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>Jeremy Corbyn planning to 'dismantle' the UK's defences, Conservatives claim
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>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
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>When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
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>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he would authorise killing of Isil leader
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>General election 2017: Tories to pledge energy bill cap
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nth for Marie 'Big Sexy" Rimmer
Bees are actually pretty based. Even if they are all womens.
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ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma may may MAY!
the left wouldn't dare bring up a Muslim politician's views on gay sex
poor tim did nothing wrong
let's go
>2017
>not voting for the party of granny nips
2 Guardian and 2 BBC articles in one post. Fuckin hell.
I've gotta get up at 07:00 tomorrow morNING FUCK I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKING CUNTS I HATE YOU ALL FUCK WHY FREE WILL DOESN'T EVEN EXIST IF I JUST STAY IN BED IT WAS FATE OK THANKS
Also gone mysteriously quiet on LePen being a stronk woman, how beautiful it is that in 2017 there'll be, say it with me
>Madame president
i miss Pat. Is he dead?
Lefty sources tend to be free. When I make the op and include the FT and Times you lot piss and moan about your neetbux.
Be thankful you have something to get up for m8.
There is no amount of praying that will stop him from being a faggot tho.
Good point
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Britain is lost.
Move to Drumpfland at least they're real right-wingers.
Ta. Have a bunny.
I originally started posting these as suggestions for Preube in the hope he might be inspired.
It troubles me that I share a nation with such spineless weasels. I bet you don't even drink tea.
You know you would.
Plz Stop.
No.
/tg/ does this thing called Humanity Fuck Yeah every so often. It's some occasionally decent fiction about how from a certain perspective humans are terrifying murder machines.
I've been meaning to do a series on Bongland Fuck Yeah.
1. The opium wars
Britain wants to lower her tea based trade deficit with China. China grows tea but has no interest in western goods. Bongland decides to get the entire fucking nation addicted to opium.
Pat's still around. Check youtube.
mobile.twitter.com
What did he mean by this?
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No he's still being awesome somewhere.
Pat should be the UKIP leader.
Why have Pat when you can have me user?
Ginger girls have high sex-drives, a high sex drive means the vagina is wetter more frequently than the usual vagina leading to prolonged snatch dampness, prolonged dampness of the snatch makes it harder to guard against yeast infection, yeast infection means fishy fanny.
Be gone with your fishy cum pocket.
>not wanting to lick Suzannes sopping haddock flavored love sock
You're right desu lad.
Tim "Condemnation for this LGBT nation" Farron
Tim "Men and men rimming is sadistic satanic sinning" Farron
Tim "Pray away the gay" Farron
Tim "Men who love bum deserve the lead of the gun" Farron
Tim "Fuck the ass, get the gas" Farron
Tim "Like the cock, get a shock" Farron
Tim "Tip the velvet? you're going to helvete" Farron
Tim "Edison's rage for every coprophage" Farron
Tim "Cures AIDS with hand grenades" Farron
Tim "Zap the gays till they're flapping like salmon" Farron
Tim "Gays ride the lightning till they're as autistic as Trump's son Barron" Farron
Tim "Touch a boy and I'll destroy" Farron
Tim "Love bum, get the gun" Farron
Tim "Buggers get sluggers" Farron
Tim "If you bend over I'll throw you off Dover" Farron
Tim "Sodomites eat gelignite"' Farron
Tim "George Michael was against the Bible" Farron
Tim "Shoot the gays, skimmed milk for days" Farron
Tim "If he's bent, he must repent" Farron
Tim "He likes bell, he's off to hell" Farron
Tim "Steer clear of every queer" Farron
Tim "Spray and Pray the Gay Away" Farron
Tim "Like it in the back? I'll go on the attack" Farron
Tim "Cock in his arse? Put him behind bars!" Farron
Tim "Queers and homos will go the way of the dodos" Farron
Tim "I'll shoot the hostage if that blockage is a sausage!" Farron.
Tim "Dykes on spikes" Farron
Tim "Gays will pay" Farron
Tim "Homo?, big no no" Farron
Tim "Tasted semen? Burn the demon!" Farron
Tim "Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Farron
Tim "Suck cock? Now suck my Glock"' Farron
How's it going faggots?
Lads, please help me out here
what do i fucking do?
