Western hemisphere risk thread (fun)

hey boys. lot of risk threads recently. tried one yesterdey on /qst/ but it didn't work out

basic rules-
put your bonus in the tripcodeor I won't implement it
I'm not sober

bonus map incoming

here's bonus map
we'll start with four

oh yeah

yellow is 1
orange is 5
red is 10

Those Poor Bastards
Orange
Wisconsin
Are you color blind also? I had a great grandpa who was and he worked in paint kek

Republic of Chile
Any color
Chile

And by "republic" I mean not in the slightest

Down with Communists!

Giantess Girlfriend
Massachusetts, USA
Magenta

btw you might want to mark country boundaries on the map, it's hard to tell

Pesto
Green
Oregon

Erradicate all the commies

first mupdate

fug

Take over Chile. Begin building helicopters with the captured industry.

where the FUCK is PESTO?

> new france
> blue
> st laurence

...

sorry no green so I gave you teal

Are you actually color blind?

Fuckin quebecois

Ne personne aime-tu

Roll for Pesto to take some Californian territory.

Expand North.

also make pesto red instead

> ne personne aime-tu
> litteraly: No person you love
but thanks anyway ameribro

I want to be Dickistan
Let me start in Florida

West Tennessee is red as fuck. It's the freight shipping center for this whole hemisphere.

Olmec
mexico
gold

kek, didn't read the actual game and thought we were guessing sand nigger attack patterns.

How would you say "nobody likes you" then?

it's been four years since I've taken French. Also Quebec sucks

ne personne t'aime pas?

210 counts as straight so I'll give 25
second mupdate

dites moi si j'ai fait une erreur s'il vous plait

Pesto expands in Canada

expand into yucatan mon ami

Take Cuba and those other islands

Nice. Fill Bolivia and proceed to Brazil

its litteraly ''personne taime or personne vous aimes''

but why you say that? if its because of montreal i get you, nuke that fucking city

> st laurence

i wanted it to say NEW FRANCE

anyways invade the lower st laurence region

Look at the colors, OP doesn't give a shit just roll with it

East Brazil
White Brazillian Empire
Yellow
Give me initial territory and this roll

Didn't see this mupdate, move north

OP can you count these two rolls? Spills go west.

Giantess GF expands south

You have a choice, Brazil. I can try to kill you now and we'll both waste a bunch of rolls whoever wins, or we can split up South America and go north to genocide the northerners.

You would get Venezuela and everything east, I'd get everything else. That'd make the bonuses about equal.

The only other condition is you must turn over all the communists in your country to me.

Are you proposing an alliance? If so I'll accept.

Green-Red
Jewish Mexican Zombies
Brazil

Deal.

pali so another 25
Il n'y a pas besoin de shouting
nah you just get initial territory. can't just drop that on pinkochet. you picked a bad spot
Mupdate three

sorry kike but we're full :^)

Fill Argentina

That is alright.
We will bide our time.
You can't hide your Foreskins and Brains from us forever.

invade the MAGENTA color

fill mexico

You didn't even give me the right color. Fuck this, I'm out.

Take trinidad and tobago (idk if they're really called that). Spills into more east coast.

We cool, right?

sure, alliance?

He didn't give any of us the right colors autist.

Oh well, more land for me :^)

Giantess GF Keeps moving South

Pesto does some more Northern expansion.

all of us have wrong colors idiot hahahaha

Yeah. Just please take more south, leave the texas and all that to me, YOu can have cali though.

idk bro tejas es mexicana

pali = 25
mupdate 4

I gave you the right colour
I think this is what you meant
ur in trouble

Fill up Brazil

Pesto expands in Alaska

kill magenta and spill into labrador and northern quebec

Yes, thank you

Please take more territory to the east, lousiana and all those states.

move into texas

three spill

YOu take south texas I take north texas, deal?

okay

I suppose attack New France.
~Giantess GF

sounds good man

too late to join?

hahaha ok I'll just put them where ever
mupdate 5

Pesto expands eastwards in the north

yeah sorry boy

Fill Brazil. Drop communists deep into the Amazon from great heights.

lol I like your balls to the wall attitude not even quoting the mupdate.

as a gift I will remind you to put your bonus in the trip

take the remains of texas, spills go west/north

wait what's the bonus?

expand north, defend against any mangeta attack

you get +5 for alaska
thought that's why you were doing it
check the second post
you madman

Attack the nigga to my north

oh shit i didn't even know about the bonus haha i guess i got lucky

move into american southwest spills go north

Take over Michigan.

Hey Boudicca; kill the northerner and then war over territory?

spill by invading Mangeta

...

mapdate 6

couldn't do quotes
telling me I was spam

sorry I missed this
technically no spill implied by "go north"

what the fuck? you want me to kill you too

I suppose continue attacking the nigga up North
~Giantess GF

Fill Brazil

You'll have to tell me when I have it alll since there are no borders

kill mangeta, defend against any gray attacks

You want to border Green?

Olmec I would like to say that I mean you and your nation no harm, and I would like to ally with you.

Also, Pesto expands eastward in the north again.

go north and west not invade green

Go north

ok