Brit/pol/ - Based Nick "The thought of the holocaust makes me stiffen" Griffin Edition

>Thread theme
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>Froggylection
theguardian.com/world/ng-interactive/2017/apr/23/french-presidential-election-results-2017-latest

>Jeremy Corbyn planning to 'dismantle' the UK's defences, Conservatives claim
news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-is-planning-to-dismantle-the-uks-defences-the-conservatives-claim-10847954

>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39682939

>When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/23/when-nigel-farage-met-julian-assange

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he would authorise killing of Isil leader
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/23/jeremy-corbyn-might-not-authorise-strike-against-isil-leader/

>General election 2017: Tories to pledge energy bill cap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39685106

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It's all part of a plot to destroy Islam and the West, whilst simultaneously create greater Israel

Any interest

Sounds gay as fuck desu

>tfw just got 2600 big boy bux from student finance company this morning

Going to snort it off the ass of polish hookers?

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Saving my big boy bux so I can buy a car when I graduate in a few months.

Noice!

>asian gangs

Thats reasonably sensible lad, good investment to finding and keeping stable work.

Have a (you)

Islam and labour have a lot to answer for.

Sensible plan, loads of people I knew always managed to speak it in about 2 weeks going out on the piss, buying takeaways and new games consoles.

Was always quite funny then watching them bleating poverty for the rest of the term.

I did buy a cheap fender accoustic guitar for about 150 quid on my first undergraduate degree.. still have it.

>early on a slow night
Ballsy move that mate..

Yeah I don't know how students end up in their overdraft, surely people must realise if you've got no real income you can't spend like a retard.

That said, last year I totally blew through all the money I had saved due to having a car. Between buying it, fuel, insurance and repair bills I probably burned though about 7 grand in 12 months, sold it for like 2 grand because I had literally nothing left in my bank account.

>buying a cheap instrument ever
Fatal error. You fell for the "I learned to play on a busted guitar" meme

My friend spent 1000 bongs on a bass guitar using his student finance money.

He's a music student though, and the bass was
nice.

Learned to play on a fender mexican strat, ibanez bass and washburn electric before that.

I just bought the accoustic from sound control i think it was called (closed down) on manchester oxford road almost a decade ago so i had a guitar with me, tried a few yamahas and such, tried a fender cd100, sounded ok for the money, action was fine, no issues with the build, id played one before and knew they had a good rep as a budget guitar and bought it for between 100 and 150 quid.

Think £150 is a lot more reasonable than £1000, its annoying to think though I knew of people doing things like that then applying for Hardship Grants from the university because they claimed they had no money.

>Being a debtslave

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>Paying for the textbook Jew

Morning friends.

You sound a bit jealous because he's going to have a degree to stack shelves with. Don't worry, we can all stack shelves equally well as long as we try hard enough.

Good morning you cunts.
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what are the most redpilled crisps?

Skips.

Frazzles
Years ago, I once offered one to a Muslim in college not realising... and he got angry

2/3 of my gibs are grants luckily, still going to be 35k in debt though.

Mccoys steak

they don't have any real pork I think
this turk I knew eat them all time

Tyrrells, the crisp of the white man.

>Think £150 is a lot more reasonable than £1000

150 quid gets you absolute dogshit unless you know what you are doing to be fair, for that kind of budget you should stay away from almost all electric guitars and basses.

You can snag an acceptable accoustic for about 200 these days. Which is about what that cheapo fender i bought costs today.

Personal opinion i wouldn't suggest anybody spend less than 300 on an electric.

1000 is a good ballpark for something special, though bargains can be had between 350ish-600.

Burtons fish and chips or Smiths scampi fries. True snack of the working class pub drinker... outside of absolutely haram pork scratchings.

Yeah they don't. They're suitable for vegetarians I believe, but he was still pissed off.

>tfw getting some (You)s on /ptg/

Ruffles Paprika.

Did you bring up how they have no real chance of getting back their white population to it's former glory? They hate it when you do that.

I'm doing it slowly, not at that stage yet. I'm just telling them how stupid they are for believing His Majesty is going to help them he's in fact done nothing but enrich himself.

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>Tories to pledge energy bill cap
I'm sure the Tory press will decry this return to 70s socialism and explain how it will only mean blackouts and the SNP fisting your dog.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2431073/Ed-Milibands-speech-revives-70s-socialism-Fixing-energy-prices-boosting-minimum-wage-.html
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Just got called ShareBlue.

wishing i was neet so i can sort out the state of this election

>never tory
>coalition
>rise of small parties

Le Pen will be a sounding bell for the British electorate, the right will feel bolstered, the left will become entrenched. Partisan politics will increase as divisions deepen.
Corbyn must cater for the """general""" public, whilst holding somewhat true to his morals. May on the other hand, has no morals so she is free to maneuver, avoiding the long knives ofc.
The Lib Dems, SNP, Green etc. don't offer a viable alternative for one-party government, however they could well play kingmakers in a rainbow coalition outcome.
I don't see UKIP making any gains in seats, probably lose Carswell's. The right have no option but to rubber stamp Theresa the geeza. The left is somewhat fractured and disillusioned by Breggsit, it's up to them to choose to unite, or divide and wait (for another generation). May has efficiently made people so numb to politics that they couldn't care less about this general election. Yet she has overestimated her hand, the narrative of Tory domination doesn't sit well with the public


>There will be a hung parliament
>Theresa May will lose her majority, and premiership
>A Corbynsortium of left-ish parties could stop the Tories
>Corrupt May will go down in history as a failed daughter of Thatcher

>probably lose Carswell
he resigned and is now an independent

You really can't compare France to the UK, France is like Britain was in the 1970s with a stagnating economy and the added twist of home grown Islamic terrorism.

