macron winning projection and want it to be true.
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Media. There's not many tech savvy people over here so it's ripe for shit like menus, flyers, websites, video adverts, logos and the like. Just cast your mind to going to any resort and just how shit their materials can be. The minority of people over here who offer such services charge an arm and a leg.
I do all my work from the comfort of my room. No schedule or bosses, I just can't hack being a wageslave, so here I am in Greece.
>exit polls
I remember when "exit polls" of early voting claimed Hillary was getting a nearly 30% GOP crossover vote.
They are only forced to be impartial domestically. Hence the 100% anti Trump news. You would never have thought he stood a chance just watching the BBC
>agree with everey party but greens and snp on immigration.
how the fuck that does not work
Le Pen's lead is swiftly evaporating.
OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ POLL
strawpoll.me
OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ POLL
strawpoll.me
OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ POLL
strawpoll.me
>Tories
>Contested Tory/Lib Dem (usually quite close)
>Voting Tory
Where are you watching the live results?
This. Plus urban regions, who will vote Macron, haven't been counted yet.
thanks mate
My sister is marrying her poo boyfriend. They've been together 6 years, he proposed a few days ago. She's 29 and he's 27.
I've seen his body and it seems he's only as dark as he is because he's tanned, his torso is quite white and he looked like an arab as child.
I'm hoping if they do have children they'll be white passing.
I'm scared Sup Forums
French polls are always stellar and 100% accurate, unlike your fixed polls to get people against trump and our autistic polls
isidewith is utter bollocks lad. A curiosity but not at all accurate
You lads get a rather nice runner-up prize
What the fuck has that Nuttcase done? A burka ban? That shit might get some traction in europe but the media here is going to eat him alive, it'll be all any reporter asks them about from here until the election and it's going to alienate the moderates.
That chart looks like arabic
>tfw Melenchon was so close but Hammon supporters are twats.
Your bloodline has been ruined my friend. You had better hurry up and find a white wife before they're all taken.
>Mouthbreather
Does your family have strong genes?
If yes the kids will be fine
Macron Melanchon would have won then? That's not good
They have a burka ban in France. It makes literally no difference.
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Melenchon doesn't endorse Macron over Lepen.
Hey CCHQ
the moderates are already radicalised
Yes it is because he's anti EU
>Austria
>Netherlands
>France
>Soon to be Germany
>Eventually Sweden
Mainland European countries don't deserve to exist
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SIEG HEIL
GAS STEPS
S CLUB PARTY NOW
>I've seen his body and it seems he's only as dark as he is because he's tanned, his torso is quite white and he looked like an arab as child.
Let's be honest lad, the only way you can justify your race-mixing hate and prevent the family offspring that you would so detest, is to engage in sexual relations with this boyfirend.
Put his penis where your mouth is if you are serious about saving the white race.
Lib Dem or Conservative
It's an easy choice
That's fucking disgusting, he obviously needs to plough his sister.