Brit/pol/ - Tuc Edition

>Thread theme
theguardian.com/world/ng-interactive/2017/apr/23/french-presidential-election-results-2017-latest

>Jeremy Corbyn planning to 'dismantle' the UK's defences, Conservatives claim
news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-is-planning-to-dismantle-the-uks-defences-the-conservatives-claim-10847954

>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39682939

>When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/23/when-nigel-farage-met-julian-assange

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he would authorise killing of Isil leader
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/23/jeremy-corbyn-might-not-authorise-strike-against-isil-leader/

>General election 2017: Tories to pledge energy bill cap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39685106

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twitter.com/britainelects/status/855871512510963712
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youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8
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Corbyn is certainly bringing lols to the table

>"DON'T YOU PULL THAT LIE ON ME: YOU'RE SCUM, AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE SCUM. ON YOUR BIKE, BUSTER!"
What do?

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>When a Chuckle was just a good old chuckle and nothing more

Why would I go on his show? I don't know anybody.

>this is what americans really believe

>tfw having a blackpill moment about the first world war

youtube.com/watch?v=ujVvdZOgeJU

Did your ancestors even live in America during the American Revolution or are you just being American (civic af) again? C'mon Tyrone, tell us.

Start buying guns

*Frisbees lie detector card at his head*

Fuck me he looks old now.

>The children’s TV favourite was injured when he fell off his bike during a family holiday on the Greek island of Kefalonia yesterday.

>To make matters worse, a passing group of British tourists stopped at the scene of the accident.

>But instead of helping him out, they starting shouting the Chuckle Brothers’ famous catchphrase: “To me, to you.”

They're just t_d cultists.

No... Please...

Honestly, I think that the best time to be alive was Britain just before the First World War (if said event didn't happen). Comfy af, still had the empire, had a reasonable amount of technology, everybody still had morals.

...

HAPPENING

I guess Bank Holidays are popular

No, because it would be good for them in the polls

this is better

>not eating the bacon flavoured ones

wth is wrong with you

waaaaat

source me that

>tfw been on brit/pol/ until 4am every night since nearly a year ago
I want to leave, but I just can't.

NOOO this can't be true

I'm not so sure. But...

>he believes politicians reflect their constituents, and don't try to create opinion

It's bollocks.

It's fake you spazmoid

OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ POLL
strawpoll.me/12804770/
OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ POLL
strawpoll.me/12804770/
WHO VOTED RESPECT
strawpoll.me/12804770/
WHO VOTED COMMUNIST

How do you remember to eat breakfast every morning?

Lay off wankers I'm tired.

>when a fucking general on a shitty meme forum is the best and most diverse place of political discussion and thought you've ever found

Can any norn iron fags explain the difference between the DUP and UUP?

twitter.com/britainelects/status/855871512510963712

It's fake, Thousand Year Tory Reich incoming.

>there's no "none of the below" option

FUCKING MAKE ONE

Lads, go easy on him.

You idiots.
Grammars Today, are full of Olivias and Henriettas precisely because free grammars are gamed by them.

>Private tuition.
>Primary Feeder schools monopolised by the middle class.

Check the stats.

The only way I would ever countenance Free Grammars, of which I have great admiration for, is if:

>All primary schools in the poorest areas were given the same resources as middle-class area primary schools.
>All Grammars allowed the flexibility for the ability to reward progress in the non-grammars.
Say at 14 you do really well you can transfer etc

>Grammars didn't drain the budget of non grammars.

>The Middle classes didn't take over. I.e. Today, gov. funded Grammars are full of Middle-Class twats who are too selfish to pay Private School fees.

Remember the private schools have a very different affect on class too.

Yes it would, especially if it was a right wing party in power at the time because it shows the countries so good someone from across the world wanted to join it.

>when your primary source of social interaction is with animeposting nazis on an anonymous hentai blog

>calling me a wanker
Never mind, lads, keep the roast going.

>got a therapy session coming up

How do I actually tell them about my problems without getting arrested for hate speech or sectioned?

Yo Nigger, what'you think about Kendrick's new Album?

Shit negroid, TUC are my favourite evar crackers in the whole world.

My hero

I think he looks a lot better now, and with the fairer hair colouring.

Who do you think will be the next Labour leader after the GE when Corbyn inevitably resigns?

Just don't mention any crimes.
Thoughts are ok.

Dictatorship of the proletariat when?

