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>Jeremy Corbyn planning to 'dismantle' the UK's defences, Conservatives claim
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>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
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>When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
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>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he would authorise killing of Isil leader
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>General election 2017: Tories to pledge energy bill cap
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Away with you, devil.
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Is this accurate?
The Neil posting a lot on Twitter tonight, probably worried about his chateaux and being deported desu
How cringeworthy would it be to buy a title? I think being a Baron or a Viscount would give me a real gravitas desu.
Tim "Condemnation for this LGBT nation" Farron
Tim "Men and men rimming is sadistic satanic sinning" Farron
Tim "Pray away the gay" Farron
Tim "Men who love bum deserve the lead of the gun" Farron
Tim "Fuck the ass, get the gas" Farron
Tim "Like the cock, get a shock" Farron
Tim "Tip the velvet? you're going to helvete" Farron
Tim "Edison's rage for every coprophage" Farron
Tim "Cures AIDS with hand grenades" Farron
Tim "Zap the gays till they're flapping like salmon" Farron
Tim "Gays ride the lightning till they're as autistic as Trump's son Barron" Farron
Tim "Touch a boy and I'll destroy" Farron
Tim "Love bum, get the gun" Farron
Tim "Buggers get sluggers" Farron
Tim "If you bend over I'll throw you off Dover" Farron
Tim "Sodomites eat gelignite"' Farron
Tim "George Michael was against the Bible" Farron
Tim "Shoot the gays, skimmed milk for days" Farron
Tim "If he's bent, he must repent" Farron
Tim "He likes bell, he's off to hell" Farron
Tim "Steer clear of every queer" Farron
Tim "Spray and Pray the Gay Away" Farron
Tim "Like it in the back? I'll go on the attack" Farron
Tim "Cock in his arse? Put him behind bars!" Farron
Tim "Queers and homos will go the way of the dodos" Farron
Tim "I'll shoot the hostage if that blockage is a sausage!" Farron.
Tim "Dykes on spikes" Farron
Tim "Gays will pay" Farron
Tim "Homo?, big no no" Farron
Everyone would just think that you're a massive faggot
elmlea is buttermilk ffs
Tim ‘Want to see angels?Don't do anal' Farron
BERNICIAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE
What is Tim trying to convey with this expression?
Reminder that by voting Tory you automatically consent to one serving of black cock up your ringpiece per day
Don't think you can still buy titles.
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Macron is going to win, fucking kek
>not including Jersey Gold Tops
Also isn't Sainsbury's 1% basically skimmed?
I didn't know she'd voted Tory then.
>People on Sup Forums voting Tory
top fucking memes
Honestly, when you out-cuck someone like Peter Hitchens, that's when you know brit/pol/ is literally fucking reddit tier
>mfw France officially became worse than Britain
>With 75% of vote counted both Macron and Le Pen are on 23%.
With 75% of vote counted both Macron and Le Pen are on 23%.
>no cravendale
This is Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the Labour Party. Say something nice about him.
Reminder to start buying guns
>not voting strategically
>not seeing the bigger picture
>regular terrorist attacks
They're already worse than us
True, I think the best way to do it would be to never mention it but then to """accidentally"""" allow it to become knowledge (e.g. friend sees mail addressed to you), and then act humble and not talk about how you got it.
Pretty sure I found a website where you could, it's all pretty meaningless though
>no cravendale
Yeah this, what the fuck?
It's sad isn't it, not to mention there are literal Labour/Lib Dem voters here
whichever is the raw one is the best one
Depends how much they cost
WHY ISN'T HE HOLDING THE MILK REEEEE
Reminder lads
No fucking way
>“I’m fed up and I’m angry,” Jeremy Corbyn told the Andrew Marr Show. He didn’t sound particularly fed up or angry. He sounded more like a yoga teacher on a meditation retreat in Mallorca who wanted everyone to stop being so stressed out.
>Marr didn’t want to chill. He’d been watching the clock tick ever nearer to midnight as Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump squared up to each other, and he wanted to know how the Labour leader would react if his finger got anywhere near the nuclear button.
>“Would you press it?” he asked.
>Corbyn breathed in deeply to realign his chakras. He wasn’t going to say he wouldn’t press it eventually, but there were lots of things he would like to do first. A cup of herbal tea, some weeding in the allotment and a nice chat for starters. In the event of war, his clear instructions to Britain’s nuclear submarine commanders would be to await further instructions while Labour had a quick think about what its policy on Trident really was.
>Not voting Tory in an election where it is between an alliance of ramain cucks and Teresa May.
Plus UKIP are a state at the moment.
Cumming in Diane Abbott was a true act of bravery desu.
