Be England

>be England
>send rapists and murderers to a prison country to die
>ANGLO rapists and murderers
>Australia becomes one of the best countries in the world within 100 years

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>Australia
>one of the best countries in the world

Is there anything about bizarro Canada that isn't a meme?

>muh Steve Irwin
>muh toilet spiders
>muh vegemite
>muh CentreLink
>muh nigger dicks
>muh dingo ate my babby
>muh toilet snakes
>muh only pretending to be retarded
>muh sprinkle bread
>muh petrol huffing
>muh 1/64th abo
>muh toilet gators
>muh Paul Hogan
>muh Commodore VL
>muh ping

it's for the bants cunt take your dick out your ass for a little bit

>one of the best countries in the world
You can't just compare yourself to your micro-nation islander neighbors and call yourself the best user.

>Bizarro Canada
Jesus thats funny

Australia isn't even close to relevant.

Even NK knows your shit and deserve to be nuked

>people revert to the racial mean after generations
Who would've guessed.

Hi Habib - whats taking so fucking long with my pizza?

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What?

WHERES MY FCKING PIZZA YOU LEBBO CUNT

Electric Fence Pence will have some shocking answers for them when they arrive im sure

>best country
>no guns

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TFW we cuck your country into taking our boat people.

I'm a beady eyed anglo kiwi m8

My name is jeff

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Come to US Ausbro we will welcome you. Hurry before we build a wall

hahaha.. me too user...

>Build a wall.
>Refugees come by boats.

The best bit? We're not even trying.

most convicts just stole food

>send rapists and murderers
to be fair rapists and murderers were executed
we got the petty thieves and prostitutes

9/10 picture, only way it could be better would be if it had the based Great Helm.

nigga they where basically just bread stealers

whats wrong with VL's?
Bit too old?
You prefer VR's

When will you guys realize that all that matters is your regional region when it comes to statistics like that?
I live in south Germany and east Germany looks like a 3rd world shithole whenever I'm there
These fuckers in the east destroy muh statistics

You can talk shit about Australia all you want.

But stay 3 weeks here and I guarantee you'll wanna stay.

proof of anglo supremacy user

even the dreggs of british society can become 1st world where abos with 1000s of years head start cant do shit

Thats just the slav energy leaking into your borders though. Australia is isolated

talk to your brother nicer or you get no ice cream leaf

>But stay 3 weeks here and I guarantee you'll wanna stay.
>wanting to stay in a country that reaches 40 degrees every year
The only benefit to living here is there's a large white population.

Superior to your shithole, despite all the deadly animals and most of our land being uninhabitable.

i cant remember what warm sun feels like on my skin

its freezing here,i cant even remember when i last went out without a jacket

Only after extreme vetting. You gotta keep the ones that don't make the cut m8

I'll stay three decades then :^)

> F-Fuck off we're full
No sweetie, you can't kick us out.

tfw my great great grandfather fought in Gallipoli against the Turks and i'm just a skinny uni student with insecurities.

Feels bad i'll never be a cool guy.

>nigga they where basically just bread stealers
No excuses, theft is a crime, criminals must be punished, send them away from glorious kingdom to barren desert on furthest reaches of empire !

Don't need guns, mate. We are genetically superior to "white" Americans.

Bizzaro Canada. Fucking died

It's just bants mate, lighten up.

Says the descendant of a shit tier criminal that was dumb enough to be caught.

>implying this isn't bants

Oh I think it's a little more than just Commies ruining your statistics Germanbro

The rapists and murderers were killed by English prison guards you know? They built cells in the sand and waited for the tide to come in and watched them all drown, then shot those that tried to break out.

lel...

>mfw this shit
youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

australia is indeed fucking awesome
especially their way of handling illegal immigrants coming over the sea always impressed me
I always wanted to go there once

>one of the best countries in the world
>not in G8

Pick one

You wouldn't be able to handle Aussie banter.

Rekt

Every time I see the pic related it looks like he is doing Michael Jackson moves.

why would we wanna kick you out. kiwis are like the premium version of abo's.
besides that we are the only westerners down this end of the world, its us and the penguins so i rekon we ought to make NZ another state, with its own autonomy. Just so you fella's could scrape by a lil better, id hate to see anything happen to the homeland of all my kiwi mates.

Not an argument. You're all fat lazy morons. We aren't.

Some nice beeches if that's what you're into. Some interesting tourist spots as well. The natural scenery is amazing on top of that.

It's not exactly the best place to be a tourist, but it's a good place to live.

lol fucking memestralia

>Move from Florida to Florida.
Why?

Better losing to a deserted island than emus.

>Bizarro Canada
Fuckin Yes.

Was in Aus for a month. Went up East coast and across to Perth. Perth was ok, Fraser Island was pretty nice. Apart from that was either a humid, ugly shit hole or an arid, ugly desert shit hole. Environments made for niggers not White men. Won't be going back

>Be Kiwi
>Wake up to sound of neighbor fucking his pet sheep
>Walk for 10 minutes and I'm on the other side of the country because NZ is landcucked
>Earthquake splits open footpath and I fall through
>Guided out by some friendly hobbits
>Ey yu gotta fahkin dolla broo? asks local Maori as I walk by him
>Finally get to workplace but the building has been torn away by the wind
>Go back home and see my wife get fucked by a big ram cock
>God bless this great nation

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>one of the best countries in the world

lmao

Fuck I've had a right day, worse off some aussie git's posted it all over the internet

I was looking at rent prices and comparing them to here the other week. Minimum wage $8 higher than here, rent an entire fucking house for almost the same amount you'd rent a single fucking room for. Not sure why I'm still here desu

>ANGLO criminals
*Irish

Australia is a Gaelic land

>Australia is a Gaelic land

Makes sense.

>cant own guns


nah u a commie/leftist dictatorship a shit.

And all the shithposting here only tells me yous are in horrible pain.

bump

>Australia
>Best country

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Bankers built your country up, not you. Same with America. If they wanted to starve you out, they could've done so. You serve a purpose of them, so they kept you around and fed you. Congrats on boasting about being the dog with a shiny collar.

>MASSA SAY I'M SPECIAL.

Pathetic.

>good points: many Irish are dead
Kek

>he has to PAY for non-cosmetic surgeries
literally a third world country

Good. Fuck off we're full.

>Australia is a Gaelic land
even better

Isn't that a compliment?

Wouldn't Canada be bizzaro Australia?
Australia is relevant on its own
Canada is Americas +1

Not with your abo scum lool enjoy being killed by petrol huffers.

you forgot
>italians get there
>becomes one of the best country on earth

>Italy
>Any current year after 461 AD

b-but
>muh venetia
>muh kingdom of two sicily
>muh renaissance
>muh granduchy of tuscany
>muh vatican
>muh unification
>muh ww1
>muh poets, artists and shiet

I'm sorry Italibro, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings

Italy is only good for it's food culture and it's ancient history.

Crocodiles > Aligators

wtf I love the UK now!

Italians invented the first Phone, radio and one of the first computers though.

Also the first battery and the Piano.

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