Face of a hagraven.
youtube.com
>when you're busy cottaging in the local public toilets but suddenly get an urge to make a political plea video
Tim Farron is our Mike Pence
What am I seeing here?
He got the Evening Standard interns to put all the desks in a circle so he could do a massive line right around the office.
Me on the left.
Reminder, that if you've visited Reddit in the last week, leave this thread, and all future Brit/pol threads. The threads are moving three times as fast as normal with a tenth of the quality of posts.
Stop talking about boring politics. We already confirmed and agreed on what this election is gonna be about on the day of the announcement. You are adding nothing. Now FUCK OFF.
>bullet
>tfw Rimmer was reported for posting porn a couple of threads ago
>Theresa May
May as well vote for Corbyn. UKIP are a bunch of jews and all. Farron is the only sensible choice.
please delete this and never post it again
>Give us all of your money so we can lose.
This is Sup Forums. We're talking politics. YOU fuck off.
I didn't know.
>tfw Rimmer is the only tripfag you can stomach
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Terrible. Made even worse by that disgusting picture. 0/10 thread
Tim 'Eat rug, feed for the slugs ' Farron
Do not under any circumstances Google image search that image.
>missing Pat "BASED ISRAEL" Condell
w-what comes up?
Shut up you fucking reddit asylum seeker. This time last week we wouldn't even be talking about politics.
Burn it off.
You have to go back
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this. night times are for comfy NEETposting
FUCK YOU ALL
This seems to be a fairly universal consensus. I hate tripfags but Rimmer is actually quite pleasant to have around. Like a slightly gimpy goldfish.
>extrusion of penile prosthesis through glans (gangrene)
I'm voting labour lads. Tories have done fuck all for my area and my local labour MP is doing a good job. Anyone else here voting based on local rather than national issues?
Suddenly starts talking in a northern accent.
>"How do you do fellow poor people."
Fuck you man it took me like 5 seconds to realise what that was, I thought it was a fucking chinese spring-roll or some other savoury treat at first
fuck you
inflate the balloons or whatever they are
>Can't even spell his name correctly
CUNTS
Please elaborate.
what does that mean? i'm scared
Get those bins in on time lad.
Honestly lads, really hoping Blair stages a comeback so I can vote Labour.
>Shaista Gohir, the chair of the Muslim Women’s Network UK, said interviews with other religious groups such as devout Jews and Christians would probably reveal similar social attitudes to those thrown up by the polling. She said that although any prejudice against gay people was unacceptable, the fact that nearly 50% of Muslims did not think homosexuality should be illegal was a sign that attitudes were shifting.
If you're one of the Kayleighposters you also need to fuck off. This is a slag-free zone.
Yeah, but this isn't last week. Nothing was happening last week, which is why most threads were about boring shit like why Pruesse is such an attention-seeking cunt and died off easily.
FUCK!
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Ya'right ya broke bastard?
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Now you're going over the line.
Blairites deserve to burn
>mfw you can buy wives with bitcoins now
No fat. You can expend your own preciously hoarded calories to type what I posted into google. You can then and I know you don't like the word but excercise your faculties to deduce the rest for yourself.
so basically a commie faggot who dramatically expanded the government's powers.
no wonder the monkey citizens loved him so much
I'm fairly certain social security was introduced by a Liberal government
Hi Tony.
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>tfw you're a 14-year-old autistic Rand-obsessed roblox-playing freak and you discover swear words for the first time
Nob rod go through cock. Rot.
Fucking swedefaggot on owens latest vid lads .Can't make it up
I'm not sure I like the future very much.
SUCK MY SWEETY BALL SHACK
Is this GCHQ/CCHQ? I don't even know anymore
Looks like a troll to me.
I think that's one of our guys deep undercover user.
You tell me how he's not. You vote for May, what do you get? She's pro-immigration, social justice, anti-liberty and all that shite like Labour only she also wants to permenantly dismantle public services so we can pay for boomers to sit on the dole for 30 years.
Vote for Labour and you get all the same shit but at least you get something out of it, however temporarily.
Vote for UKIP, you get a party that doesn't know what the fuck it stands for anymore and a literal fucking jew in charge of the capital of the North.
Vote for Farron, and even though we might get a light brexit, we have less of chance of being screwed in public services. He's tepid. That's what we need.
>Rebuilt Britain
People need to get over the Blitz, it only last a fortnight