>le 60% face
None of this is a laughing matter lad
You're not wrong
>tfw got banned for this last week when some crybaby reported it
>STILL not updating the Clacton option
Useless CUNT
Tim "Tasted semen? Burn the demon!" Farron
GAS THE WHOLES, MILK WAR NOW
If you've visited Reddit in the last week, please leave this thread, and all future Brit/pol/ threads.
You're clogging up the threads with boring political talk. We wouldn't even be talking about politics at this hour this time last week.
Brit/pol/ is anti-gun in case you didn't know
how the fuck is UKIP a tactical vote in Dwyfor Meirionydd?
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fat frank is a lucky twat
>A website
It's fake.
It kinda is when you have 75% of you countrymen voting for the same people who have been screwing them over for the past decade
m8 it's sunday night and there's an election on, what the fuck are we meant to be doing?
happy?
Speak for yourself cuck
Would it have been better if we had the election on May 4th?
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Is that actually her?
KEK
Schools go back tomorrow so it should stop
he hates europe
wtf I love parties that don't believe in anything now!
Working on a Mini General Election mod for M2TW. AMA.
Wrong one, that's Christine bleakly
Matt Baker is banging this Welsh goddess, allegedly
I bet most of you faggots had no idea it was St. Georges Day today.
Bought my dad an mp3 player for his birthday. He spends a lot of time driving a van to jobsites so I put some podcasts on for him. He legit loves it and has been asking me for more all day, but I'm struggling to think of stuff to put on for him.
I put on two episodes of this podcast, which is kind of a more normie friendly fashy history podcast:
socialmatter.net
Any suggestions? I've put on two episodes of The Daily Shoah (specific episodes dealing with one topic) although that's probably too in depth and memey for him to understand half the shit they talk about.
Even long interviews or radio shows I can download from youtube would be great. A few months ago I put on the Ernst Zundel interview with an Israeli Journalist and he became obsessed over it.
Totally arse-backward. Order goes:
Bottle (of semi-skimmed)>Greentop>bluetop>orangetop>redtop
Dwyfor Meirionydd is rightful Cheshire clay, should be renamed 'Abersoch & West Cheshire' instead of some unpronounceable barbarian name.
Literally his only redeeming quality
Why are you still pretending to be black mate?
Wrong
I bet you didn't know that St George was a Syrian refugee :^)
It would be if he stuck to his fucking guns about it.
I did lad. I went for a ramble followed by a Sunday lunch at a comfy rural pub.
I knew but I don't really give one mate
Well who do you suggest I vote when this is the fucking UKIP candidate for my constituency?
>Trump puts EU ahead of Britain in trade queue
thetimes.co.uk
>britcucks
Fuck off
To be fair about 18% also went anti-EU commie, not exactly establishment but far from good. Doesn't mean we should get enjoyment out of the demise of the West.
Much better, it took you mugs long enough
I support gun ownership, in fact I'm trying to get my FAC atm. I'm just saying that most of brit/pol/ opposes it, based on my experience here when bringing it up
Tim "follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Farron
What holiday do the Welsh celebrate?
Alright so.
Is Milkman's wife ACTUALLY a tranny or just a fucking uggo? Give me genuine answers please I need to know.
Lel. Can you edit the religions to be like ideologies (e.g. CIVIC nationalism) and stuff?
>dude muh tactical voting
If you haven't come to the realisation that Tories are a bigger obstacle in the establishment of the IRL Daddy Hitler Fascist BritNazi Party than Labour or any other party, you really should fuck off desu.
Is he shy?
Sorry, pic related.
Coming to terms with my ancestry lads, recently discovered I'm a mongrel. I thought I was English, but I was merely born here. I'm actually half Irish and Scottish mutt.
How do I accept what I truly am? I always put my love of England before the rest of this island and was a proud Englishman, but it's been a lie.
Fucking top kek
He's just the token moshe, suck it up.
the grand opening of ye wetherspoon's, every morning at 8
I've heard he's smashing someone called Meg?
These threads go triple the speed with a tenth of the decent posts. All they do is discuss things we'd confirmed and agreed on the day of the announcement of the election. Why do they regurgitate the same shit all the time?
>t. Lib Dem poster
That's a great idea and yes.
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Look at the welsh assembly results
True Geordie Podcast
Why the fuck would you want to pretend to be the literal shit tier race of the earth?
No, piss off. UKIP are a bunch of hacks, Farage carried it. Voting Lib Dems.
Centrism =/= not believing in anything.
There's a difference between political parties that do anything for votes and those who have nuanced their views and can articulate a position which is between dichotomies.
St. David's Day.
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brit/pol is more pro-gun desu, unless it's changed alot. only know one farmer so just got a crossbow instead.