Maybe we'll find out. And then you cam come here and suck it. ;^)

>The paramedics were said to have forgotten to put the wheel brake on the stretcher. Causing it to go careening down the hill, throwing Mr Chuckle into the marina

Out of all the Unions, they are the shittest.

>when Corbyn inevitably resigns

If, IF he does it'll be John McDonnell after all the B*airites lose their seats

What do you think I added 'Respect' for?Because of Pupil premium, poor schools are better funded than rich schools.

>tfw you met them both at a club

Fuck me I'm actually cracking up thinking of who it could be. Labour seriously don't have a single MP worthy of leading the party right now.

I'm obviously not going to tell them anything which compels them to call the police (not that there is any). But I don't think they would be able to address my issues. The discontent goes to far. They might just be too normie.

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MISS PRIME MINISTER

VOTE CORBYN

My ancestors came here from Ireland in the late 1500s m8. We fucked the eternal anglo up real good.

Your posting format is strange, and you should be ashamed of that.

s1.vocaroo.com/media/download_temp/Vocaroo_s1FNqaHzRTkU.mp3

Top kek

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Better than Ritz, and they have a mitt cheese option.

>Mfw imagining Neil roasting her on This Week every single week.

This fat fuck has been BTFO every time she's stood for leadership, so no chance.

Potential shop material here, lads

>late 1500s

The Irish had ships then?

>It's a Blairite

and saved.

I don't listen to that degenerate shit.
Nigga?
Same reason as your birth, sorry

Oh dear oh dear.

>it's a nonce!

>Ireland
>fucking the Anglo up
>ever
>inb4 "muh IRA"
The IRA was like somebody spitting in your face after you cut off their balls and raped their daughter. No matter how many ambushes or city centre bombings, you'll never beat our killcount.

youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8

Watch when Tinchy finds out, those guys are gonn get REKT.

Your ancestors came from Africa on slave ships you lying negro.

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His ancestors were probably sent on slave ships by us.

How does this make you all feel?

Are you 13?

A show that many of you lads will relate to on BBC One.

A N D R E W

Westwood picked up two freshers at my uni, he went back to theirs.
>One of them was pretty fit and doing a STEM degree

Are you more of a Big Narstie man?

>KEK

>the only thing you care about is a political movement that died in the mid-20th century, which you will only ever be able to discuss on anonymous internet forums

Gonna be honest lads, this isn't a great existence.

God I fucking hate niggers.

>my kids are thick therefore clever kids shouldn't be able to achieve more in life as they deserve
How utterly selfish
>muh resources and funding
>if a human baby and a chimp are both given smartboards and the same sports equipment everything will be fine
You can't just give the same funding and assume it will instantly work out - for a start, teachers don't want to work with chavs and niggers as it's depressing and they might get stabbed, hence why they try to go to teach at better schools

It's genuinely depressing that anybody would be against IQ-based splitting of kids into much more manageable and specialised teaching.

Jesus christ. 50% and we're not even that close to the election yet.

It would take a miracle for corbyn to shake even a respectable standing out at this point

>It's an Anglo!

>Kefalonia
typical

>this absolute state is sliding it in 20 year old white girls on a daily basis, grunting a messy orgasm into them

What was Mosley's accent? His voice has a certain quality to it, the way he pronounces his words and his tempo, it seems unique.

It's all so tiresome.

I did this one the other day

Donald Trump episode of HARDtalk on BBC news lads

I am not going to be jealous of two sluts that went off with a has-been.

No one that got to america that early lived you lying cunt
No, I know how to speak English and put points across using facts and logic

I always thought tUC were British...
>TUC is a brand of snack biscuit originating in Belgium,[1] available in Europe, Asia, North America and North Africa. The salted savoury snack biscuits are octagonal in shape (like a rectangle with the corners cut off) and are golden yellow in colour. TUC crackers for Europe's English speaking markets are made by Jacob Fruitfield Food Group, part of the Valeo Foods Group, and they have a taste somewhat comparable to Ritz in the UK. In mainland Europe they are marketed by Mondelēz International

Dan Jarvis

He'll wait for labour to be btfo this time then step in to pick up the pieces

Good.
It won't be McDonnell
It will be Lewis if he keeps his seat.

Sorry. Did you just assume that people were different and need different things?

Anybody else genuinely like Corbyn? Sure he's a fucking dimwitted commie, but he seems like a genuinely nice bloke.

How can chaste Ann resist?