Some burger in ptg just posted a reddit link, and I won't post it here because reddit is a bit gay. But it's a collection of headlines, here's a selection.

>Man yells, "Make America Great Again!" Before shooting 6 people dead.
>Man wearing, "Make America Great Again" hat murders 2 strangers for no reason.
>Two men beat a homeless man with a metal bar and urinate on him screaming, “Donald Trump was right, all these illegals need to be deported,” When asked for a comment about the incident Trump defends them saying, "My supporters are very passionate. They love this country and they want this country to be great again."
>"You fucking gorillas and baby monkeys, We voted for Trump. Trump's building a wall, beaners, and you'll be going back to where you belong." Man yells at black elementary school children unprovoked before he swerves his car at them attempting to hit them.
>Local Republican Politician sexually assaults a woman by, "grabbing her pussy." and then says he is allowed to do it because now that Trump is president he doesn't have to be politically correct.

Things that happened, honestly.

>lurking /ptg/ as a bong
you should lurk the superior /ptg/, private tracker general on Sup Forums

reddit tells me Treseme will turn England into a one party state and destroy democracy. Is this correct?

I'm not lurking, I'm collecting (You)s.

nah, democracy never existed anyway.

Anyone got the gif of trump saying "I'm with Israel 1000%"?

same shit boyo
no
tory reich for 10 years
jezza gets ousted by [trendy minority] or labour becomes far left and all the left leaning centrists leave to make their own hip new party
that party becomes the new opposition party
we end up with a super cool and trendy brown pm
can't wait!!

ok shareblue

We're worth it.

>deluge
good taste in clients

>not using vastly superior qbittorrent

#cucking4cuckron

Will Labour die and the LibDems become opposition?

>reddit tells me

Tyrells or kettlechips

I want every single one of these stories to be true. Sadly, none of them are.

Also, it was a fucking leaf who posted the link (I checked).

ok Sledgehammer999

You're a weird guy, friend.

ok mummy

I think Jeremy Corbyn seems like a really good guy and I hope he's our next prime minister.

no the lib dems are done for
you could argue that they could form a coalition with labour but their voterbases are diametrically opposed and even people that vote lib-dem only do it because it's basically the left wing version of voting for ukip

I think the Labour right should break off and merge with the LD, and call it the Liblairal Democrats. They could beat Labour within ten years and become the opposition

That would be horrible.

Though come to think of it why don't all the Blairites just join the libdems?

LibDems are hurting right now because Tim "Pray the Gay Away" Farron has pissed off the people he's trying to convince because he holds a basic religious belief and they hate that because current year.

Her Majesty desu.

Looks Jewish

Pretty. Shame she's a shit queen.

>there are people in this thread who unironically consume the "work" of celebrities thus giving them a platform to spread their cuckoldry

So does ya mam.

She's

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CON - 412
LAB - 148
SNP - 53
LIB - 12
UKIP - 0
GRN - 1
PC - 3

Gee I wonder what potential alterior motive she may have by publicising her opinion on this matter....

>tfw dont care about frog politics and just want to read about Brexit/Election
>papers all covering frog politic bollocks because some right wing candidate thinks she can win but wont again

Doesn't make sense mate. It's "she is" when that's your entire statement. But no she's not.

I think he's an absolute mad man and would be a shit PM but he does seem like a good bloke.

Guys.

It's always better to stay with someone you love and take a chance rather than chicken out and wonder what if?

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>grass is greener on otherside fallacy
dont fall for it. Only ever leave someone if youre not happy anymore

How is staying with someone you love "taking a chance"? If they don't love you back then yeah it's taking a chance, but otherwise it's the obvious anser.

Kind of excited about Blair returning to politics because he might end up going on Question Time.

It's complicated.

I could leave to get something I want but would have to leave.

Yeah. I'm leaning stay.

>I could leave to get something I want but would have to leave.
What is it you want?

What if Corbyn goes super Maxist and the US do not help us out and LePen losses and France and Germany just come and take everything England has.

That's great, now take this sort of shite elsewhere like reddit or /Britfeel/

Opportunity that takes me away from them. Would make me happy. But would leave me alone.

/britfeel/ will probably tell him to leave her then check out from society altogether. Is there a more depressing general?

Monster munch red hot

Take them with you?

Yeah but the man said britpol has exclusive therapy for brits

>Opportunity that takes me away from them.
you talking about a family? You been offered to work on an oil rig or something?

Unlike those options Brit/pol/ actually wants the best for people here, not to convince them to go MGTOW.

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Labour 153
LD 26
SNP 42
UKIP 0