License and registration please

License and registration please.

Am I being detained? Please detain me.

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thats not a real cop idiot

Problem officer?

Unzips penis

Jokes on you, it's from a porn movie.

that is not proper attire for a peace officer, ma'am. there is no need to brandish a truncheon for a routine moving violation, i am complying

Am I being detained?

Is anyone else seeing the size of those arms?!

*unzips dick*

>she pushes the door away from him
>doesnt smash the door into his head

stupid fucking gooks

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HANDS UP
DON'T SHOOT

So even police in Japan take their shoes off to enter a house, huh? I learned something new today.
I feel kind of bad for the guy there, but there is police brutality in every country and in his case is not as bad as in others, so at least that's something.

Do you have a zip on your benis?!? D: D: zip in benis

I am a free man of the land and do not recognise your uniform or authority, am I being detained?

Oops, I dropped license and registration to the floor...

Is this 2008?

'yes'

TODAY THE GODS WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE.